Ask a stupid question - get a correct, autistic answer.

[LofaSofa]

An effort to both sell more toys as well as more potential story ideas.

Why do women find me attractive? I'm not humble bragging, I am actually scared.

wYou're most likely in coma. No one awho surfs the fakrms is attractivee in any sense ofu the wordp.....

Just ugly people who are so desperate to not be ugly that they become anamorphic animals and trannies...

Why is the sun so hot?

 

[Yop Yop]

wYou're most likely in coma. No one awho surfs the fakrms is attractivee in any sense ofu the wordp.....

Just ugly people who are so desperate to not be ugly that they become anamorphic animals and trannies...

Why is the sun so hot?

Because GOD made it that way

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Are traps gay?

 

[DrJonesHat]

No. If you believe they are actually the gender they present as, most MtFs are attracted to men, which, if they identified as male, would make them gay, but since they identify as female, they are technically straight.

Why isn't @AnOminous running for President in 2020?

 

[Somar]

Because he's too good for the role of president.
Why do we call them lolcows if they aren't even cows?

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

Because cows are worshipped in India, India has lots of shit and lolcows tend to be shitty people and/or have shitty opinions.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[AnOminous]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Open up Google Maps. Type in where you are and where in San Jose you want to go.

Then follow those directions.

 

[Positron]

What if Google Maps lead me to a dickgirl brothel?

 

[Neptune Rising]

Then you're home.

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

Why is it called sisterwood when wood cannot have sisters or be a sister?

 

[AnOminous]

Why is it called sisterwood when wood cannot have sisters or be a sister?

Because they couldn't just call it Girlpenis.

 

[Tanti-Fanti]

Why are oranges called orange, but apples and bananas aren't called reds and yellows?

 

[Monolith]

Apples are sometimes green and bananas are sometimes green or brown.

Why do memes die?

 

[heymate]

Apples are sometimes green and bananas are sometimes green or brown.

Why do memes die?

Because they’ve run their course, of course.

Am I doing this right? Mort, do I look sexy?

 

[chocolate honky]

How many wipes does it take to get to the center of a sphincter hole

 

[Monolith]

One, so long as your tongue never breaks contact with the skin.

Why does 1+1=2?

 

[Pina Colada]

Because two halves make a whole! Unless you have a nutjob teacher who goes by that damn Core Curriculum system- in that case, the problem would be 1+1-2+2 and still equal 2.

Why does nothing rhyme with orange?

 

[Wraith]

Because no one will accept Klingon and Jawa as official parts of the English language.

My best friend is female. Why don't I have any desire to mount her against my wall?

 

[Somar]

Because you're a good person.
Why do people read books?