Asshole Things You Do

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I get bored from time to time, and I like agitating people. It is difficult to do so in my normal life, so I have turned to the Internet to facilitate my immature needs. One thing that I have taken to recently is using BackPage to locate hookers who seem like they will be unstable. Generally, someone who is in prostitution will not have the most stable mindset, but some are more easy to agitate than others. I don't use my real number, I use textnow to do it. Below is an example of the rustling you can do in just a few short minutes. By using a few background resources you can find a lot out about these girls and rattle their cages pretty quick. You find out the right stuff and you can pose as anyone to them. So what asshole things do you do?

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BTW, the voicemail is her threatening to call the cops on me (:_(
 
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I used to post ridiculous amounts porn on Harry potter and twighlight forums with my friends when they were still popular. We also raided the same beyblade forum at least once a month to the point where the Admin shut it down for about four months.
These days I just mess about with colleagues which usually involves gluing the computer mouse to the desk, covering somebody's entire desk and computer in sticky notes or taping over the key hole on draws.
 
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I tend to befriend admins on those really childish faction Minecraft servers, find something broken and get them to give me access to their server host (these kids love their server hosts) and then edit permissions to give me all commands and then fix whatever is broken. Sometimes I install MobDisguise and pretend to be their friends, get someone to screencap me pretending to be the friend and grief the spawn then send the screencaps to the owner. I must have broken up a few 14-year olds friendships by now, I like to be in the Skype call when it goes down.

Then I screw with things, giving players loads of commands and then leave. I do some other things IRL, but I don't think it's very fitting here.
 
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At my old job there was this guy who was there for the baseball camp who double parked his SUV in handicapped spots. I told my boss we should call the cops (the baseball camp people were always assholes) and his bitch ass says he can't. So I did something. When no one was around the lot I leave a note on his windshield, I don't remember the word for word but it was something like this,

"What kind of person double parks in two handicapped spots? You. Next time try to be more considerate for people who aren't as able bodied as you.


You should probably take a look through your car before you start it."

I didn't do anything to his car. My security guy told me this guy frantically searched his car bottom to top, inside and out, before he finally left.
He never parked in the handicapped again.
 
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Karnon said:
I tend to befriend admins on those really childish faction Minecraft servers, find something broken and get them to give me access to their server host (these kids love their server hosts) and then edit permissions to give me all commands and then fix whatever is broken. Sometimes I install MobDisguise and pretend to be their friends, get someone to screencap me pretending to be the friend and grief the spawn then send the screencaps to the owner. I must have broken up a few 14-year olds friendships by now, I like to be in the Skype call when it goes down.

Then I screw with things, giving players loads of commands and then leave. I do some other things IRL, but I don't think it's very fitting here.
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I imagine you doing this all as the Gman.
 
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When I was 10 on Runescape, I would be random guy's Runescape girlfriends because they would give me free stuff. I was "girlfriend" to multiple guys. I had no idea what I was doing half the time, I just sort of rolled with it because I just knew that being a gold digger would get me free stuff... I got a lot of stuff from it.

Of course, little did these guys know, well... I was 10...

Edit: yeah, so basically, I punished people for being creeps by talking them into giving me their Runescape gold and items and doing stuff on Runescape for me and then ditched them. My brother and his friends liked playing pranks and being general assholes on Runescape too
 
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Fialovy said:
When I was 10 on Runescape, I would be random guy's Runescape girlfriends because they would give me free stuff. I was "girlfriend" to multiple guys. I had no idea what I was doing half the time, I just sort of rolled with it because I just knew that being a gold digger would get me free stuff... I got a lot of stuff from it.

Of course, little did these guys know, well... I was 10...
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gf bought
 
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Even though I have a Bachelor's degree in Environmental Studies, I sometimes don't give a fuck when it comes to recycling. People around me are constantly throwing recyclable items away, so what difference will little ol' me make? Many times I think, our planet is going to hell despite everything good I try to do anyway, so what's the point?

Maybe I just need to move out of this backwards as fuck state (Kansas).
 
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