Assassin's Creed thread

Scarlett Johansson said:
Fuck it. I'll go first. I'm having fun with it. I was pleasantly surprised with the 70s esque soundtrack they have in certain parts. Naoe is fast as hell and she flips and jumps like Benson Boone.

I like the world. The leaves falling and the rain. You becoming slower in the snow.

The guidance system is finicky though. I spent 30 minutes in one of the castles because I could not find the samurai you need to kill. There are usually 2 or 3 in an area.
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Mindless consumerist niggercattle.
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p1138 said:
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Who are these players, and why aren't they giving sales figures? Hmmm...
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Can someone tell Ubislop that we know that Shadows is on their subscription service? Even if you wanted to play this piece of shit, why would you not just buy a month of Ubisoft+ and play the game for a fraction of the price?
Scarlett Johansson said:
I like the world. The leaves falling and the rain. You becoming slower in the snow.
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ShadowAngel785 said:
a lot of Steam users are very rabid about it, to the point they refuse to use any other launcher
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I am not required to use a substandard service, of any kind, in some retarded sense of charity. If these publishers want my money, they are the ones required to make the effort. They are the ones who need to make sure their launcher works on my OS of choice. They are the ones who need to make the buying process is as streamlined as possible. They are the ones who need to stop lagging behind with basic features like Epic Game Store not having a shopping cart for several years. I am so fucking tired of this horseshit that I'm somehow the problem for not giving my money to companies who don't put in an ounce of effort.
 
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Day of the Cope said:
Can someone tell Ubislop that we know that Shadows is on their subscription service? Even if you wanted to play this piece of shit, why would you not just buy a month of Ubisoft+ and play the game for a fraction of the price?
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These posts aren't about us, they are meant to mislead investors into thinking the game is doing fine.
 
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Scarlett Johansson said:
Fuck it. I'll go first. I'm having fun with it.
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Pumpkin Girl IRL said:
I'm enjoying the loop so far.
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When will moderators finally start to ban woke scum like these two, if you don't gatekeep this will become Reddit. Giving money to a company/people who would love to turn Japan into London, who want to turn every White country into London too.

Woke games are psychological warfare, so people, especially younger ones, accept multiracialism, and if this isn't already bad enough some of these games like this one or e.g. Call of Duty: Vanguard do insane historic revisionism on top of that.
 
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Kusarigama/Tanto is a pretty near combination for Naoe. Tanto's nice and quick, and its special (despite needing 5 mastery points) absolutely brutalises the leader Samurai. Kura is fun just because of the bonk bonk bonk noise it makes with its alt attack, and has surprising range on it.

Katana just feels a bit bland with her. Going to leave all the boring stuff for Yasuke.
 
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Fred Herbert said:
But how would they spin all these posts when they have to give the investors the quarterly financial reports?
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keep the investors happy till the financials and proceed to make excuses for it. So long as they don't actually lie about anything, that's all that matters really. If they don't try to put a positive spin on everything, that risks issues with investors. That's why they're promoting their "2 million players" instead of showing dogshit sales figures. Once they need to do their financial report they can just claim external circumstances within the marketplace shifted consumer focus or some crap, which wouldn't necessarily be untrue.
 
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Day of the Cope said:
Can someone tell Ubislop that we know that Shadows is on their subscription service? Even if you wanted to play this piece of shit, why would you not just buy a month of Ubisoft+ and play the game for a fraction of the price?
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No numbers of course I don't even think they have 1 million subscribers, and all you get is Ubisoft games, most of them are years old, why would anybody do this if you could just get Microsoft pass which offers more. Of course you shouldn't give any of these companies your money, pirate stuff!
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p1138 said:
keep the investors happy till the financials and proceed to make excuses for it. So long as they don't actually lie about anything, that's all that matters really. If they don't try to put a positive spin on everything, that risks issues with investors. That's why they're promoting their "2 million players" instead of showing dogshit sales figures. Once they need to do their financial report they can just claim external circumstances within the marketplace shifted consumer focus or some crap, which wouldn't necessarily be untrue.
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That's pretty much why they aren't being honest about their "historical research" either. They haven't outright said they used Thomas Lockley's material, so they don't have to go "Sorry my dudes, we got bamboozled by this Lockley guy."
 
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Deus Exica said:
It would only become Reddit if we weren't allowed to call them mindless faggots in return for their blatant retardation. The reason Reddit is Reddit is because negativity is so harshly censored.
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I got banned for saying this shit was the worst thing ever in a mk game fuck reddit.
Niggercattle sounds abt right for the types that eat this dei shit up
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
The relevant clip starts at 20:07. But Ubisoft is setting up a legal taskforce to potentially sue the shit out of their critics "monitor social media and respond quickly to targeted attacks."

So whatever you do, don't go on social media and criticize harass this poor innocent game.
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"We are losing money at retard speed and people are making fun of our gigantic fuck ups! What do we do?"

"Blow even more money on lawyers and Streisand effect with lolsuits so even more people make fun of us"

A truly bold play.
 
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Xavier Renegade Angel said:
I got banned for saying this shit was the worst thing ever in a mk game fuck reddit.
Niggercattle sounds abt right for the types that eat this dei shit up
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Wait, they turned two robots into two women? lmfao, NetherRealm really fell off
Frosted Snowflakes said:
It's up to 60K right now.
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This thing got more people playing it than Avowed, and that's about the only genuine praise you can give it
 
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