Assemble an ideal RPG team using Kiwifarms Users

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Tank, DPS, Support, Utility. (Or whatever translation/iteration of this you prefer, just pick four.)

Pick your users and tell me why you'd pick them. Bonus points if you can name specific examples of their skills in use.

 

[David Brown]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan is our tank because he can draw aggro better than anyone else on this site

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

@clara red bottoms as DPS, double damage aganist 'brokie' enemies

 

[Lovely Kin]

I'll pick myself because I would fuck up whatever team I have. But if I had to choose anyone

@Benzo Samurai because he's a fun person

 

[Gog & Magog]

@Scout Trooper: veteran of multiple foreign wars, experienced in tracking and killing big game.
@Judas Connor Moon: a wise pharmacologist who spends his time researching new ways to get high health potions.
@Lidl Drip: a witch trained in dark magic and learned in spells with her most useful being the dreaded testicle torsion.
@Sicko Hunter: he hunts sickos.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

@Toji Suzuhara is good for drawing aggro, Bearhammer and Alex Hogendorp both fell madly in love with him.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Preacher ✝ cleric. Self explanatory

 

[Londo]

@Osama Bin Laden would be my main damage dealer. He never misses the target.
@AnOminous as tank. He'll negotiate, and if it fails he will summon a raging scream of "nigger" that nothing shall pass.
@notorietus as wizard and psychic. He WILL find your weaknesses.
@AltisticRight as ranged damage. He loves to sit back and snipe while laughing at the chaos it causes.
@Trombonista as healer. She's used to cleaning up the messes of retards going warring.
@All becomes gunt as the bard. Once the quest is done, he shall provide comic relief with his retelling of previous glories.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous as tank. He'll negotiate, and if it fails he will summon a raging scream of "nigger" that nothing shall pass.

Good choice. On the rare occasions I play a multiplayer FPS like TF2, I'll play something like hwguy. I used to play sniper classes like a monster but age completely wrecks your fast-twitch muscle reflexes and aim in general. With a tank like hwguy, so long as the rest of the team does its job I can manage area denial on critical paths through the map and guard something like a flag by just laying down fire and finishing an already weakened enemy.

 

[Londo]

Good choice. On the rare occasions I play a multiplayer FPS like TF2, I'll play something like hwguy. I used to play sniper classes like a monster but age completely wrecks your fast-twitch muscle reflexes and aim in general. With a tank like hwguy, so long as the rest of the team does its job I can manage area denial on critical paths through the map and guard something like a flag by just laying down fire and finishing an already weakened enemy.

You give off that tank energy so much IT'S OFF THE CHARTS. THERE'S NEVER BEEN SO MUCH TANKING BEFORE.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

@Null as the tank, he and KF have taken so many attacks over the years.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@Osama Bin Laden would be my main damage dealer. He never misses the target.

osama bin accurate

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Hitler fire and poison wizard.

 

[Punkin_Man]

Android raptor as a monk

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Negromancer LFG, ability to summon 1000 niggers. Will demonstrate if asked.

 

[PositiveMonk]

@CallmeCicada - Healer - I always feel better visiting Cicada's profile
@Sparkletor 2.0 - Bard - Edicite Memory lives in my head, and there's a post right after it that mentions sparkletor as a bard.
@We Are The Witches - Tank - Witches handles attacks well and rolls with the punches.
Lot of choices for damage...
@Dizzyuntildeath - Damage - Good at striking critical hits.

 

[nmp]

@Scorpion From MK and @Nigga Bullshit as infiltrator, capturer, and organizer of enemy data (weakens opposing fortresses(?))
@LavenderMenace as offense, launching explosives from the base
@Großmann, @The Koral Hunter, @Abella as ranged damage, shooting from behind rocks

 

[Mortin Shart]

I roll to seduce the red dragon.

 

[#FF0000]

I would be the background

 

[7.62x38mmR]

im the team racist