Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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I didn't notice this before. But the difference in phrasing here is pretty funny.

Asstroon: rakeback hopefully tomorrow
Tardski: We will be back tomorrow

It's almost cute how Asstroon still pretends like this is HIS show. Back to work fatty. Your boss is losing his patience.
PPPussy whipped, need i say more. The once high and mighty PPP that thought himself a king and a preacher is now groveling at the feet of a child killing retard. Keep earning those goodboy points Asston and Daddy Warski might give you just enough for a decent internet connection, keep towing the line of that child murdering coke fiend or he is gonna abort you like he did his son.
 
It seems like ever since the "floodgates" were opened new accounts sprang up purely to shit on @The Fatman Of The Opera, Asalieri.

You think they're Andy's socks or Ashtons? Maybe their paypigs? The new accounts immediately post Asa's thread that was read on their dead show, sent by kinochet no less. Hard not to see the connection there folks!

Seethe harder abortski and piggy. Trandy aborts children, Asstonne aborts cats and bags of potato chips, you guys are perfect for each other ❤️.
I'm not a new account, I make fun of asstroon and rapeski. Asa was diddled by furries and made a video crying about it while his wife and retarded children can be heard in the same room. He has no dignity or restraint and you keep simping for him. We make fun of everyone on this website. Especially furfags.

And when you visit his YouTube channel the first thing you see is him doing the soyboy face on a thumbnail
 
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I didn't notice this before. But the difference in phrasing here is pretty funny.

Asstroon: rakeback hopefully tomorrow
Tardski: We will be back tomorrow

It's almost cute how Asstroon still pretends like this is HIS show. Back to work fatty. Your boss is losing his patience.
Hopefully Asstroon has wiped away the salty bitch tears he’s been shedding since Godwinson got flagged and everyone theorized it was him. Nice protected tweets there, Pig!

We all know Piggy Packs Pounds had no sore throat. The only thing sore was his anus, from being violated repeatedly by myself and other A-Logs. (Metaphorically speaking - I’m not a fag like Asstroon, who likely would enjoy things up the ass if his massive body didn’t make it impossible).

That’s right, Andy — whip this pig into shape. He’s too goddamn lazy to even read superchats even thought it’s his very serious “business”. Holy shit folks, how does Warski put up with it? PPPathetic.

I'm not a new account, I make fun of asstroon and rapeski. Asa was diddled by furries and made a video crying about it while his wife and retarded children can be heard in the same room. He has no dignity or restraint and you keep simping for him. We make fun of everyone on this website. Especially furfags.
People are getting Assmad that niggas don’t instantly hate Asa. That’s like if I was getting tilted that people liked or didn’t hate PPP. It’s gay to care so much.

I for one am glad Asa showed his face on the Farms, and is A-Logging Asston because it clearly bothers him. This is what we call content and you have to appreciate it.
 
PPP has never been this bothered by anything. It was the ultimate way to cut him down

Making fun of Asa is fine but running with stuff that's already been disproven sinks you to the level of what PPP was trying to do. If you think of anyone who has been around that long since 07' and thats all they can come up with that's a pretty damn clean record for an online presence
 
Interesting how Asa's family loves him while Asston Joel Parks' father despises and has disowned him.

Asston, ever consider that when everyone in your past is absolutely disgusted by you and now actively hate you that maybe, just maybe YOU are the problem? If you didn't constantly lie and backstab your former friends they probably wouldn't even care that you stream with Andy.

YOU started all the recent drama by shitting on your golden calf NON STOP to Godwinson, Persip, Squire ect. You should've stfu and done your fucking lazy ass job and been grateful that Andy bothers keeping you around. All shitposts aside, wtf do you even bring to the show? Kinochet and that other fag do all the work. Andy could just as easily dump your fat ass and run with another co-host who'd probably be happy with 20% rather than 50% of the unearned donos that literally all come from Andy's paypigs
 
Asston, ever consider that when everyone in your past is absolutely disgusted by you and now actively hate you that maybe, just maybe YOU are the problem? If you didn't constantly lie and backstab your former friends they probably wouldn't even care that you stream with Andy.

YOU started all the recent drama by shitting on your golden calf NON STOP to Godwinson, Persip, Squire ect. You should've stfu and done your fucking lazy ass job and been grateful that Andy bothers keeping you around. All shitposts aside, wtf do you even bring to the show? Kinochet and that other fag do all the work. Andy could just as easily dump your fat ass and run with another co-host who'd probably be happy with 20% rather than 50% of the unearned donos that literally all come from Andy's paypigs
Ashton is jealous and seething that Asa has reproduced, has multiple children and a wife - because out of the two fat men, Ashton will never experience having a family.

And it’s no coincidence that Ashton’s family hates him, just like all the friends he once had. Sometime friendships break down, but every single one of them? Clearly Ashton is a toxic individual, and anyone who tries to befriend or get close to him gets burned.

Ashton also lied about Ethan Ralph getting him kicked out of church, as a way to cope with being disowned by his entire family and church over his own terrible decisions.

Now, Ashton can only rock autistically as a PowerPoint presentation (because he’s too cheap to pay for decent Internet despite running a super serious “business“ - cakes and pies are in the budget though) and ramble for an hour and a half about his nobody Internet enemies. Meanwhile Andy attempts to be a professional and keep his donators happy - having to put up with Ashton’s obese sperging and womanly grudges.

How much longer will Andy put up with this? Let’s get real, all the paypigs are Andy’s. And Ashton betrayed Andy and shit-talked him when he was weak. Will Andy continue to have Ashton be a disrespectful albatross on his back?
 
People are getting Assmad that niggas don’t instantly hate Asa. That’s like if I was getting tilted that people liked or didn’t hate PPP. It’s gay to care so much.

I for one am glad Asa showed his face on the Farms, and is A-Logging Asston because it clearly bothers him. This is what we call content and you have to appreciate it.
People have been gargling the furries balls since the moment he made an account it's embarrassing to see.
 
People have been gargling the furries balls since the moment he made an account it's embarrassing to see.
I won’t pretend there hasn’t been some ass-kissing. I have my own reasons for Asa to be welcomed since he’s riling up PPPig. Feel free to roast Asa more though.

However I also think sometime A-Logs get too sensitive when someone doesn’t hate the same person and get all riled up and homosexual about it. Seen that too.

My priority is content in the Sektuh. Asa being on Kiwi Farms and posting in this thread, maybe even collab ing with some autists, is kino and content. It’ll drive Ashton crazy because he hates the Farms with a passion and is a fat faggot.

Also confirmed in the recent DM leaks by KOP that he reads his thread and seethes about Kiwis, just like Ralph.
 
If Asa spergs out, is exposed as a bigger degenerate than he seems so far, or just sticks around too long being too autistic I will alog him. It is the natural rhythm of the sektur. But currently his PPP alogging pleases me so he is welcome in my book. That's all that really needs to be discussed. You don't have to like him or avow everything he's ever done.
 
If Asa spergs out, is exposed as a bigger degenerate than he seems so far, or just sticks around too long being too autistic I will alog him. It is the natural rhythm of the sektur. But currently his PPP alogging pleases me so he is welcome in my book. That's all that really needs to be discussed. You don't have to like him or avow everything he's ever done.
Agreed.

In other news

@A Rastafarian Skeleton IS TRYAN TA SIKEOLOGICALLY BREAK MEH ANDY!

Stop throwing random mati/autist stickers at my every post and just DM me your hatred lol. Wouldn't want to clog up the thread with 2retardsfighting.gif
 
If Asa spergs out, is exposed as a bigger degenerate than he seems so far, or just sticks around too long being too autistic I will alog him. It is the natural rhythm of the sektur. But currently his PPP alogging pleases me so he is welcome in my book. That's all that really needs to be discussed. You don't have to like him or avow everything he's ever done.
I just found out who he was last week, and its my exact thoughts. Hate musicals, but it gets on Phat Pig Pounds, so keep on doing it.
 
Tried a face merge app with a pig and PPP and think it came out decently.
 

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If Asa spergs out, is exposed as a bigger degenerate than he seems so far, or just sticks around too long being too autistic I will alog him. It is the natural rhythm of the sektur. But currently his PPP alogging pleases me so he is welcome in my book. That's all that really needs to be discussed. You don't have to like him or avow everything he's ever done.
See, this is fair. I do find it hilarious that people have made accounts recently just to alog me and try to restore credit to PPP. But... why would you WANT to restore credit to PPP?
 
See, this is fair. I do find it hilarious that people have made accounts recently just to alog me and try to restore credit to PPP. But... why would you WANT to restore credit to PPP?
I find the PPP fan boys are just Ralph alogs that don't know the way. Have fun on the farms, no cow is golden.
 
See, this is fair. I do find it hilarious that people have made accounts recently just to alog me and try to restore credit to PPP. But... why would you WANT to restore credit to PPP?
I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were pppaypigs but at least a few of them are just obsessed with predicting who the next sekturrrr cow will be and wanting to preemptively show how clever they are for being ahead of the curve. The furry stuff is somewhat cringe even if ppp blew it out of proportion and there's always a chance you'll do something even more autistic, but yeah, that's a bridge to be crossed when it's crossed rather than something to harp on about now.
 
But... why would you WANT to restore credit to PPP?
Every z-celeb especially in this sektur picks up a loyal following as they drag their shit-smeared asshole across the internet. Probably that, or wanting to 'redeem' the guy so the whole arc is perpetuated for their entertainment. Some people do that just to be contrarian or farm trashcans. You gotta get all the stickers to have a complete collection, after all.

I haven't watched the godwinson vid about you yet but best advice is don't be neurotic about it. Don't take yourself seriously, is another one, along with don't sperg out.
I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were pppaypigs but at least a few of them are just obsessed with predicting who the next sekturrrr cow will be and wanting to preemptively show how clever they are for being ahead of the curve.
I forgot about that aspect of it. Makes me wonder if there's a discord betting pool on "who's the next IBS lolcow" or something. If there's not money involved in that mindset then I really can't understand it.
 
I don't believe i've sperged out in this saga yet. Feel free to tell me if i'm going too far or being too retarded at any given moment. Really the only thing that worries me are the insane fucks who would resort to IRL life ruination tactics, and that shit isn't funny unless you're a Jeffrey Dahmer-like sociopath.

Like I said, all other jokes, harmless pranks and stuff that is legitimately funny go nuts, that's producing genuine lulz and those can never be a bad thing. Quit thinking that picking a side is going to make you somehow morally superior to the other. Picking sides in a drama reduces the overall lulz for you and those around you. And it's pretty ghey

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE LULZ?!?

Edit: It wouldn't surprise me to find out that the people trying to shit on me are guys who paypigged for PPP and are experiencing massive buyer's remorse to the point where all they can do is try to minimize PPP's psychological damage lol
 
I forgot about that aspect of it. Makes me wonder if there's a discord betting pool on "who's the next IBS lolcow" or something. If there's not money involved in that mindset then I really can't understand it.
Nah. Ive known asalieri from back when urinatingtree was on the deadhorseinterchange as a failed game reviewer and not a semifamous sports youtuber and asa was buttbuddies with armake21. I know how thin his skin is.

Ill be charitable and say by st.patricks day this site will have solidly turned on him.
 
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