Asterisk vote ban thread

Ban?

  • Ban!

    Votes: 71 29.3%
  • No

    Votes: 72 29.8%
  • Don't care

    Votes: 99 40.9%

  • Total voters
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You know, I remember a time when Asterisk used to be a quality poster when he wasn't actively falling into @Ass Manager 3000's honeypots on circumcision. I suppose the terrible jokes the chat made about him being Foreskin Man have finally come full circle.
 
It's not his fault he's an annoying faggot.
He just can't help it. But there's nothing we can do about it.
So let's just kill him by stuffing sparrows down his throat until the beaks stick out through his stomach.
This seems a better way

The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on him to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.[1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
 
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