Ask a stupid question - get a correct, autistic answer.

Why do females not appreciate when I give them free surprise kisses on the subway? Also why are females evil?
 
Evil is a relative term. Perhaps they are not receptive to your advances because your approach is in contravention of conventional social mores and people are conditioned to view that as wrong?

In keeping with that: why does mace hurt so much?
 
Because fat tranny autists need protection too. You most certainly don't want them having a tazer let alone a gun. It's perfect for macing hourly associates and strangers you deem a threat.

Why am I such a terrible person?
 
Perhaps you don't follow social norms when you're out in public, much less on a forum full of spergs that make fun of other spergs. Try looking at some self-help books and articles; little things like fixing up your appearance can make a world of difference. Spending more time with people who are less likely to have negative thoughts is a great confidence-booster, and you will be bound to make some new friends.

What happens if I accidentally drop my phone in the toilet?
 
Pina Colada said:
What happens if I accidentally drop my phone in the toilet?
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That depends on the make and model of your phone. Most phones are not water resistant (note that I didn't say "water-proof" or "water-tight" as these are nearly impossible states to reach given that water pressure is highly variable due to depth and dynamic pressures and can reach forces that would crumple a submarine)

Most likely, however, your phone is not very water resistant. In such a case, water would permeate the internal structure of your phone, flowing across its electrical contacts. Since toilet water is essentially tap water, it is highly conductive, and would therefore cause circuit shorts which could damage your phone.


Why aren't leaf blowers illegal yet?
 
Leaf blowers are not illegal as the manufacturing industry makes a large profit off their sale. Politicians are susceptible to bribes. Also, many people view noise pollution laws as infringing on their rights.

Why was the <blink> tag deprecated?
 
Maybe they do.
Is Islam the best religion in the world?
 
Whenever the west gets anime imported it's always dumbed down in some way
Case and Point
But whenever japan get's american games, they do, well this
You might want to research a bit about oddworld to get whats wrong
 
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