Astrology of the Cow - Official KF Astro Thread!

[behavioral swamp thang]

Astrology is mentioned in bits and pieces around the site, for instance a detailed look into Chris Chan's birth chart is available here (guess what? he has the most deviant chart the interpreter has ever seen lol). It would be fun to look into an assortment of cow's charts to see what we find.

I'll start. Null's Chart

While I don't know his time of birth, what we can see is still interesting.
- Grand Trine in Air- a knack for bringing people together/communicating. The triangle stands out beautifully, its the first thing you notice.
- T Square showing conflict in career. While he may have the resume for employment, sticking to one job and following the orders of a boss will be a constant conflict in his life.
- Full Moon baby - Emotional side is at odds with his logical side
- No earth in his chart. A lack of stability. Recommended to overdo it in nature to make up for this. Would be happiest working full time outdoors.
- His chart is almost all mutable. There is not much stability here.

What are some other notable star alignments of cows?
- Chantal is an Aries sun with Cancer moon. Angry, moody, brittle, emotional
- Cobra has all 3 types of T squares in his chart suggesting conflict in career, family, and self.
- Trisha Paytas has been said to have one of the most interesting charts of all time.

To the stars!

 

[Gunt Grease]

Trisha Paytas has been said to have one of the most interesting charts of all time

Could you possibly expand on this?

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Could you possibly expand on this?

There are a lot of yt/tt vids about this. I am not familiar with her, so I have only heard this, but here are some unique characteristics of Paytas' chart
- Moon in 5th house - inconsistent since of self and self image, scatter brained
- No fire or water, almost all air (rare, you don't see someone totally deficient in two elements often)

Other celebrities in her realm with unique charts are Jeffrey Starr and Shane Dawson. Starr is like almost all Scorpio in Pluto which is hella dark/denotes evil. His chart is also a bundle shape (lol bundle = faggot.)

 

[Aiōn]

I too look at the charts of cows, however I use Sidereal astrology.

Aspects and houses are the same but under my calculations, Chantal is a Pisces Sun which is mutable and hence why she changes her mind constantly, hides things and really likes to use drugs. Her Mercury is in Aries though, on the Aries Point which has brought her fame and also accounts for her impulsivity and snappiness.

Amberlynn is a Sagittarius which is also mutable. She has no planets in fixed signs except for her Mars which is retrograde and this probably is why she can't stick to anything she tries.

Edit: I misread OP

 

[Positron]

Astrology of the Cow​

Taurus?

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Astrology is mentioned in bits and pieces around the site, for instance a detailed look into Chris Chan's birth chart is available here (guess what? he has the most deviant chart the interpreter has ever seen lol). It would be fun to look into an assortment of cow's charts to see what we find.

faggot where are the houses ?

 

[AgendaPoster]

I rate this thread 9 out of 10

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Eh this is a fun little thread. Now I'm curious for Rekieta and Fatrick's charts

 

[Aiōn]

Eh this is a fun little thread. Now I'm curious for Rekieta and Fatrick's charts

Do you know what year Rekieta was born? I believe his birthday is December 17.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Do you know what year Rekieta was born? I believe his birthday is December 17.

I believe 1981

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Would be happiest working full time outdoors.

This sounds like great life advice for nearly every guy tbh.

 

[Aiōn]

I believe 1981

As I don't know his place or time of birth I didn't include aspects to his Moon, it is in Leo though.

Sun and Mercury in Sagittarius makes a person optimistic and interested in foreign places, law and ethics or higher learning. Jupiter in Libra indicates an emphasis on justice and equality.

Right off the bat I see that he has Neptune conjunct Sun with an extremely tight orb, when Neptune isn't being used in a spiritual or religious way it can soon devolve into things like drug use/alcoholism and escapism/illusion. He also has Mercury 4 degrees away from his Sun which is considered "combusted" and this could indicate impairment in decision-making ability.

Mars trine Venus helps to make him socially popular but Venus square with Jupiter can cause a person to overindulge in things they find pleasurable. He has his Mercury (communication, logical mind) conjunct with 1566 Icarus (which is in harsh aspect with Mars) so there could be some kind of downfall linked to Mars (libido, anger)?

Venus (love, pleasure - particularly with another person) and 4386 Lust are within 3 degrees of one another. Lust and Hermes (Grecian Mercury) are very tightly conjunct which may explain his need to share his sexual exploits. Both Mars and Venus are sextile with Uranus which puts an emphasis on freedom and an inventive or unconventional approach.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

@Aiōn yo nigga can you do natal chart readings for forum Members?

 

[NoReturn]

- No fire or water, almost all air (rare, you don't see someone totally deficient in two elements often)

"Airhead" lol

- No earth in his chart. A lack of stability. Recommended to overdo it in nature to make up for this. Would be happiest working full time outdoors.

So when Null moves back to the US he should escape into the Pacific Northwest and live in the woods like Uncle Ted.

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I'm gonna add in some eastern just for fun:

I'll start. Null's Chart

1992 = Water Monkey

Also lol

Do you know what year Rekieta was born? I believe his birthday is December 17.

I believe 1981

1981 = Metal Rooster

Amazing

 

[Aiōn]

yo nigga can you do natal chart readings for forum Members?

Yeah okay, just DM me the date of birth and any questions or areas you would like me to focus on.

1992 = Water Monkey

Monkey men are well known for their feminism, and on the polar opposite we have Tigers who are noted chauvinists like Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate.

 

[Haloperidol]

I know in my heart astrology is gay, but as a funny coincidence enjoyer please tell us about the love life and career of Patrick S. Tomlinson, inflicted upon the world 4/18/80.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I'm curious about Gypsy Rose Blanchard's chart. What is going on here?
My noob ass can see some narcissism (-101 Opposition between the Moon and Jupiter) and omg that girl is fucking Leo if I ever saw one, she is loving the fame!

 

[NoReturn]

Monkey men are well known for their feminism, and on the polar opposite we have Tigers who are noted chauvinists like Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate.

What about horse, snake, and dragon cows? Maybe oxen and pigs too, because funny.

I know in my heart astrology is gay, but as a funny coincidence enjoyer please tell us about the love life and career of Patrick S. Tomlinson, inflicted upon the world 4/18/80.

Metal monkey

I'm curious about Gypsy Rose Blanchard's chart. What is going on here?
My noob ass can see some narcissism (-101 Opposition between the Moon and Jupiter) and omg that girl is fucking Leo if I ever saw one, she is loving the fame!

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Metal sheep

Holy shit, lmao

 

[Aiōn]

I know in my heart astrology is gay, but as a funny coincidence enjoyer please tell us about the love life and career of Patrick S. Tomlinson, inflicted upon the world 4/18/80.

As with Rekieta, I don't know the time of his birth so I won't include any Moon aspects but his Moon is in Taurus (fixed, earth sign) which is considered a good placement but can make a person stubborn.

Sun in Aries is also a good placement but here the ego is emphasized and Aries can risk being self centered and impulsive.

I don't know much about Patrick's background but the luminaries both being exalted suggests he had a good upbringing?

Sun is in a trine with Jupiter which, according to the ancient Romans brings fame. He also has Sun trine Mars which can bring self-confidence and determintion. Venus (love, money) conjunct with Saturn (restriciton, delay) - 3 degree orb could make him a bit more reserved than the rest of his chart and he likely struggles in these areas. Sun square to Juno (spouse) indicates he has issues with his ego in his marriage.

Mars (assertion, aggression) in Leo (rules creativity, children) gives a proud, dramatic and theatrical personality. It is in conjunction (3 degree orb) with Jupiter which amplifies what it touches and can make one impatient and aggressive. Mars and Jupiter are both conjunct with 1862 Apollo so that could explain him so often taking to social media.

4580 Child is trine with Hermes and it is in a square with his Chiron so maybe that's why he likes to say it so much?

Mercury (thoughts, communication) is in Pisces (artistic, dreamy) in this placement Mercury is considered to be in detriment (debilitated) This can cause a person to be absent-minded and self-deceptive. Frequent miscommunications could happen and also betrayal. Although it can make a person imaginitive, it could also make being able to write more difficult. He also has Mars square Uranus which makes him seem more impersonal.

 

[Haloperidol]

Not sure what I expected but I’m delighted, thank you

He also has Mars square Uranus

More like Lamar squares his wife’s anus.