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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Everybody give Jason a new headache by asking him all your technical questions.

@LordKaT

How does copy protect code work on DVDs and Bluray Discs and how do you decrypt them?
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It doesn't work, that's why you can decrypt them in the first place. Handbrake for DVDs, MakeMKV for Blu-Ray.

millais said:
How do we harness enough kinetic energy from falling moon rocks to sustain exponential growth of Bitcoin mining for the next hundred years?
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Build a giant hand crank generator and use the moon rocks to spin a giant magnet around a copper coil.

Dirt McGirt said:
How do I download more RAM?
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Click the link, duh.

NumberingYourState said:
How do I ddos without internet?
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An AK-47 and a balcony at a hotel overlooking a concert is currently the winning method.

tehpope said:
How do I install Gentoo?
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https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handbook:AMD64/Full/Installation

Good luck faggot. At least it's not Slackware!

Fuck you jewish cunt said:
Should I delete system32
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We live in a 64 bit world, why would you keep the inferior past of 32 bit around while you have the superior future of 64 bit right in front of you?

Hiragana said:
My computer encountered a virus, I've tried giving it anti-viral medication but it hasn't worked. Am I doing it wrong?
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You're supposed to take that medication with a glass of water.
 
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Sometimes when I play PC games with a controller the computer keeps going to sleep! How do I make my computer recognize the controller as a device that keeps my computer awake when I press the buttons?
 
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Burgers in the ass said:
My computer doesnt work
heres my config
No desk
No screen
0 bytes ram
No hard drive
No motherboard
No case
I keep praying on the computer and it doesnt work? am i doing something wrong?
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You're not praying to the right god. Ask @Ntwadumela

Doc Cassidy said:
Sometimes when I play PC games with a controller the computer keeps going to sleep! How do I make my computer recognize the controller as a device that keeps my computer awake when I press the buttons?
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Device manager -> HID - > Right click on your controller -> Properties -> Last tab -> Uncheck "Allow the computer to turn off this device to save power"
 
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How do I play floppy disks on my alienware? I have a load of my dads old porn but can't seem to fit the disk into the CD player.
The thing wont fucking close with the floppy disk in the middle.
 
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Warsmith Kroeger said:
How do I play floppy disks on my alienware? I have a load of my dads old porn but can't seem to fit the disk into the CD player.
The thing wont fucking close with the floppy disk in the middle.
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http://amzn.to/2knERjz

Hortator said:
I want to shock myself with my computer so I can become one with the internet. Any idea how to start?
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I've done this before, it's not as awesome as you'd think. You need to take the 12V rail going to your CPU and lick it while the computer is on. It's not a terrible experience, just not awesome.
 
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