Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

How will Eren be stopped?


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I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND, YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, IT’S LIKE SOMEONE INSERTED A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP PORNHUB TAGS (Giant) (Gore) (Incest) AND MADE IT A MANGA, MY SIDES ARE AT SONIC SPEEDS QUIVERING NIGGA-

HAHAHAHAHAH-

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Edit: I regret getting back into this manga after all these years, this is a real nigga moment.
 
I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND, YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, IT’S LIKE SOMEONE INSERTED A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP PORNHUB TAGS (Giant) (Gore) (Incest) AND MADE IT A MANGA, MY SIDES ARE AT SONIC SPEEDS QUIVERING NIGGA-

HAHAHAHAHAH-

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Edit: I regret getting back into this manga after all these years, this is a real nigga moment.
See, you should have gotten back into it like I did: To see how far the stupid would go. And I. Do. Not. Regret. A. Thing.

When this thread calms down, I'm going to raise my glass of scotch cuddle up with my girlfriend Dakimakura tablet and re-read DeadMan Wonderland.
If I were Isayama, do you really think Sasha would've died?
But...if you retcon the entire manga next chapter, Sasha wouldn't have died, because you retconned it out of existence, thus sparing Sasha from the terrible fate of being in the manga up until now.

YOU CAN'T GET ME WITH YOUR WILY WAYS ISAYAMA
Can we at least all agree that Isayama sucks at drawing people kissing? I mean, I know he already sucks at drawing in general, but goddamn it.
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Oh he totally fucking fails, I was looking to see if Eren was kissing back and its just static lips almost superimposed on each other. He really is a sexless fucking autist.
 
Oh he totally fucking fails, I was looking to see if Eren was kissing back and its just static lips almost superimposed on each other. He really is a sexless fucking autist.
As much as I agree that the MC is a fucking retard and this whole manga went down the shitter ages ago, I think the issue with him being a sexless moron is a problem that has plagued "action/adventure"-oriented manga/anime for some time. Sometimes its taken to such ridiculously retarded extremes that the characters barely seem human or downright emotionless when it comes to interacting with other characters, to the point where the only thing missing is for them to say "no way fag" when responding to any basic show of emotions or romantic inclinations. Shonen shit in particular is usually even worse in this area with characters just being soulless Goku clones or having a constant happy/dopey look that hardly ever changes unless they're in a fight.

Also I find it funny that the fucking Crest "Wall of Teeth" commercials from the 70s are now a less disappointing and less insane alternative to Attack on Titan.
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See, you should have gotten back into it like I did: To see how far the stupid would go. And I. Do. Not. Regret. A. Thing.

When this thread calms down, I'm going to raise my glass of scotch cuddle up with my girlfriend Dakimakura tablet and re-read DeadMan Wonderland.

But...if you retcon the entire manga next chapter, Sasha wouldn't have died, because you retconned it out of existence, thus sparing Sasha from the terrible fate of being in the manga up until now.

YOU CAN'T GET ME WITH YOUR WILY WAYS ISAYAMA

Oh he totally fucking fails, I was looking to see if Eren was kissing back and its just static lips almost superimposed on each other. He really is a sexless fucking autist.
ATTACK ON TITAN IS A CERTIFIED FUCKING DISASTERPIECE, IT’S LIKE WATCHING A BLIND AND MENTALLY HANDICAPPED HORSE RACER SPEED INTO THE MIDDLE OF A HIGHWAY- MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED, BUT GOD BE DAMNED IF IT ISN’T PEAK ENTERTAINMENT JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN, AND LOW AND BEHOLDEN- HERE WE ARE FOLKS. GODSPEED.

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I just remembered that I expected Eren to die come the start of chapter 138, and I figured that after a timeskip, the well-written everyman Jean would have somehow struck out and married Mikasa given his crush on her early in the story.

...and then Isayama demanded that the remainder of 104th save Armin and Mikasa get killed as if to tie up loose ends, to say nothing of Mikasa having such a single-target sexuality that she'd kiss the disembodied head of her adoptive brother while God watches.

So much for that.
 
As much as I agree that the MC is a fucking retard and this whole manga went down the shitter ages ago, I think the issue with him being a sexless autist is a problem that plagues "action/adventure"-oriented manga/anime for some time. Sometimes its taken to such ridiculously retarded extremes that the characters barely seem human or downright emotionless when it comes to interacting with other characters, to the point where the only thing missing is for them to say "no way fag". Shonen shit is usually even worse in this area with characters just being soulless Goku clones or having a constant happy/dopey look that hardly ever changes unless they're in a fight.

Also I find it funny that the fucking Crest "Wall of Teeth" commercials from the 70s are now probably a better alternative to Attack on Titan.
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To be fair, I was talking about Isayama because he can't draw two people kissing properly even when they do have heads.

But yes, a lot of manga is typically sexless, especially Shonen fair. Seinen much less so. I mean, like dudes in Shonen get literal harems and don't have sex. Even in Ecchi manga/LNs like Highschool DxD, nobody gets laid. Its frustrating because of how annoying it is, like there's no reason some of these people wouldn't have fucked, especially in DxD. I just gave up when I realized it was sexless through the anime, manga and LN. I'm not fucking watching 40 episodes of fan service. Its not going to fucking happen.

Anime is the only genre I can think of that can be sexual and completely sterile at the exact same time. No wonder why nobody in Japan is fucking. That's why when I was watching Record of Grancrest War, the main character and his love interest hook up after 4 episodes in a 20+ episode series, allowing their relationship to you know, actually developed. I was literally shocked when it happened. No 450 hours of 'will they or won't they' only to hold hands at the very end, they fuck in the fourth episode and are a couple. Fucking. Amazing. And it can get that bullshit out of the way too, and make room for more plot. It doesn't need to dance around it.

That's one thing I loathe about anime and a lot of manga, is how sexless and sterile they can be even while being highly sexually charged at the same time. And obviously, not every manga/anime/LN needs a love interest. Not having one is fine. Its when they do have one and all this shit happens, completely sexless but sexual, that it pisses me off. AoT is just full on sterile to a pathological degree where the dude runs away from who the issue of who fucked Historia for 3 years and almost half of the manga. That's not normal.

That's one reason I can sort of forgive Darling and the Frankxxx for. At least the love interests have sex and kids. Except for Zero Two. They really need to re-do that thing and give it a decent ending.

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The one Shonen I forgive this is Black Clover. Because Asta is portrayed as an autist in love with someone he can never have and doesn't really notice or care about any other women. At least it has a plot reason why.
 
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To be fair, I was talking about Isayama because he can't draw two people kissing properly even when they do have heads.

But yes, a lot of manga is typically sexless, especially Shonen fair. Seinen much less so. I mean, like dudes in Shonen get literal harems and don't have sex. Even in Ecchi manga/LNs like Highschool DxD, nobody gets laid. Its frustrating because of how annoying it is, like there's no reason some of these people wouldn't have fucked, especially in DxD. I just gave up when I realized it was sexless through the anime, manga and LN.

Anime is the only genre I can think of that can be sexual and completely sterile at the exact same time. No wonder why nobody in Japan is fucking. That's why when I was watching Record of Grancrest War, the main character and his love interest hook up after 4 episodes in a 20+ episode series, allowing their relationship to you know, actually developed. I was literally shocked when it happened. No 450 hours of 'will they or won't they' only to hold hands at the very end, they fuck in the fourth episode and are a couple. Fucking. Amazing. And it can get that bullshit out of the way too, and make room for more plot. It doesn't need to dance around it.

That's one thing I loathe about anime and a lot of manga, is how sexless and sterile they can be even while being highly sexually charged at the same time. And obviously, not every manga/anime/LN needs a love interest. Not having one is fine. Its when they do have one and all this shit happens, completely sexless and shit.

That's one reason I can sort of forgive Darling and the Frankxxx for. At least the love interests have sex and kids.
Yeah. That always felt off to me, in most mangas. Fuck, I’ve seen better emotional development in a 13 page hentai yaoi doujin never thought I’d say this unironically, holy shit then all of this series so far. It’s so baffling to me that writers over in Japan in these high positions just cannot get it up, like, at all. I get it, some of this is meant for kids, and gore is seen in less serious light then over here in America, but good fucking god, if you’re going to explicitly show that people have clear feelings for each other for the entire series then do jack shit with it, don’t bother writing the romance at all, because I’d rather eat no burger then a burger with roaches stuffed in the meat, for a food comparison.
 
But yes, a lot of manga is typically sexless, especially Shonen fair. Seinen much less so. I mean, like dudes in Shonen get literal harems and don't have sex.
See, my problem isn't that nobody's having sex-- I think it would be baller if some guy was swimming in women and they're making the conscious decision to not have sex with any of them because he can have sex with any of them anytime he wants like a gigachad.

...the problem is that the reason he's not having sex with any of them is because he's somewhere on the spectrum, and the reason why he's written as somewhere on the spectrum is because either the mangaka or the editor wants to create a romantic intrigue machine that lasts the entire series and accommodates every conceivable ship. For some reason this can't be accomplished by what I just described-- he actually has to be socially inept, but he also has to be aware enough so that a modicum of ship fuel can be generated from time to time.

I like AoT's approach, actually-- Eren's kinda dense, but it's not as though Mikasa's blatant (except for that "resignation to slaughter" scene from chapter 50-something where Eren discovers his Coordinate power-- that was as close as we were gonna get to a confession), and at any rate, he's preoccupied with his misunderstood sexual frustration burning rage against his freedom being stripped away by the walls, then the Titans, then the rest of mankind. Also, sexual intrigue is an secondary feature of whatever their relationship can be said to be-- primarily, they're bound by living life and death situations together.
 
I've been trying to figure out if Armin actually made it; as Mikasa is jumping into Eren's mouth, he lands a punch on Armin, and Armin's head is completely obliterated. To me it looked like the area where he'd be attached went along with it, so I think he might be dead too.

Edit: also, my autistic thunk for 139: when the final panel was revealed, a lot of people thought it might be Eren or Mikasa. Somebody earlier in the thread brought up the idea that Historia could die in childbirth- what if the final panel is Mikasa embracing Historia's baby who she decided to adopt? (Although I'm not sure if Mikasa uses 'omae' to refer to others, thats generally a male speaking pattern in Jap)
 
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I've been trying to figure out if Armin actually made it; as Mikasa is jumping into Eren's mouth, he lands a punch on Armin, and Armin's head is completely obliterated. To me it looked like the area where he'd be attached went along with it, so I think he might be dead too.
>TFW one of the only interesting long-term characters who has to come to terms with unspeakable crimes against humanity and God herself is BlownTheFuckOut for his genocidal literal monster of a best friend’s sister snogs with his carcass’s head.

Mogged. Dammit man.
 
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