Ask Sean Astin about his urinal experiences

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Itsnatsutalbott said:
You want to say I'm dodging questions huh? Then why can't Sean answer any about his urinal experiences.
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Sean Astin doesn't use Kiwi Farms. The admin can check using the same way we linked your account to your own personal information in the first place. We can confirm, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Sean Astin does not post here.
 
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We can confirm, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Sean Astin does not post here.
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Itsnatsutalbott said:
And him going on TYT after they start shit talking keffals.
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So everyone and anyone who came onto TYT after they mentioned Keffals must have a Kiwi Farms account? You can't seriously believe your own logic. I just told you we have empirical evidence you are wrong.

Kiwi Farms is called "Kiwi Farms" because the original forum's name was mispronounced. It has nothing to do with the fruit, bird, or country. That's like saying I'm responsible for the existence of the year 2000 because my name has two zeroes.
 
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Freudian Marxist said:
Truly, nowhere else in the world can you find schizophrenics and mentally healthy people communicating so openly and so happily as Kiwi Farms. What a beautiful website.
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I don't think I would use the term "communicating" here. It's more akin to observing, much like you would a zoo animal from the safety of reinforced glass. Helps with him trying to pee on you too, because of his urine fetish and all.
 
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Sean Astin doesn't use Kiwi Farms. The admin can check using the same way we linked your account to your own personal information in the first place. We can confirm, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Sean Astin does not post here.
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On the off chance that Sean Astin is a Kiwi Farmer, let me just say to Mr. Astin, Goonies is one of my all time favorite movies from when I was a kid and it is a privilege and honor to have you here shitposting with us.


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It has nothing to do with the fruit, bird, or country.
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I beg your pardon, but I... disagree. I think it has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt that this is an agrarian discussion space focused on bird fruits (or is it fruit birds... I can never remember)
 
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Sean, on the set of Lord of the Rings, did Sir Ian McKellan ever stand next to you at a urinal and make a subtle attempt to look across and catch a glimpse of your penis?
 
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