Ask a Texan anything

[Harry Dresden]

As my username suggests, I'm a Texan from the great republic of Texas. Feel free to ask me anything about Texas and being a Texan, such as favorite sports teams, music, food, etc.

 

[Troonos]

Where are the stars at night big and bright?

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

What do you normally BBQ? What type of setup do you use? Is sauce used and if so what type?

 

[The Black Kettle]

is texas getting gentrified by black people yet

 

[Fishnumm]

im a trendsetter

 

[anliteralidiot]

what's your whataburger order

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Is your town currently being overrun with spics or pajeets or both?

 

[RomanianSchizo]

are Muslims actually becoming more prevalent in Texas or is my Twitter feed wrong

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

How is the Mexican food down there?

 

[_______________________-]

No, fuck you.

 

[oldTireWater]

Why is your geography and weather so terrible compared to your western neighbor? You have so much land and it's all inferior.

 

[Banworld Creature]

Why do you faggots keep moving to my small midwestern town?

 

[The Backwards Man]

Only steers and queers are from Texas so how many dicks have you sucked so far

 

[Dysnomia]

Do you ever call Texas "Texass?". Because I knew a guy from Kansas who called Kansas "Kansass" and I was just curious since they both end in "as". Thank you.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Why does a bit of snow completely destroy your power grid?

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

Just going by recent demographic changes, how brown are your hands?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

can you sing and dance dont break my heart by billy ray cyrus?

 

[TheTitKoker]

How many legit shitty Buckees locations y'all got?

 

[Boldizar]

Why can Israel have closed borders but Texas must get millions of spics and jeets?

 

[Lip Glossary]

You get one choice for a snack, are you taking a walking taco or a Texas straw hat?
If you pick the walking taco you can decide if it's in a Fritos or Doritos bag.