ASMR FAST MAGAZINE FLIPPING - 11/23/2017

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I couldn't even watch it. How can this bitch get any lazier?
 
Oh my god, I am not even exaggerating when I say this might be Amberlynn's worst video yet.

EDIT: And again with this "people don't understand ASMR" defensiveness in the comments. Every idiot knows what ASMR is, you're just shit at it.
 
lol

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I suspect there are going to be more of these lazy ass vids to come. Now that she doesn’t have a sitter she has limited things to film while she is stuck at home while Beck is working.
 
Her ASMR videos are particularly annoying because plenty of ASMRtists who have been making content for years put SO much time and effort into their videos. Then Amber comes along thinking it's easy money, smudges her fingers on a magazine for 10 minutes, and believes she's in the same league as all of them. And if someone doesn't like her crap, nonASMR vid, her defense goes to, "You just don't understand itttttt." Sorry to power level, but I freaking love ASMR, and her videos are the absolute worst attempt I've ever seen. 10 year olds do better than her.
 
the comments on these videos are the most brutal fucking things I've ever seen

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this made me laugh out loud cuz it's true. it's like al is taking a shit and reading a magazine, while you're squatting on the porcelain top of the toilet behind her with a camera pointed straight down. you can't unsee it.

tho al also got an actual asmr person to reply, confused by the contempt for the video. asmr community is super positive towards one another (and this video is significantly less shitty than the candy wrapper one, which is fucking hysterical), so that's not surprising.

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bern doesn't know that this channel is mostly about vlogging and putting cats into animal shelters. this asmr shit comes off as a lazy cashgrab at an existing community for people with focus issues and ptsd.
 
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Only thing this cunt won't eat is her girlfriend's pussy.

ASMR listen to Becky eating that shit like a horse eating oats
 
The sound of her greasy fingers rubbing the paper is just painful to listen to. Funky Kong picks you up from the airport is a much higher quality asmr than anything Hambo will ever make.
 
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