Ask KF: Should we use Rust or Haskell for our project?

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We are a small SF-based startup working on a revolutionary product, which is a subscription-based soy latte delivery service.
After our first $100M of VC funds we managed to setup our Kubernetes-based server infrastructure and now we're looking to use the second round of funding to start developing a new Hadoop-based database backend before we can start to develop our core product.
Not only are we trying to revolutionize key-value storage from the ground up we are also trying to solve world hunger and racism.
What is better suited for this amazing task: Rust or Haskell? Keep in mind it has to integrate well into our SCRUM development process.
 
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This is putting the cyber cart before the digital horse, my friend. First you need to apply seal team 6 sigma practices into your quantifiable ZFS retention system of mission critical exterior box thought palaces before you can even begin to think about dichotomizing your thought bubbles into revenue investment opportunity streams.
 
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Robert Sanvagene said:
Dear Sir/Madam,

We are an INDIA based Web based bespoke application development company in India with primary envisage upon Website Designing & Development (Core PHP and Open Source).

We have a dedicated team of highly experienced professionals which includes designers, developers, testers and SEO experts for creating Eye catching and SEO friendly websites.

In Graphic/Flash/3D designs, we thrive on the idea that design makes a difference. We can provide you with a fresh, professional look and feel with a recognizable trademark to increase the Brand Value.

We have our competency in various Open Source CMS (Joomla, Drupal, OS Commerce etc) as well as customized CMS. Also, developing an e-commerce website/portal is one of our USP.

Our design team can work closely with you as part of your marketing staff and will seek out your company's needs to create a unified message for your business. However, the websites we develop includes:

1. Great first impression - Grabbing attention on your web page at first sight, retaining it throughout the website.

2. Good navigation and usability - Showing your users the right content, making information easy to find.

3. Quick loading - so your users don't give up and go to a competitor.

4. Search engines to access your content - Some designs are counter-productive and stop search engines from accessing your website.

5. Get incremental traffic - High rankings on search engines mean more people to buy your product/service. The site is made in SEO friendly manner and Meta tags management module will be provided in the admin section.

We customize our processes and reports based on client's styles and guidelines. We NEVER contact your end client in case if you are agency client and sign up the NDAs with you.

I would like to request you for an opportunity to work and AMAZE you with our service.

If you have any query, we will be more than happy to provide you our quick assistance.

Regards,

Robert

Note: We are not spammers and are against spamming of any kind. If you are not interested

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Go with Coq. Sounds like "cock," which is not only super gay, but it's also french, making it more gay than Rust.
 
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