Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Bunny Tracks]

WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DOES THIS MEAN EREN WOULDN'T HAVE GENOCIDED THE ENTIREWORLD IF MIKASA HAD JUST SAID SHE LOVED HIM?!?! DID HE LITERALLY GENOCIDE THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE FAMILY-ZONED HIM?!?!?!!

DOES THIS MAKE EREN THE BIGGEST INCEL/NICEGUY OF ALL TIME?!?! DID HE GO LITERALLY FULL-ON ELLIOT RODGER?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Secret Asshole]

WAIT

WAIT A MINUTE
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DOES THIS MEAN EREN WOULDN'T HAVE GENOCIDED THE WORLD IF MIKASA HAD JUST SAID SHE LOVED HIM? DID HE LITERALLY GENOCIDE THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE FAMILY-ZONED HIM?!?!?!!

DOES MAKE EREN THE BIGGEST INCEL/NICEGUY OF ALL TIME?!?! DID HE GO LITERALLY FULL-ON ELLIOT RODGER?!?!?!?!?!

I mean....its from a delusional, full on psychotic Misaka's PoV, so its full unreliable narrator but since fucking when has Isayama ever stuck to a literary convention, even a grade school one.

Yes. Yes he did. Its so much funnier that way. You were completely right way back when you said it. If only Mikasa had said her true feelings and let Eren cum inside her, the world would be saved.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I mean, he just did not give a shit and wrote whatever was on the TV that evening for a couple of chapters. That's all that I can think of.

Oh, there's got to be a Deus Ex Machina. Its not going to top this (unless he just goes full fucking EVA and Ymir reincarnates the human race as Eren and Mikasa) however. I just don't see normies reacting well, because EVA is still polarizing for what Anno did and that's a good series with a good writer at the helm. The utter chaos this is going to cause....I can't even fathom.

Everyone got blown the fuck out. Everybody. And he still didn't answer who fucked Historia at this point which is endlessly hysterical to me.

Honestly given how normies on Twitter/Reddit are praising this chapter, it is clear that at this point unless Isayama goes full Eva and ends it the most depressing way possible, normies are going to love this and recommend it to their newbie anime friends.

At this point I think I have a clear summary of the fandom

ERENFAGS/EHFags: NO NO NO! ISAYAMA CHANGE IT NOW! MAKE EREN MAKE OUT WITH HISTORIA AND USE THEIR BABY TO CONTINUE THE RUMBLING

The Rest of 4chan/2ch/KiwiFarms/TitanFolk: HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

Reddit/Twitter/Normies: WOW THIS IS SO GENIUS

 

[Uranus Pink]

@Secret Asshole If Isayama really had the balls really fuck with the fans he would've had Mikasa riding Eren's corpse while deep frenching his detached head.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You should say....Secret Asshole, you were right.

boi the only thing that's right 'round these parts is deez nuts on your chin

I've been following this manga with bated breath for... holy crap it's been nine years. And I don't think I've ever had a dull moment. Now, I might still be concussed from THIS CHAPTER, but if there's one thing that I respect, it's artists that I respect having just about full reign and doing what their vision actually is. You cannot say this is the product of executive meddling-- they probably gave him all the chapters he wanted and this is what he was deciding to do. He probably replaced his bathroom locks so nobody could protest by crying in them, too. When you say

This isn't a 'metaphor' or 'hating on his fanbase' (since he's immensely popular), this is just him. Nakedly, just writing whatever pops into his beautiful, retarded Jap skull.

I full throatedly agree with you.

You got what you wanted, and I was already satisfied with just about wherever this story could go.

I don't give a shit she's adopted. I do not care. Its like saying people jerking off to the step-sister porn are really thinking its their step-sister. They're not fucking thinking that and if they could get away with pretend incest, they would. It is so, so beautiful.

you know as well as i do that they aren't getting off to the idea of banging their sister, they're getting off to the idea of banging the person that's playing the role

No one on fucking planet Earth would have predicted Reiner going "NOT ON MY WATCH" to a fucking pre-historic sea creature and wrestling it, while Mikasa kills her brother and makes out with the head of his decapitated corpse while God watches angrily from the shadows.

the worst part about this is that this wouldn't fit on random_text.txt

I'M CRYING HELP HOW DID MIKASA KNOW EREN WAS IN THE MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK

the power of love, obviously

@Secret Asshole If Isayama really had the balls really fuck with the fans he would've had Mikasa riding Eren's corpse while deep frenching his detached head.

You know, the mag Kaguya-sama runs in allows for four pages of sex scene in a chapter and it looks like they're about to use 'em. I wonder what the rules are for the mag SnK runs in...

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I mean....its from a delusional, full on psychotic Misaka's PoV, so its full unreliable narrator but since fucking when has Isayama ever stuck to a literary convention, even a grade school one.

Yes. Yes he did. Its so much funnier that way. You were completely right way back when you said it. If only Mikasa had said her true feelings and let Eren cum inside her, the world would be saved.

I can't believe my shitposting was right.

Eren literally genocided the entire world because he got family-zoned.

I'm actually fucking crying. I'm so fucking happy.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

And he still didn't answer who fucked Historia at this point which is endlessly hysterical to me.

It was the farmer boy that threw rocks at her when she was a kid. The only reason you don't know this is because the church of Eren has insisted for years that Eren NTR'd Reiner (and accordingly, Historia NTR'd Mikasa).

SHE'S FUCKING SMILING

THE GIRL WAS SMILING?

WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE.
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DOES THIS MEAN EREN WOULDN'T HAVE GENOCIDED THE ENTIREWORLD IF MIKASA HAD JUST SAID SHE LOVED HIM?!?! DID HE LITERALLY GENOCIDE THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE FAMILY-ZONED HIM?!?!?!!

DOES THIS MAKE EREN THE BIGGEST INCEL/NICEGUY OF ALL TIME?!?! DID HE GO LITERALLY FULL-ON ELLIOT RODGER?!?!?!?!?!

WE
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SOCIETY

wait why did Eren love Mikasa as much as she loved him that he was just willing to run away from everything and consign the Eldians to death instead of committing Ragnarök in an attempt to save them

 

[Secret Asshole]

I've been following this manga with bated breath for... holy crap it's been nine years. And I don't think I've ever had a dull moment. Now, I might still be concussed from THIS CHAPTER, but if there's one thing that I respect, it's artists that I respect having just about full reign and doing what their vision actually is. You cannot say this is the product of executive meddling-- they probably gave him all the chapters he wanted and this is what he was deciding to do. He probably replaced his bathroom locks so nobody could protest by crying in them, too.

You sure as fuck can't. That's one thing for sure you can say. This was all him.

the worst part about this is that this wouldn't fit on random_text.txt

Reiner goes "NOT ON MY WATCH" to a prehistoric sea creature, wrestles it. Mikasa kills her brother, makes out with the head of his decapitated corpse while God watches them lovingly

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Reiner goes "NOT ON MY WATCH" to a prehistoric sea creature, wrestles it. Mikasa kills her brother, makes out with the head of his decapitated corpse while God watches them lovingly

Emphasis on "LOVINGLY".

WITH A WHOLE-ASS SMILE, LIKE SHE GOT TAKEN TO MCDONALD'S AFTER SCHOOL FOR THE FIRST TIME.

 

[Secret Asshole]

@Secret Asshole If Isayama really had the balls really fuck with the fans he would've had Mikasa riding Eren's corpse while deep frenching his detached head.

If I had a story and had a metric ton of editorial interference that ruined it, I'd do something like that. Isayama would just do it.

I can't believe my shitposting was right.

Eren literally genocided the entire world because he got family-zoned.

I'm actually fucking crying. I'm so fucking happy.

I'll pour one out for you bruv

Emphasis on "LOVINGLY".

WITH A WHOLE-ASS SMILE, LIKE SHE GOT TAKEN TO MCDONALD'S AFTER SCHOOL FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I COULDN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT. I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AGAIN WHEN I SAW THAT.

That's why I think he's going to go full Eva. Ymir has seen the error of her ways and the love betw-I'm just fucking laughing my ass off typing this I can't finish.

EDIT:
@Bunny Tracks I notice you didn't put in the poll, "Incestous Necrophilia". Is there a reason why you couldn't predict this genius conclusion?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

For some time I'd been re-reading the manga from the start, you know? I hit pages like this and thought they were kind of funny:

Y'know, in a morbid way.

But then you have lines like these from chapter 37:

Apparently that "boiling anger" was just sexual frustration all this time and he wouldn't have attempted to make flat earth a reality if he just busted one inside his adoptive sister

i really do think there's a smidge more nuance but shitposting is also fun and this is still largely ridiculous even if it's enjoyable

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Dude, the memes are already so fucking good. I'm literally fucking dying.

@Bunny Tracks I notice you didn't put in the poll, "Incestous Necrophilia". Is there a reason why you couldn't predict this genius conclusion?

Because I'm not nearly as insane as Isayama, and I can't edit the poll. Some else did it for me last time.

 

[Uranus Pink]

If I had a story and had a metric ton of editorial interference that ruined it, I'd do something like that. Isayama would just do it.

Throw in a panel or page with the caption "nine months later" with Mikasa holding her's and corpse Eren's baby just to add that cherry to the shit sundae.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

GUYS

GUYS

YOU KNOW WHEN INCELS SAY THEY'RE GONNA GO "ER"

IT DOESN'T STAND FOR "ELLIOT RODGER"

IT STANDS FOR "EREN'S RUMBLING"

 

[Zero Day Defense]

HE WOULD HAVE CONSENTED, THOUGH

IN FACT HE DID CONSENT IN THAT ALTERNATE TIMELINE OR DREAM OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS

you know at some point i'm going to fully sober up and come to the understanding that the kiss was supposed to be her pitiful attempt at conveying a wish that couldn't come to pass in reality, even as non-ideal as it was-- either that or it's her conveying a wish that she had made a different decision and jumped her >childhood friend's bones

 

[Secret Asshole]

GUYS

GUYS

YOU KNOW WHEN INCELS SAY THEY'RE GONNA GO "ER"

IT DOESN'T STAND FOR "ELLIOT RODGER"

IT STANDS FOR "EREN'S RUMBLING"

Eren's Rumbling = Eren's Monster Dong

Dude, the memes are already so fucking good. I'm literally fucking dying.
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Because I'm not nearly as insane as Isayama, and I can't edit the poll. Some else did it for me last time.

These are fucking amazing.

HE WOULD HAVE CONSENTED, THOUGH

IN FACT HE DID CONSENT IN THAT ALTERNATE TIMELINE OR DREAM OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT WAS

you know at some point i'm going to fully sober up and come to the understanding that the kiss was supposed to be her pitiful attempt at conveying a wish that couldn't come to pass in reality, even as non-ideal as it was-- either that or it's her conveying a wish that she had made a different decision and jumped her >childhood friend's bones

Dude, you don't KISS SOMEONE ON THE MOUTH if that's what you are trying to convey. You kiss them on the forehead or hold their forehead to yours. You can't justify FULLY KISSING A DECAPITATED HEAD, because five seconds after she decapitated it, blood would be pouring out of its mouth. Isayama did a full mouth kiss because he's a fucking insane autist who doesn't know what feelings are.

She'd be fucking DRENCHED in gore. Imagine if it were done realistically. A blood covered Mikasa, giving a full kiss to a decapitated head that's fucking dripping blood. That's what it is.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Jesus fucking Christ, I need a drink.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Jesus fucking Christ, I need a drink.

I'm going to drink some Islay Scotch for that smokey flavor OF FUCKING VICTORY HAHAHAHAH

Its so beautiful.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Oh shit.

People are pissed.

Beautiful.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Dude, you don't KISS SOMEONE ON THE MOUTH if that's what you are trying to convey. You kiss them on the forehead or hold their forehead to yours. You can't justify FULLY KISSING A DECAPITATED HEAD, because five seconds after she decapitated it, blood would be pouring out of its mouth

Yes, and there's no way that those soldiers would be able to launch off the top of the wall to cut Rod Reiss chunks the way they did when there was nothing to hook to and they would just quickly plummet to their deaths instead-- it's called artistic license, and Isayama bought the premium subscription.