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Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, ever have to hulk up on someone and use the big boot and elbow drop? Has Bobby Heenan ever given you trouble?

Thankfully no Hulkster. The closest I've ever gotten to being in a physical altercation with someone was the pedofork I kicked out of the Greyhound station. But I'll be sure to use some of your signature moves on them if it ever happens.
 
The Dude said:
Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, ever have to hulk up on someone and use the big boot and elbow drop? Has Bobby Heenan ever given you trouble?

Thankfully no Hulkster. The closest I've ever gotten to being in a physical altercation with someone was the pedofork I kicked out of the Greyhound station. But I'll be sure to use some of your signature moves on them if it ever happens.

Brother, you should've done the finger pointing, sent him against the ropes, and then hit with a big boot. Then follow that up with a leg drop and the three count, and it is all over, man. WHATCHA GONNA DO, PEDOFORKS, WHEN THE DUDE RUNS WILD ON YOU?!
 
Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, ever have to hulk up on someone and use the big boot and elbow drop? Has Bobby Heenan ever given you trouble?

Hulkster, why would he use the elbow drop unless he was a fan of the 'American Dream?' Which if he was, why would he use the big boot first? Besides, everybody knows to really finish off somebody, you drop the big LEG across the throat to take them out of the great sport of life! :hulkster:
 
Very Honest Content said:
Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, ever have to hulk up on someone and use the big boot and elbow drop? Has Bobby Heenan ever given you trouble?

Hulkster, why would he use the elbow drop unless he was a fan of the 'American Dream?' Which if he was, why would he use the big boot first? Besides, everybody knows to really finish off somebody, you drop the big LEG across the throat to take them out of the great sport of life! :hulkster:

Brother, Dusty Rhodes was a real American as well. He was the American Dream, man. Sometimes using an elbow drop is called for, since it isn't quite as devastating as the leg drop.
 
So...another story for my weird and creepy files, fresh from today. I was guarding an old high school today that's just been stripped out and is going to be demoed in a week or so. I'm patrolling inside, by myself, in the dark even though it was during the day. All is well and good, I'm booking along and enjoying the creepy postapocalyptic vibe and I hear footsteps behind me. I wear soft soled boots which make little to no sound when I walk. I turn and there's nothing there. I stand still for a while to see if I hear anything again and I start hearing talking down at then intersection of the hall I'm in and another hall that I just walked through. I'm thinking some kids had gotten in somehow, but I start getting that creepy tingling feeling on my neck and down my arms. I turn off my light and walk to the intersection and wait to see if there is more talking or other noises. I hear a shuffle down the other hall and jump around the corner, turning on my flashlight which is very VERY bright. At the end of the hall I see a dark figure, even in my bright flashlight beam it's very dark. My flesh crawls, but I call out "Hey! You stop right there!" The...shape I guess?...looks at me, then darts into a class room which I know has no exit and no windows to get out of. I run for the room, always keeping my light on in front of me. I get into the room and there is nothing there. I mean NOTHING, not even debris. The rest of the time I was in there I felt like I was being watched and followed. So that happened.
 
^ You're not related to Chitoryu, are you? :tomgirl:
 
The Dude said:
bungholio said:
^ You're not related to Chitoryu, are you? :tomgirl:

Who?
The ex-mod and banned member Chitoryu. He done something that lead to some members getting banned. Don't remember much of it though aside from reading that he uploaded something related to one of the ex-members despite being told not to.
 
On the old forum last year we had a paranormal thread and he had a new story everyday involving his Mom or his adopted sister-girlfriend seeing ghosts. I was just busting your balls a bit. :tomgirl: :medallion:
 
bungholio said:
On the old forum last year we had a paranormal thread and he had a new story everyday involving his Mom or his adopted sister-girlfriend seeing ghosts. I was just busting your balls a bit. :tomgirl: :medallion:

Oh OK. Carry on with the ball busting.
 
The Dude said:
So...another story for my weird and creepy files, fresh from today. I was guarding an old high school today that's just been stripped out and is going to be demoed in a week or so. I'm patrolling inside, by myself, in the dark even though it was during the day. All is well and good, I'm booking along and enjoying the creepy postapocalyptic vibe and I hear footsteps behind me. I wear soft soled boots which make little to no sound when I walk. I turn and there's nothing there. I stand still for a while to see if I hear anything again and I start hearing talking down at then intersection of the hall I'm in and another hall that I just walked through. I'm thinking some kids had gotten in somehow, but I start getting that creepy tingling feeling on my neck and down my arms. I turn off my light and walk to the intersection and wait to see if there is more talking or other noises. I hear a shuffle down the other hall and jump around the corner, turning on my flashlight which is very VERY bright. At the end of the hall I see a dark figure, even in my bright flashlight beam it's very dark. My flesh crawls, but I call out "Hey! You stop right there!" The...shape I guess?...looks at me, then darts into a class room which I know has no exit and no windows to get out of. I run for the room, always keeping my light on in front of me. I get into the room and there is nothing there. I mean NOTHING, not even debris. The rest of the time I was in there I felt like I was being watched and followed. So that happened.

Brother, that was the ghost of high school Christian :tomgirl:
 
Hulk Hogan said:
The Dude said:
So...another story for my weird and creepy files, fresh from today. I was guarding an old high school today that's just been stripped out and is going to be demoed in a week or so. I'm patrolling inside, by myself, in the dark even though it was during the day. All is well and good, I'm booking along and enjoying the creepy postapocalyptic vibe and I hear footsteps behind me. I wear soft soled boots which make little to no sound when I walk. I turn and there's nothing there. I stand still for a while to see if I hear anything again and I start hearing talking down at then intersection of the hall I'm in and another hall that I just walked through. I'm thinking some kids had gotten in somehow, but I start getting that creepy tingling feeling on my neck and down my arms. I turn off my light and walk to the intersection and wait to see if there is more talking or other noises. I hear a shuffle down the other hall and jump around the corner, turning on my flashlight which is very VERY bright. At the end of the hall I see a dark figure, even in my bright flashlight beam it's very dark. My flesh crawls, but I call out "Hey! You stop right there!" The...shape I guess?...looks at me, then darts into a class room which I know has no exit and no windows to get out of. I run for the room, always keeping my light on in front of me. I get into the room and there is nothing there. I mean NOTHING, not even debris. The rest of the time I was in there I felt like I was being watched and followed. So that happened.

Brother, that was the ghost of high school Christian :tomgirl:

Nah, it wasn't fat enough.

If you guys have anything else you'd like to know feel free to ask. I'm afraid I don't have anymore scary stories to tell though.
 
It's cool to see you enjoy your job so much, and even though if I were in your shoes I'd be shitting my pants to see some of the paranormal stuff, I'm a little jelly lol. Have you ever had to travel far away from home for work?
 
yooo he's already said he doesn't feel comfortable talking about it. If he hasn't even told his wife, we shouldn't ask him to tell complete strangers (online no less)
 
Little-Lovely said:
It's cool to see you enjoy your job so much, and even though if I were in your shoes I'd be shitting my pants to see some of the paranormal stuff, I'm a little jelly lol. Have you ever had to travel far away from home for work?

Aside from when I worked as an armored car driver and had to go to some of the surrounding states the furthest I've had to travel for a post job was from Salt Lake to just north of Layton, about 45 miles each way, or up to Park City, about 35 miles. The Layton location was where I saw the Big Black Delta in the sky with other people and the F16s scramble after it.

The exact location and even name of the a lot of the posts I've been on I can't give exact details on for security and contractual reasons, I'm sure you can all understand.

Also, yeah the paranormal stuff freaks me out sometimes. Like seeing a shadow person twice and the other incident I don't like discussing. As I've stated earlier I have requested transfer off of posts because of some of these experiences. Twice what I've encounter I believe had followed me home and affected my personal life, including losing a fiance. Luckily I haven't had anything follow me in a long time and I think a lot of that has to do with A. I don't "ghost hunt" anymore like I did when I was younger, and B. my Faith is much stronger than when I was younger, even though I know I'm a sinner and I'm not active in my Church like I should/want to be.
 
The Dude said:
So...another story for my weird and creepy files, fresh from today. I was guarding an old high school today that's just been stripped out and is going to be demoed in a week or so. I'm patrolling inside, by myself, in the dark even though it was during the day. All is well and good, I'm booking along and enjoying the creepy postapocalyptic vibe and I hear footsteps behind me. I wear soft soled boots which make little to no sound when I walk. I turn and there's nothing there. I stand still for a while to see if I hear anything again and I start hearing talking down at then intersection of the hall I'm in and another hall that I just walked through. I'm thinking some kids had gotten in somehow, but I start getting that creepy tingling feeling on my neck and down my arms. I turn off my light and walk to the intersection and wait to see if there is more talking or other noises. I hear a shuffle down the other hall and jump around the corner, turning on my flashlight which is very VERY bright. At the end of the hall I see a dark figure, even in my bright flashlight beam it's very dark. My flesh crawls, but I call out "Hey! You stop right there!" The...shape I guess?...looks at me, then darts into a class room which I know has no exit and no windows to get out of. I run for the room, always keeping my light on in front of me. I get into the room and there is nothing there. I mean NOTHING, not even debris. The rest of the time I was in there I felt like I was being watched and followed. So that happened.

You really need to get a hat mounted camera.
 
JarlaxleBaenre said:
What's the toughest job you've take?

Toughest job would have to be either the job in Layton by Hill AFB because of all the walking and strict guidelines and procedures involved every night, or when I was working at the Boeing plant next to Salt Lake International because not only was I security there I was also the onsite EMT and I saw a lot of people get hurt while working on industrial machines. I stopped working as an EMT because people getting hurt was really starting to get to me. The last straw was when a guy using a sheet steal cutting band saw cut his arm from the spot between his thumb and forefinger on his left hand all the way up to his elbow length wise. It cut through his wrist, slicing two of his wrist bones in half, and then was guided by his radius and ulna bones to just short of the elbow. I didn't have time to grab my jump kit in the lobby so I took his hoodie that was hanging on his chair, tied it off above the elbow, wrapped it around his arm and tied off the other sleeve at the wrist and made a makeshift sling out of it. I was covered in his blood and practically carried him to the company vehicle we had on site. I was driving him up to LDS hospital in the Avenues area of Salt Lake, trying to keep him awake because he had gone into shock. I got pulled over for speeding, but when the officer saw what had happened he gave me an escort to the ER and had radioed ahead so they could have a crash team ready.

Miraculously they saved his arm and he only lost a little dexterity in his thumb and wrist. He had lost 3 pints of blood. I'm still on his Christmas Card list. I met his whole family and it was very emotional. If I remember correctly they had to graft a new artery because of the damage done by the saw, even though the cut was fairly clean.

But after that I just couldn't do medical work anymore, even though a lot of people like my boss and my parents pointed out that without me and being able to keep my head in a crisis that guy would have probably lost his arm or even bled out and died. But the emotional and psychological aspect of situations like that last for years and it wasn't until I was going through therapy for my bipolar disorder that I was able to get over most of it. I had nightmares about it for years, sometimes still dream about it to this day. I was borderline PTSD for a long time and even seeing a band saw at a hardware store would set me on edge, nearly to a panic attack.

People have this notion that security officers are just fat, dumb, uneducated cop wannabes...and to be honest that stereotype, like most stereotypes, does come from some truth. There are a LOT of lazy, dumb guards out there that have delusions that they are somehow part of the law enforcement profession. But there are a lot of sites that have guards for a reason, and some of those sites can be very stressful. The guards that are put on those kinds of sites are there because they take their job seriously and are very professional. I'm one of those officers who is a professional and takes pride in his work. I've been known to be a bit of a "snitch" at some companies I work for because if I see a fellow guard who isn't doing what he's supposed to do or looks sloppy or doesn't act right I tell management, because it makes the company and the profession look bad. They perpetuate the stereotype that were all borderline retards who can't get any other job.

SodomyRocket said:
The Dude said:
So...another story for my weird and creepy files, fresh from today. I was guarding an old high school today that's just been stripped out and is going to be demoed in a week or so. I'm patrolling inside, by myself, in the dark even though it was during the day. All is well and good, I'm booking along and enjoying the creepy postapocalyptic vibe and I hear footsteps behind me. I wear soft soled boots which make little to no sound when I walk. I turn and there's nothing there. I stand still for a while to see if I hear anything again and I start hearing talking down at then intersection of the hall I'm in and another hall that I just walked through. I'm thinking some kids had gotten in somehow, but I start getting that creepy tingling feeling on my neck and down my arms. I turn off my light and walk to the intersection and wait to see if there is more talking or other noises. I hear a shuffle down the other hall and jump around the corner, turning on my flashlight which is very VERY bright. At the end of the hall I see a dark figure, even in my bright flashlight beam it's very dark. My flesh crawls, but I call out "Hey! You stop right there!" The...shape I guess?...looks at me, then darts into a class room which I know has no exit and no windows to get out of. I run for the room, always keeping my light on in front of me. I get into the room and there is nothing there. I mean NOTHING, not even debris. The rest of the time I was in there I felt like I was being watched and followed. So that happened.

You really need to get a hat mounted camera.

I've thought about getting a GoPro, but filming a site violates many nondisclosure and propriety agreements in my contracts and could get me in legal troubles. That's why a lot of the sites I talk about I don't go into too many details about. I wanted to take some pics of the school I was in yesterday, but didn't because of this. Which was a shame because it was so amazing in there, but my job comes before my personal desires. At least I have my memories.
 
I figured there was an NDA. It is a shame I would have really enjoyed that high school post apocalyptic stuff is awesome.
 
The Dude said:
JarlaxleBaenre said:
What's the toughest job you've take?

Toughest job would have to be either the job in Layton by Hill AFB because of all the walking and strict guidelines and procedures involved every night, or when I was working at the Boeing plant next to Salt Lake International because not only was I security there I was also the onsite EMT and I saw a lot of people get hurt while working on industrial machines. I stopped working as an EMT because people getting hurt was really starting to get to me. The last straw was when a guy using a sheet steal cutting band saw cut his arm from the spot between his thumb and forefinger on his left hand all the way up to his elbow length wise. It cut through his wrist, slicing two of his wrist bones in half, and then was guided by his radius and ulna bones to just short of the elbow. I didn't have time to grab my jump kit in the lobby so I took his hoodie that was hanging on his chair, tied it off above the elbow, wrapped it around his arm and tied off the other sleeve at the wrist and made a makeshift sling out of it. I was covered in his blood and practically carried him to the company vehicle we had on site. I was driving him up to LDS hospital in the Avenues area of Salt Lake, trying to keep him awake because he had gone into shock. I got pulled over for speeding, but when the officer saw what had happened he gave me an escort to the ER and had radioed ahead so they could have a crash team ready.

Miraculously they saved his arm and he only lost a little dexterity in his thumb and wrist. He had lost 3 pints of blood. I'm still on his Christmas Card list. I met his whole family and it was very emotional. If I remember correctly they had to graft a new artery because of the damage done by the saw, even though the cut was fairly clean.

But after that I just couldn't do medical work anymore, even though a lot of people like my boss and my parents pointed out that without me and being able to keep my head in a crisis that guy would have probably lost his arm or even bled out and died. But the emotional and psychological aspect of situations like that last for years and it wasn't until I was going through therapy for my bipolar disorder that I was able to get over most of it. I had nightmares about it for years, sometimes still dream about it to this day. I was borderline PTSD for a long time and even seeing a band saw at a hardware store would set me on edge, nearly to a panic attack.

People have this notion that security officers are just fat, dumb, uneducated cop wannabes...and to be honest that stereotype, like most stereotypes, does come from some truth. There are a LOT of lazy, dumb guards out there that have delusions that they are somehow part of the law enforcement profession. But there are a lot of sites that have guards for a reason, and some of those sites can be very stressful. The guards that are put on those kinds of sites are there because they take their job seriously and are very professional. I'm one of those officers who is a professional and takes pride in his work. I've been known to be a bit of a "snitch" at some companies I work for because if I see a fellow guard who isn't doing what he's supposed to do or looks sloppy or doesn't act right I tell management, because it makes the company and the profession look bad. They perpetuate the stereotype that were all borderline retards who can't get any other job.
Honestly, I don't have anything to say other than good job on saving that guy's life. Sucks that you gained borderline PTSD though. At least you saved the guy's life by getting him to the hospital.
 
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