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Example question: Why do I have to pull down my pants before I shit?
Example answer: While you don't "have to" do this in any legal context not pulling down any blocking garments before defecating would very likely result in various complications. You risk serious infections and various skin diseases. From a social perspective, soiling your clothing with feces is generally negatively looked upon. Using soiled clothing would be likely to strain your relationship with your friends, family and possible romantic partner.

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Why doesn't Nintendo or Sega buy the rights to Sonichu?
 
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Well, you see, for Nintendo to purchase the rights to Sonichu, it would have to also purchase the rights to Sonic from Sega to legally publish any Sonichu merchandise. Also, let's not forget that Nintendo would have to deal with Chris himself, as we all know he has no concept of reality, and has already put down his minimum demands of a 7 figure salary, several sex slaves, and retention of creative rights to the property. Nintendo also couldn't just blow Chris off, as he could make a valid claim on many of the Sonichu characters, such as his mayoral avatar, the jerkops and janekops, Count Graduon, and, Slaweel Ryam, and what there in.

Why isn't green a creative color?
 
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It was curiosity itself that caused its death. Curiosity piques one's interest, leading to the possibility of investigation. And when one investigates, one has to put oneself "out there" so to speak. By this, I mean that one exposes oneself to the subject in question. This expose itself alone isn't enough to kill the proverbial cat, but rather, it is a myriad of potential dangers that comes with the exposure. There are many things that could hurt you during an inquisitive phase: cars, cancer, the KGB (now the FSB). In the case of the well known saying, the cat was likely run over by a vehicle, or killed by another animal. So, thus, it was the curiosity in itself that killed the cat. All of this implies a level of sapience of course, so read up the requite Wikipedia articles at your leisure if you require background information.

Why do constipation poops hurt more than regular stools?
 
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The eternal egg x chicken. I'm legit curious.
 
is this weed and should i smoke it

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DrainRedRain said:
The eternal egg x chicken. I'm legit curious.
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The egg. The bird that evolved into a chicken also laid eggs. Therefor at some point a non chicken laid an egg that gave birth to a chicken. Of course, evolution is not in precise "steps" like this but... its the closest thing to an either/or answer imo.

Edit: But wait: Should an egg laid by a pre-chicken that gave birth to a chicken be called a chicken egg or a pre-chicken egg?
 
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Why is the word "re.tard" replaced with "exceptional"?
 
So we don't hurt retarded people's feelings for calling them what they truly are.
Why were a ton of banned users like @autisticdragonkin unbanned yesterday?
 
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Why is the word "re.tard" replaced with "exceptional"?
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"re.tard" is not officially recognised as a word by any dictionary that I know of, so am i correct in assuming that it is a typo? Single words are not usually punctuated in that fashion (with the period in the middle).
If you used the word "re.tard" in a sentence then it would almost certainly need to be replaced with something else, depending on the meaning that you wish to convey, as it would cause the sentence to be grammatically incorrect and therefore unreadable. If a sentence contained the word "re.tard" then you could of course replace it with the word "exceptional", but without more context then it would be impossible to determine whether this would actually make the sentence any more grammatically correct or semantically accurate.



Why dont they arrest internet trolls and put them in prison?
 
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Why dont they arrest internet trolls and put them in prison?
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Because the trolls are used by the government to drive Autistics to suicide. It's all part of a eugenics program started by Roosevelt in the 30's. By 2050, cyb0rbullying is expected to drive the autists to extinction.

Why do my feet hurt?
 
Your feet hurt because you spent too much of your free time trying to reanimate the dismembered heads of presidents to fill your wall, you futurama obsessed nerd. Just use KidNapster, it works really well.

Wny did the ween in a chicken suit cross the highway?
 
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He'd sit at home all day watching Anime (obviously) and eating Doritos lol

Why does my cat shit in the shower?
 
Do you think they have magic the gathering cards at the dollar tree? Mm, you can sometimes find them there, you get ten to a pack.
 
Increased blood flow to the dick occurs in response to sexual arousal or to inconvenience you at awkward moments.

Why is the liquor store so far away?
 
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