Ask me to convert your avatar into an Tranime character/draw your avatar, digitalized. - No disagreement or discrimination. Requests are requests. OP is an artistically retarded bitchnigger. Opens bimonthly.

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Some requests, and one new commission. Lately I've been losing 75~80% of my motivation because I was extremely heavily reliant on medicines to keep myself motivated. I was in a quality dip so bad, along with mental health problems, I felt like I wasted all of my talents on nothing.
spooky.webp
@Jimmy Hopkins
2bee.webp
@YoRHa No. 2 Type B
key.webp
@Key the Metal Shitposter
Commission.
devil chick.webp
@AIDShaver69
roze.webp
@I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis
OC trade.
metatron adam.webp
Lineart done. @Kid Named Rocket
asterix.webp
@Dunkin DoNUT
cinnamoroll.webp
@Daddy's Angry Juice
WIP so far.

Progresses are very slow due to my mental health problem and suffering from endogenous depression. Yes, I was successful somehow, but I was off-meds and felt extremely horrible and degrading myself for 3 weeks now, I don't feel like myself and I felt like absolute shit and keeps venting on why I took drawing as a passion. Plus with ADHD problems, mild learning difficulties and tendencies to stress myself out is all-time high. So, I'm just so fucking sorry for the time gap and how I'm incapable of serving what people want, so the sketches are highly rushed because I was in a mental health dip and being extremely mentally unstable, suffering from insomnia and anxiety attacks.

My wife was being there, and being newcoming parents was fun, but also have to keep between work and taking care of my son at bay. I felt like I was fighting fuck loads of inner demons, schizo-babbling at myself, hearing voices and crazy nigger shit that I was too much of being a pussy cat to face against with. My sleeping time was also tightened due to the same shit I'm dealing with. So, all I have to do was to pray for the best until tomorrow where I bought my much-needed meds to keep myself motivated to continue doing what I used to hate. I hope that I've done my worst for you all, and I hope I did my worst re-organizing my sleeping schedule and not to overwork myself a lot. I know that sounds like pitifagging shit, but I wish I wouldn't overwork myself and hopefully goes back to Patposting and drawing lolcow caricatures.

I'm sorry Kiwis, and I hope I have enough time to rebuild the commission portfolio. Lest enjoy prison, stalker children. :tomlinson:
 
Some requests, and one new commission.
My thundergod simping nigger, take care of yourself. Anhedonia is a fucking bitch but if you know where your passion is you'll beat it like a certain Minnesotan non-practicing lawyer allegedly beats his children using consumer electronics.

I won't pretend to speak for everyone here but I reckon we can all wait, particularly since you're doing it for free. Pace yourself, stalker child. Only prison comes from overworking.
 
I've dealt with depression and PTSD, perseverance through discipline can only get you so far. Please take of yourself and those around stalker child<3 as man it's ok to rely on help from those around you and in return you help them by being there for them stalker child<3
 
Back. Here's some completed work so far. I want to thank you all for the encouraging words! I was improved by a bit and got motivated enough to complete three works. This is why your life is already over, stlaker. Enjoy prison. :tomlinson:
lola t.webplola 5.webplola 4.webplola 3.webplola 2.webplola.webp

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@Mac Monster

cinnamoroll.webpcinnamoroll 2.webpcinnamoroll 3.webp
Variant 1 is full signature. Variant 2 is with the text going on. Variant 3 is with no restrictions. When I'm doing commissions, I will only show the completed works with the signature as the sample. If you want to use him as an avatar, use Variant 3 and feel free to crop him to make your anime avatar.
@Daddy's Angry Juice
Cinnamoroll-kun. I didn't record the timelapse, sorry.
metatron adam nosig.webp
Variant 1.
metatron adam nosig 2.webp
Variant 2.
metatron adam nosig 3.webp
Variant 3.

adam icon.webp
Icon (must-use if you wanted a new avatar. Please don't consider use the varied pictures for your avatar, or just crop it. It'll clog up your avatar.)
metatron adam banner.webp

Quicksy banner.

@Kid Named Rocket
 
Back. Here's some completed work so far. I want to thank you all for the encouraging words! I was improved by a bit and got motivated enough to complete three works. This is why your life is already over, stlaker. Enjoy prison. :tomlinson:
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@Mac Monster

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@Daddy's Angry Juice
Cinnamoroll-kun. I didn't record the timelapse, sorry.
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@Kid Named Rocket
Thank you, stalker child. Wait quietly for the knock. :tomlinson:
 
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Back. Here's some completed work so far. I want to thank you all for the encouraging words! I was improved by a bit and got motivated enough to complete three works. This is why your life is already over, stlaker. Enjoy prison. :tomlinson:
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@Mac Monster
Your drawing turned out excellently. Lola is quite an obscure character, so I'm delighted to see such a well-done depiction of her. Already set as my profile banner.
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Back. Here's some completed work so far. I want to thank you all for the encouraging words! I was improved by a bit and got motivated enough to complete three works. This is why your life is already over, stlaker. Enjoy prison. :tomlinson:
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@Daddy's Angry Juice
Cinnamoroll-kun. I didn't record the timelapse, sorry.
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@Kid Named Rocket
AMAZING WORK THANK YOU SO MUCH
 
Đụ mẹ mày, đi cập nhập tin mới nào! I sound like an e-begging faggot, but, oh well, gotta pick some shekels. Only 1 sample.
I'm also opening Body Sheet commissions, which is basically a clean lineart 3-head chibi and some subtle shading slapped on them. So, what is it, why do you ask, my goyim?

A body sheet commission functions as similar as my basic ol' commissions, except, you have your character in an semi-tranime chibi art style slapped on there. Now that I've opened this specific kind of clean commissions, what would you get from it?
Body sheet example.webp
There are two main specific body models: Male and Female. You chose what specific body type would you prefer for your model (not unintentional fat fetish and NSFW shit, you dumb nigger, go fucking pull an sawed-off shotgun in your throat, you traitorous pig.).
You get:
  • A clean full-body idle of your desired avatar/OC/character, per se.
  • Separated assets like your average bareboned gay ass dress-up games out there. (if some nigger has the balls to ask the local janny (like Crunk) for a Kiwi Farms-exclusive dress-up game for all womyn and men in KF, fuck it, I'm ballin' in.)
  • Separated props, depends on the client's request for optional props or no.
  • A 60-second long timelapse of your bodysheet's progress. Always on Clip Studio Paint and with niggermark because I said so.
  • .psd files for the props/pets/bodysheets after the shekel mining is done.
  • Money goes for Jersh's feeder fetish and Chantal, and feet pics the Kiwi Farms' economy overall.
  • No signature variant of your sheet (only in PMs, otherwise, publicly all commissioned clients' posts would be niggermarked in case if some dumb fuck gets into stealing these piece of shits.
  • A thank you note from the Skebnigger (me, nigger.)
:!::null::!: Have one fucking brain cell and read this fucking Terms and Conditions before proceeding any further:


Price table

Minimum shekels: $15~$50 | Super Goyim shekels: $50~$100 or even higher ($150-200+) to make Isreal proud.​

This specific and the other commissions works like an auction. There will be no extra charge on whichever props or pets the client asks. Per se, the clients choose how much shekels they want to throw into the piggy bank. If the client is generous and very Kike enough, they are free to increase the amount of shekels they auctioned for the deal. You chose how much you paid for the niggeroni purchased from Patrick's pepperoni basement for one bodysheet. Stalker children must also determine what specific style they want me to draw in, whether be cute, realistic, surreal, overtly tranime style. This also includes which specific type of proportion you baby children wants, either be normal or overexaggerated caricature proportions. No charges will be made for extra arms or more mouth. No child, you are not Alex Hogendorp or other Halal'd faggots. These are your delusions again. Wait for the knock.​

Terms and Conditions

In what way does an animefag artist wants you to do, and what's not to do?

I'm not adapt to Kiwi Farms slang and culture, how the heck am I going to commission you?​

Hush. A plan for a website specifically for outsiders who are personally interested in commissioning me is on hold. Let me know if this idea should come to a consensus, stlaker child. There will be strong OPsec practices to assure privacy between the user and the client is at bay. If you're a tranny or a pooner, pedophile, lolicon/shotacon, get the fuck out.

I am ESL, how bloody basterd fuck do I talk English to you saar?​

Then pick up your own translator and translate what you babble in your mother tongue and send the English translation to me retard. Work will mainly be in English and Vietnamese (OP is a Viet Cong soldier).

How do you commission me?​

Normally, I'd highly recommend you to commission me via Private Messages (no, not that fucking Crabshack or ERP bullshit that infuriates Jewsh.). Optionally, you can comment here on this thread or my profile for me to send you a message to commission them (that's usually counterproductive for art commissions, so disregard that and read my profile's description or click the description's thread link below to check the Agreements. I will update my profile description soon for shekel mining, goyim. And no child, I will never be a paypig like Derich or the Groypers. Enjoy being broke, stlaker beggar.

What's required for your prompt?​

  • You must send your references (be it be your Original Characters, a character you liked. No fucking pedophiles or trannies/pooners in there. AI is still welcomed if the client wants me to brought their AI ideas into an OC. There is no need to fucking slapfight over AI. Whoever is anti-AI and having shit art deserves to be shamed by their family for being a failure.)
    If they want a real person to convert into an anime OC, I will let the client decide on their behalf's creativity or let me decide what they should look like to differentiate the real person from anime. Your art is fine to be included in the prompts.)
  • You must also provide the image of the accessories/clothing if you want some itsy bitsy detail added. It is crucial that they should be illustrated or a photographed image of this said material. The image must be big to get into trinkets of details I could be missing. Whether or not, the client will chose their decision to direct their creative freedom or mine (if yours look shit).
  • You must provide me a detail whether you want the idling state of the model, or subtle posing, but not too dynamic overall to keep the details there. You must also provide details for a custom body type (muscular, gunt, fit, toned, blah blah blah.) or set with the standard. The assets will not be merged, and all clients will be provided with .psd files of their model, their pets, their props/weapons.
    Body sheet.webp
    Two main models.​

Why you being a Jew? I hate anime and I hate paying others because I'm retarded.​

:null: Then don't give shekels to me and don't look up this thread and shit on other people for no reason, you sub-IQ inbred bitchnigger. Go pick your interests somewhere instead of being a dumb nigger. That's easy. Point blank. There's wide arrays of styles being offered for a very good reason.

How do I work, and how does the payment process through?

  • Progress goes like this (Crude sketch > Refined sketch > Linework > Flat coloring > (client's detail/rendering decision). That will also depends on the art style you have requested me to replicate.
  • The refined sketch will have coloring to better look how it starts, and how it progresses. There is only one chance for a redo. Throughout the process, I will make sure to bump our convo to keep the progress ongoing, whilst keeping on the pace. There is no coming back after I have sealed the deal with your commission agreement.
  • The commission will take varied amounts of time, depends on my workforce between completing all free requests personal art and commissions. The fastest could be 3 days, whilst the longest could be 2 weeks. If you have any personal problems arises in your personal life, I will inform you in advance, so bear it with me. And if the client has a personal issue (either I have finished or still WIP, also let me know when is the good opportunity to post the finished work.)
  • Payment will be submitted after I've completed the sketch. Once it's made, there is no refunds. You are free to ask me in advance on how satisfied are you with the sketch before the lineart, so that I will redo the sketch before the lineart to prevent further stress.
  • Do let me know other alternatives to send an invoice to. Once you've send an invoice or scan your QR, it's up to you to send proof of the transaction. I mainly use PayShit PayPal, so again, let me know other alternatives :tomgirl:

Should I be afraid of asking you?

You shouldn't be a pussy over that. You are obviously free to ask me without hesitation professionally after reading this. Per se, keep this shit professional and don't be a braindead gooner, as well as your visual support due to me being an ESL Viet Cong soldier with unattended mental health problems and being a Skitzoid, so you might want to occassionally simplify things if I was confused or having difficulty understanding you. Keep your English comprehensible and readable, and be sure to answer my questions to come clear to a consensus of your finalized sketch. Janny or not (fuck trannies, pedophiles, and all sorts of lolcows), you're cool to commission me.

Acceptable + FUCK OFF NIGGER

Acceptable

  • Chibis, semi-chibis only.
  • Insanely offensive art
  • Exaggerated caricatures
  • Lolcow art
  • Any assortments of aesthetics.
  • Animal ears and tails (not that degeneracy, you dumb fuck.)
  • Weapon/Armor/Firearm (Provide me a reference.)
  • Mecha rigging/Full-blown mecha (also a reference to have creative freedom on.)
  • Slight gore (no further because I am not that fucking retarded.)
  • Design description (must be detailed, comprehensible, with images. It's the client's choice to decide for more or less details.)
  • Anime, Video Games, Movie, TV show characters.

NIGGER

  • Tell me to draw real people. There's only the choice to turn them into an anime character.
  • Lolicon/Shotacon
  • Fetish shit
  • Furfaggotry (including bronies)
  • Full-blown trannies and pooners. 41% is here.
  • NSFW (what the fuck do you think this is?)
  • Personal army requests
  • Gayops
  • Fedposting
Otherwise, thank you for reading, and go ham! Please also let me know about the idea of establishing a website for commissions with strict OPsec and other shit like that. Now, onto the example. I've made Alisa for @Relinquish as an art example and being the creator of many threads, most notably, our BOY (IT'S OVER DEWD FUCK MY LIFE DEWD :lossmanjack:),Bossman.
Alisa.webp
Showcased finished work.
Alisa transparent.webpAlisa transparent teef.webp
No prop + Pet; Option 2 + props.
Alisa's Russian Black.webpAlisa's tuxedo Russian Blue.webpMagnifying glass and Babushka's favorite.webp
Pet-only + Props.
I will not be showcasing assets because that's a fucking lot. KUMBAYA! :tomlinson:
 
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