Ask a stupid question - get a correct, autistic answer.

Because they don't have to take care of themselves.

Why did I forget to ask a question?
Because you were probably busy with something else.

Why do I get lost when I'm driving so often?
 
Because you forgot to turn off your anti-tracking devices 'cause you're paranoid the government's spying on you but that also means your car's GPS can't find you.

What makes Kiwi Farms so wonderful?
 
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To find enjoyment in the suffering of others.

Why am I so happy with my life?
 
why do white people on kiwifarms ( 99%) get butthurt when you write something trolling about white people who are most no. of homosexuals, trannies, paedophile ?
 
why do white people on kiwifarms ( 99%) get butthurt when you write something trolling about white people who are most no. of homosexuals, trannies, paedophile ?
While your statistics lacks proper source we will for the sake of discussion assume that they are true. People are in general unwilling to associate themselves with people of these mentioned characteristics (e.g. by belonging to the same race) and will respond to such claims with anger.

Why is catfishman involuntary celibate?
 
While your statistics lacks proper source we will for the sake of discussion assume that they are true. People are in general unwilling to associate themselves with people of these mentioned characteristics (e.g. by belonging to the same race) and will respond to such claims with anger.

Why is catfishman involuntary celibate?

first of all bravo for not taking the bait.

second kiwis are not much into statistics, trust me .

3rd what is catfishman, not a western hemisphere guy here
 
Because he just is.

Why is Hitler literally Donald Trump?
 
They're both rich and have terrible hair.

What's Tommy Wiseau's new movie going to be about?
 
Nothing
Why do people keep coming back to this site?
 
Dogs have no "living space," although packs have "territories" they consider theirs and those kept as pets typically stay with their owners.

Why is class so boring?
 
Dogs have no "living space," although packs have "territories" they consider theirs and those kept as pets typically stay with their owners.

Why is class so boring?
Because us outsiders aren't used to this low IQ zone called class. All the other simpletons soak up information like sponges while I choose to ignore it. I don't need any of that garbage. It makes the class boring because it isn't challenging enough on the mind, especially to higher IQ humans like myself. ;)

Why is the purple pony from My Little Pony flying? I thought she could only do the magic with her horn. :(
 
Because us outsiders aren't used to this low IQ zone called class. All the other simpletons soak up information like sponges while I choose to ignore it. I don't need any of that garbage. It makes the class boring because it isn't challenging enough on the mind, especially to higher IQ humans like myself. ;)

Why is the purple pony from My Little Pony flying? I thought she could only do the magic with her horn. :(
An effort to both sell more toys as well as more potential story ideas.

Why do women find me attractive? I'm not humble bragging, I am actually scared.
 
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