Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Mr. Manchester]

There's plenty of things you can say about PPP, but he's right about Styx, guy is a grifter who can only suck off Trump so his paypigs are happy. I also just like when people shout at each other on the internet so this has been fun to watch.

 

[Luke gama]

PPP is a disgrace for killing himself with fuck food, he can't handle having access to food

But he's right about Styx you could use a retarded chat AI to make his video and his audience wouldn't know the difference.
The idea he's got info or is going to get info that means anything is such bullshit

 

[wilji1090]

Styx should've just called Ashton "Pancake Boy" like Andy Dick did and then fuck off because really.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I can't believe a guy calling himself "Styx Hexenhammer" is a cringey LARPing retard.

Thankfully super genius PPP only just now figured it out.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Styx should've just called Ashton "Pancake Boy" like Andy Dick did and then fuck off because really.

Imagine getting F F F Felted by Andy Dick of all people.

Pancake boy is one of the few that can say they have.

 

[AltisticRight]

Haven't commented for a long time.
Is Asstonne still fat?

 

[Cringestorian X]

Haven't commented for a long time.
Is Asstonne still fat?

unless my eyes are deceiving me, somehow he's getting fatter



what happened to the buttons buddy

 

[internet friend]

unless my eyes are deceiving me, somehow he's getting fatter
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what happened to the buttons buddy

It's almost hard to believe that's real. That's not what a person looks like. That's more akin to some inflation fetish shit.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It's almost hard to believe that's real. That's not what a person looks like. That's more akin to some inflation fetish shit.

Now I know why grocery prices are so high in Canada. The rest of the country has to compete with Asstonne

 

[AltisticRight]

unless my eyes are deceiving me, somehow he's getting fatter
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Scientists are trying to find particles that are faster than photons, calling it tachyons.

I propose an alternative view, the PPPigg's Boson. This particle is faster than light, and can only be achieved in the most modern synchrotron. It is achieved by feeding the source copious amounts of potato chips and then bombarding the singularity with an XXL sized collared shirt, attempting to do all the buttons. Once achieved, the buttons will dislodge and travel at a speed that transcends the space and time domain, causing a dimensional merge.

The energy can be harvested to fix climate change. Introducing the Dyson sPPPhere. Potatoes go in, energy comes out. His lard can also be refined to produce the highest quality HRT.

 

[TheHardR]

I guess pointing out to chat that kino casino begging for 100 subs at $10.00 equals $1000.00 per episode.
That's entertainment

 

[Quintus]

I guess pointing out to chat that kino casino begging for 100 subs at $10.00 equals $1000.00 per episode.
That's entertainment

Yeah I'm on account number 3 on kick now. They ban people for even light criticism at this point.

 

[TheHardR]

Yeah I'm on account number 3 on kick now. They ban people for even light criticism at this point.

hahah and they talk about other peoples jannies.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

I guess pointing out to chat that kino casino begging for 100 subs at $10.00 equals $1000.00 per episode.
That's entertainment

I've only had gifted subs, that's crazy that they are charging 10$ a sub.

They are going to make insane money if the sektur vacuum gets worse, with nick, masterson, and ralph getting back together it will only continue. No criticism will make it to these chuckle fucks, warski has the thinnest skin and PPP isn't going to rock the boat of gravy coming in.

The only threat they have is PPP dying or warski fucking up.

 

[EyeGuy]

He keeps getting rounder:

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He keeps getting rounder:
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A diet of mostly fried foods and little to no exercise will do that to you. How long until his cardiovascular system snakes on him?

 

[AltisticRight]

He keeps getting rounder:
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He definitely celebrates Hanukah.
He also celebrates Ramadan (the bit AFTER fasting).
He celebrates the Chinese New Year.
Basically, any celebration that involves copious amounts of food, PPP is big on.
Like, big, literally very big.
FAT.

 

[Jasper2K]

unless my eyes are deceiving me, somehow he's getting fatter
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Oh fuck that's tough must be a miserable existence. I doubt he can reach his ass now to wipe look at his arms they are not long enough and he must have no flexibility. Good thing warski is around.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

I doubt he can reach his ass now to wipe look at his arms they are not long enough and he must have no flexibility. Good thing warski is around.

He's definitely reaching rag on a stick levels of quadruple stuffed fat fuck. The toilet seat probably has more skid marks on it than an Airport runway.

 

[Fag Albert]

Basically, any celebration that involves copious amounts of food, PPP is big on.

bro its true i had a family reunion at my place and halfway through i hear someone knocking on the door and screaming "LET ME IN THERE, BUDDY."