Attack on FurryCon

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I love all the people in this thread indignantly insisting that a bunch of grown men and women milling around outside dressed as cartoon mascots isn't funny. "People wouldn't react this way if it was gays!" Yeah, because the gays wouldn't be wearing fucking cartoon mascot costumes. It's not that hard a concept.
 
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Too soon?
 
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I've been thinking about this for quite a while and I'm more certain than ever it wasn't done by some hilarious troll or hero but just a really assmad furry having some sort of interpersonal drama with other furries. Think about it ; the evidence is all there. He basically just smashed up some cleaning chemicals in a stairwell. That doesn't speak of planning and premeditation, just of a really angry spastic who was having a tantrum because idk, his gay furry boyfriend yiffed somebody else.
 
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Dynastia said:
I've been thinking about this for quite a while and I'm more certain than ever it wasn't done by some hilarious troll or hero but just a really assmad furry having some sort of interpersonal drama with other furries. Think about it ; the evidence is all there. He basically just smashed up some cleaning chemicals in a stairwell. That doesn't speak of planning and premeditation, just of a really angry spastic who was having a tantrum because idk, his gay furry boyfriend yiffed somebody else.
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So I guess they haven't narrowed it down to a small list of suspects, then?
 
Ariel said:
Guys, we should just admit that we did it. None of us want somebody else taking credit for our Perfect Crime do we?
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well it does fit in with our botched drive by of adf. kiwis can't kill :(
 
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Ariel said:
Guys, we should just admit that we did it. None of us want somebody else taking credit for our Perfect Crime do we?
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If it was perfect it'd have a bodycount this was just as poor and sloppy as our drive-by on ADF.
 
Well dudebros, I guess we need to work on our sharp shooting and gassing furries like they are the British troops at Ypres.
 
Le Bateleur said:
So I guess they haven't narrowed it down to a small list of suspects, then?
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Considering the spergs and crazies who attend these things it could be anyone.

I thought I heard there was one specific suspect, though. Maybe I'm thinking of something else.
 
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