Culture Associated Press: Stop Misgendering Ships, Storms, And Nations - AP Style guide changes guidance. Countries, Ships and Storms are no longer She/Her. Instead will use It/Its

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Associated Press: Stop Misgendering Ships, Storms, And Nations​


The Associated Press issued a new update to their style guide Monday focused on how best to use the pronoun “she” in various contexts.

Apparently we’re not supposed to use the “she” pronoun when discussing “nations, ships, storms, or voice assistants,” The AP Stylebook’s official Twitter shared in an update on Monday. Who knew we’d been misgendering random, genderless objects that don’t procreate for so long? Shame on us.
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Jokes aside, there are certain elements of AP’s update that may not sit well with those who use the term “she” to refer to ships. Describing ships as “she” is a tradition as old as time itself.

The tradition reportedly stems from the idea that one’s ship is a “female figure such as a mother or goddess guiding and protecting a ship and crew,” according to Imperial War Museums. One of the few examples of ships being gendered as “he,” came from Captain Ernst Lindemann of the Bismark battleship, which he did in “view of its awesome power,” the museum site noted.


It feels like referring to ships as “she,” is less of a decision that AP gets to make, and more of a personal choice. Similarly, referring to a nation as “she” is apparently a callback to our “motherland” and hasn’t really been used widely for decades, The Hill noted.

As for storms, naming them after women seems to have originated from an Australian meteorologist, Clement Wragge, who used to entertain himself by choosing names of women, mythical figures, and politicians he didn’t like, Britannica reported. Who can blame, Wragge? He started doing this in the 1890s, so it’s not like there was much else to do to kill time.

Amazingly fun fact: in the 1970s, feminists fought to have the tradition of naming storms changed to include male names. The move was met with resistance because apparently people “would not take storms seriously if names did not evoke images of female fury,” The Washington Post reported. Call me crazy, but that made me feel pretty powerful. Can we have a Storm Kay, please?

By 1978, we started using a range of different methods to name storms that use both male and female proper nouns for people, The Washington Post added. In terms of misgendering voice assistants, The AP can blame Apple and Amazon for creating “Siri” and “Alexa.”

Of course, none of this is relevant to how you write about nations, ships, storms, or voice assistants. I just really love writing about weather, history, and naming conventions, I guess.
 
I thought ships were considered feminine because they were considered nurturing and protecting the crew against the ravages of the sea.

This is besides the fact that there typically weren't any female sailors around and the guys probably called the ships feminine names to remind themselves of loved ones or to help think of them.

Fatherland or Motherland depends regionally on how the culture sees itself, I suppose.
 
Fuck off, AP. Yes, yes, I know, it is Current Year™️, and that means all things old must go, but seriously, fuck off. What in God's name is wrong with these naming conventions, precisely, other than them being inanimate objects? I thought wahmen stronk, so why is it suddenly no bueno to dub ships and killer storms with female pronouns?
 
Throwing away cultural linguistic traditions for "gender politics" shit like this reminds me of how people tried replacing the name manhole with some word salad ass shit a few years back now. I dont think anything changed in terms of what people call them aside from what it says on legal paperwork.
 
I like how progressives just put their faith in committees they know nothing about. Controlling language is only bad when government does it, not a private corporation. t. progressive
Colonization bad! Indigenous organic culture good!

Oh, by the way, our elites have decreed you are now "Latinx" , you must remove gendered words from your language, and your 2,000 year tradition of referring to ships as "she"is wrong and ends today.

No, we aren't being colonialist, were just fixing your culture.
 
I'm sure naval historians and other enthusiasts will not give a single solitary fuck about this, therefore 98% of the usage of "she" in reference to ships will remain the same.
Go tell a mariner working below deck that the very much alive behemoth they've poured blood, sweat, and tears into is a man. The thing that has definitely doused at least some of her personnel in hot, sticky mystery schmoo (or other perilous things that are also double entendres). Make sure you do so when they have something real heavy in their hand. That notwithstanding, shouldn't the woketards be celebrating a MtF tradition? I doesn't matter if the ship is named after a man, it's still a woman. Simple as.

Most importantly, first and foremost, those that commission gear get to name it. This isn't a bunch of sleazeball politicians, there isn't a list of names to consult when commissioning happens. It's an earned honor and nobody should disrespect the salty bastards that achieved it.
Meet Big Monika, she's a fox:
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Now up-and-down is standard drill press spec, but I had special plans for her from the start. The area between the motor/spindle is spanned with a round piece of pipe instead of a solid casting because this big, bad bitch has travers capabilities the length of that pipe. The mounting system also means I could theoretically mount her power head on any 4 inch diameter pipe my heart desires.

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