Ask mods a question. - A genuine thread

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I feel Talk To Staff is a bit too stuffy for some people feeling comfortable asking small or simple questions to moderators, and I also believe there could be some more levity between staff and users.

Try to avoid using this to interrogate about moderation decisions, like "Why was I banned?" since that's something that genuinely should be handled in Talk To Staff. Threads posted there will be treated with more urgency and seriousness. Generally.

Use this thread to ask us questions, serious or not, and we'll answer them accordingly to whimsy.

 

[scatterbrain]

Do you have any pets. Can I see them

 

[David Thoughie]

Were you spamming?

I spammed the profile section of a now redtexted user named @Creasman because I was bored and sleep deprived. I don't know how exactly this could warrant a 2 month long ban because of this, albeit.

 

[Tram Fan]

If they're annoying. There's a special status they can be given so they only post in a dedicated thread.

But are they allowed to say anything in their respective threads?

Can I see a list of all sponsored posts?

 

[Captain Manning]

No. I'm already perfect.

In that case: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Also, is this video correct?

 

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Do you have any pets. Can I see them

Yes! But unfortunately no. Although I did post a picture of an abandoned kitten I rescued a long time ago. I gave her to a new owner a week after I posted the picture.

But are they allowed to say anything in their respective threads?

Can I see a list of all sponsored posts?

As I said, they can as long as they're not annoying.

As for sponsored posts, I don't know. It's a new feature and I haven't taken the time to fully learn how it works.

In that case: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Also, is this video correct?

Yes.

 

[Istmyl Ilsender]

What's the standard font for Kiwi Farms? I might be dyslexic . I changed to a different font and I couldn't figure which one was the normal one.

Also are there threads explaining how quotes work? I'm too embarrassed to ask .

Thank you!

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

Happy New Years to the mods and all other farmers

I have 2 questions:
1-To the mods that know paralegal or Legalise, (or secret lawyers)
Do you guys have any tips on being able to get through court documents in a fast pace? (i wanna do better at my job)

And to round the year off,
2- is there any recommendation of music that you guys have on your playlists that i cant steal for my dog walks

 

[Tram Fan]

What does in the clock tower mean and how is it different from the deceased tag

 

[Lip Glossary]

Why is "Bang Bang" forbidden language underneath my username? I wanted to use the lyrics to that cheesy 80s song by scandal called I am the warrior but it won't let me.

 

[WispfulThinking]

I'm a "new user" (even though I made my account a while ago), how do I vote for Lolcow of the Year?

 

[Tram Fan]

Why is "Bang Bang" forbidden language underneath my username? I wanted to use the lyrics to that cheesy 80s song by scandal called I am the warrior but it won't let me.
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wait why the fuck do we have disallowed words on kiwifarms

 

[Thé au lait]

Do you have any pets.

I have a fat golden doodle who always begs for more food and I can't say no to him.

Can I see them

I can however say no to you

 

[Lip Glossary]

wait why the fuck do we have disallowed words on kiwifarms

Exactly! What the fuck, why is "bang bang" forbidden?

 

[shadyreapers_]

Can mods move my first post from spergatory to Q&A?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'm a "new user" (even though I made my account a while ago), how do I vote for Lolcow of the Year?

Make a thread on Talk to Staff

 

[Lip Glossary]

Hey what about the "bang bang" thing?

 

[Elks_antler]

How do I use stickers/reactions? Is it something unlocked with time like being able to change my avatar? Or I am retarded and missing the menu.

 

[Waffle Iron]

How do I use stickers/reactions? Is it something unlocked with time like being able to change my avatar? Or I am retarded and missing the menu.

the bottom right of a post has a like button, hover over it and peruse a fine selection of stickers.

 

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Happy New Years to the mods and all other farmers

I have 2 questions:
1-To the mods that know paralegal or Legalise, (or secret lawyers)
Do you guys have any tips on being able to get through court documents in a fast pace? (i wanna do better at my job)

And to round the year off,
2- is there any recommendation of music that you guys have on your playlists that i cant steal for my dog walks

I don't read court documents. As for bands, I like Infected Mushroom. Demons of Pain is a good song. I know it sounds like it's going to be a death metal band, but I promise it's not.

Why is "Bang Bang" forbidden language underneath my username? I wanted to use the lyrics to that cheesy 80s song by scandal called I am the warrior but it won't let me.
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Seems like a bug. Make a thread in Talk To Staff.

I'm a "new user" (even though I made my account a while ago), how do I vote for Lolcow of the Year?

I believe you need to have also made enough posts to vote, but I could be wrong. It's most likely the same metric used for other restrictions.

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

Has there ever been a lolcow that the staff has felt bad about allowing the cataloguing the information of?