Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Bunny Tracks]

I just realized that Jean never got to tell Mikasa he loves her, and now he never can.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I just realized that Jean never got to tell Mikasa he loves her, and now he never can.

Next chapter is a literal Deus Ex Machina where Ymir kills all the titans (and leaving few named character survivors), or reverts all the recent titans back into humans.

No matter what happens it's clear the final chapter is going to likely be a Deus Ex Machina.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

I genuinely only have one thing to say about all this shit......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Islamic Heisenberg]

Next chapter is a literal Deus Ex Machina where Ymir kills all the titans (and leaving few named character survivors), or reverts all the recent titans back into humans.

No matter what happens it's clear the final chapter is going to likely be a Deus Ex Machina.

Seeing that smile on the last panel that pretty much confirms it. It'd be funny if the Deus Ex Machina is Ymir having time manipulation ability and turns back time to that scene where Eren asked Mikasa what is he to her, but this time Mikasa confessed. Boom, problem solved. No need for genocide. Eren stops being homicidal incel virgin retard, the end.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Next chapter is a literal Deus Ex Machina where Ymir kills all the titans (and leaving few named character survivors), or reverts all the recent titans back into humans.

No matter what happens it's clear the final chapter is going to likely be a Deus Ex Machina.

Not gonna lie, I would be perfectly fine with this if Levi just randomly also keels over, too.

And Kenny, and Sasha also come back, but honestly, that's not going to happen, right?

...right?

 

[Nobunaga]

We just keep coping foward erenbros

 

[Secret Asshole]

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Next chapter is a literal Deus Ex Machina where Ymir kills all the titans (and leaving few named character survivors), or reverts all the recent titans back into humans.

No matter what happens it's clear the final chapter is going to likely be a Deus Ex Machina.

It is 100% going to be a Deus Ex Machina by Ymir. I mean, literally. Its going to be like, "I finally understand human emotion." And then everything is just going to reset...and its reveals that this was Eren's plan. To get killed by Mikasa who then mouth kisses him to show Ymir the lengths of human love.

Everything was....JUST AS PLANNED. In the most retarded pan possibly in any commercial fiction ever put from pen to paper. Literally the only way to save the manga is to go Jojo part six and retcon the entire fucking story. Motherfucker needs to read his Jojo. If Isayama read Jojo instead of Game of Thrones and Western faggot garbage, this manga would be amazing.

FUCKING SEVEN PAGE MUDA OF EREN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ARMIN:

Instead of just pointless fluff. It'd be so fucking baller. Good goddamn.

I genuinely only have one thing to say about all this shit......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Not gonna lie, I would be perfectly fine with this if Levi just randomly also keels over, too.

And Kenny, and Sasha also come back, but still.

Ok, man, I know you hate Levi...but he's not going to die. We all can't get what we want.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Not gonna lie, I would be perfectly fine with this if Levi just randomly also keels over, too.

And Kenny, and Sasha also come back, but honestly, that's not going to happen, right?

...right?

Honestly I wish those two came back, but I bet they are shitposting in the afterlife.

We just keep coping foward erenbros

LISTEN EREN CAN STILL WIN! MIKASA JUST KILLED A FAKE EREN AND THE REAL EREN IS ON THE ISLAND WITH THE POWER OF THE WAR HAMMER TITAN AND HE WILL USE HISTORIA'S BABY TO CONTINUE THE RUMBLING!!!

EDIT: Actually @Secret Asshole, Isayama actually said he readed Jojo when growing up, so it would've been if he had been inspired by Araki rather than Muv Luv Alternative.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Honestly I wish those two came back, but I bet they are shitposting in the afterlife.


LISTEN EREN CAN STILL WIN! MIKASA JUST KILLED A FAKE EREN AND THE REAL EREN IS ON THE ISLAND WITH THE POWER OF THE WAR HAMMER TITAN AND HE WILL USE HISTORIA'S BABY TO CONTINUE THE RUMBLING!!!

EDIT: Actually @Secret Asshole, Isayama actually said he readed Jojo when growing up, so it would've been if he had been inspired by Araki rather than Muv Luv Alternative.

Well, he has strayed from the path of Araki, I'll tell you that much. Isayama needs some Jojo.

My hope in that an alternate reality exists where Isayama finishes the first third and gets bored. Araki is done with Jojo Part 8 and wants to clear his palate. So he just goes up to Isayama, takes AoT from him and says "I'LL GO ON FROM HERE MY SON."

Then you get Eren and the scouts riding on motorcycles looking like the Mad Max Version of a Versaci fashion show. Hanji designed the bikes to work out in the open so the have thunder spear jump jets and they just knock Titan's heads off doing sick moves. For some reason, Reiner is now with him, and Gabi rides on his shoulders and she does spinning 3D maneuvers with bamboo blades while he rockets up in the air and punches Titans in the face.

For some reason, none of the main cast ever turns into a Titan again and they all fight the Titans on these crazy fucking Steampunk motorcycles looking baller while doing so.

EDIT:
Last chapter of the manga is Eren doing the Dio Pose in Paths and fucking killing God, ending the Titan curse:

 

[Nobunaga]

I wonder if isayama will pull a umineko and spend the epilogue calling people who didnt like the ending retards

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Well, he has strayed from the path of Araki, I'll tell you that much. Isayama needs some Jojo.

My hope in that an alternate reality exists where Isayama finishes the first third and gets bored. Araki is done with Jojo Part 8 and wants to clear his palate. So he just goes up to Isayama, takes AoT from him and says "I'LL GO ON FROM HERE MY SON."

Then you get Eren and the scouts riding on motorcycles looking like the Mad Max Version of a Versaci fashion show. Hanji designed the bikes to work out in the open so the have thunder spear jump jets and they just knock Titan's heads off doing sick moves. For some reason, Reiner is now with him, and Gabi rides on his shoulders and she does spinning 3D maneuvers with bamboo blades while he rockets up in the air and punches Titans in the face.

For some reason, none of the main cast ever turns into a Titan again and they all fight the Titans on these crazy fucking Steampunk motorcycles looking baller while doing so.

the last part reminds me of that gattaca caste-system theorynowidea you mentioned a while back. God it would've been SO cool if the outside world was a Biopunk Mad-Max freakshow. I mean imagine the sheer WTFness the main cast(and the readers) would've felt to witness that.
Oh well.....we can't have nice things anymore

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

Super late to the party and I want to be shocked by this with the rest of you, but after letting it ruminate in my head a bit it just felt like he read too much Morihiro Kitoh, not Game of Thrones. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the last page.

Then I decided I liked it anyways. I can't even question Mikasa doing that it just felt right you know? It's perfectly wtf and I can buy her doing it as the person she is and with the emotions she's feeling at that moment. Don't hate Eren either, I liked seeing him all depressed and shit in that other timeline (I think that's what it was?). I liked that conversation they had. I have similar feelings to Naru Taru by Kitoh about the second half and the ending, though I was much less enthused with Naru Taru's second half than AOT's, and Naru Taru's ending was better and more surreal. Up till then there was so much pointless meandering bullshit and nihilistic edgelordery that I couldn't even stomach after the part season 1 covers, but when it was finally over, I was glad I read it ( I recommend just reading that first half though, or watching the anime that op is a fucking classic. Only go further if you're curious). If the next chapter isn't complete bullshit like @Truthboi has so terrifyingly predicted, I think I can go out of this saying the same here, though even then it won't be as good. I have to wonder what people are going to think of this reading it as a complete series in the future.

Also you ALL forgot that the high school AU exists in Eren's path memories. It's as real as Mikasa's vision at least, that's going to be the good timeline. And the last page of it comes out with the last volume directly after the last chapter. I swear to god this is how it's gonna end.

Also birds.

 

[Creep3r]

Thank Urusei Yatsura for starting the forever virgin dickless perverted male protagonist trope and Ranma 1/2 and Tenchi Muyo for adding the harem trope to it and popularizing it. After seeing the 90ies dickless wonders, the 21th Century dickless wonders have the benefit of being surrounded by not quite hentai fanservice to give the audiences something to look at and make offbrand of.

Then there's Dragon Ball which too many shonens want to copy, right down to having their MC be a genuine brain damaged moron who can't grasp basic social behavior or the opposite sex in any notion even when fucking married, with their married life seeming like an afterthought and interactions with others being borderline alien.

And UY's problem was that its pervert was paradoxically dickless. The MC (Ataru) goes around chasing girls but whenever he actually gets any, he runs away, freaks out like special ed kid who got his first boner, or just being downright bipolar.

Ranma and Tenchi introduced male MCs with zero romantic/sex drives who just run away all the time unless its related to a fight and act downright bipolar to the point of being emotionless or seeming even less human than UY's main character or getting aggressive to the point of impotence in Ranma's case. This was more notably so in Tenchi than in Ranma (since there at least the male characters were capable of varied emotions), with the MC just having zero personality or identity to the point of hardly ever talking, something too many 'harem' series copy from because they're more interested in giving the reader a self-insert than actually telling a cohesive story.

In the end it seems stuff like Dragon Ball and Takahashi's works have influenced too many mangakas in terms of how they develop their MCs, unsurprising considering their popularity. It became more apparent in the 2000s as more youths who grew up on those started getting into the manga/anime industry.

Attack on Titan seems to just continue the tradition of a needlessly hollow protagonist.

 

[Secret Asshole]

the last part reminds me of that gattaca caste-system theorynowidea you mentioned a while back. God it would've been SO cool if the outside world was a Biopunk Mad-Max freakshow. I mean imagine the sheer WTFness the main cast(and the readers) would've felt to witness that.
Oh well.....we can't have nice things anymore

Oh God, Araki writing the second half of AoT would have been so fucking baller. Like it'd be beautiful. He should have just went "You know what, fuck game of thrones, fuck the MCU, I'm going full Jojo." Like Jojo doesn't have romance. It doesn't fucking need it, because its fucking Jojo.

IT HAS MEN BEING MEN, WEARING THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL CLOTHING POSSIBLE WITH BROMANCES BEYOND TIME AND SPACE. I cried the tears of men when Caesar was killed and Joseph wraps his headband around his forehead.

Like you either do my serious concept that I wrote out (I gotta find that and put it in my story notebook, a new project of mines so I don't lose all these ideas) or you just go full-on Jojo with it and milk its insanity for all its worth in the best and most stylistic way possible.

The problem is that Isayama can't fucking draw, so the Jojo route would be too hard for him. And he can't fucking write either, so the serious route is equally as hard.

I think after I attempt to do some work, I'm going to use my story-boarding software (Because my actual white board has work shit on it. Its actually a black tempered glass one I was talking shit about before lol. But in all seriousness, they're really cool if you want one and don't want your room or apartment to look like a fucking office. The downside is they're fucking HEAVY and need to be mounted to something. I guess you can put it on like an artist easel if you buy a small one. But I'd be worried about it breaking. Even the average sized one I have is like 10 pounds compared to a dinky metal one you can basically glue on your wall) to write out a treatment. I'm probably going to steal the concept and start from scratch. Because even when I was young (or using fanfic to get back into writing, just wipe some rust off) I always tried to stay away from established characters and universes and make my own.

Mainly not out of respect or anything, just because I like making my own things. Even when I was 12 when I made self-inserts to fanfic (We all did it at one point, don't you fucking lie), they were all original and far different from the main characters, but having none of their impact, more like side-stories in the same universe.

 

[Nobunaga]

Oh God, Araki writing the second half of AoT would have been so fucking baller. Like it'd be beautiful. He should have just went "You know what, fuck game of thrones, fuck the MCU, I'm going full Jojo." Like Jojo doesn't have romance. It doesn't fucking need it, because its fucking Jojo.

IT HAS MEN BEING MEN, WEARING THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL CLOTHING POSSIBLE WITH BROMANCES BEYOND TIME AND SPACE.

Like you either do my serious concept that I wrote out (I gotta find that and put it in my story notebook, a new project of mines so I don't lose all these ideas) or you just go full-on Jojo with it and milk its insanity for all its worth in the best and most stylistic way possible.

The problem is that Isayama can't fucking draw, so the Jojo route would be too hard for him. And he can't fucking write either, so the serious route is equally as hard.

I think after I attempt to do some work, I'm going to use my story-boarding software (Because my actual white board has work shit on it. Its actually a black tempered glass one I was talking shit about before lol. But in all seriousness, they're really cool if you want one and don't want your room or apartment to look like a fucking office. The downside is they're fucking HEAVY and need to be mounted to something. I guess you can put it on like an artist easel if you buy a small one. But I'd be worried about it breaking. Even the average sized one I have is like 10 pounds compared to a dinky metal one you can basically glue on your wall) to write out a treatment. I'm probably going to steal the concept and start from scratch. Because even when I was young (or using fanfic to get back into writing, just wipe some rust off) I always tried to stay away from established characters and universes and make my own.

Mainly not out of respect or anything, just because I like making my own things. Even when I was 12 when I made self-inserts to fanfic (We all did it at one point, don't you fucking lie), they were all original and far different from the main characters, but having none of their impact, more like side-stories in the same universe.

>jojo has no romance
>when the latest part is about a rock senior lex diddling the main character girlfriend while their cuck watches in the distance

 

[Secret Asshole]

>jojo has no romance
>when the latest part is about a rock senior lex diddling the main character girlfriend while their cuck watches in the distance

I don't read the Jojo parts unless they're all done and Part 8 seems to be VERY polarizing, so I don't have an interest in it.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Oh God, Araki writing the second half of AoT would have been so fucking baller. Like it'd be beautiful. He should have just went "You know what, fuck game of thrones, fuck the MCU, I'm going full Jojo." Like Jojo doesn't have romance. It doesn't fucking need it, because its fucking Jojo.

IT HAS MEN BEING MEN, WEARING THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL CLOTHING POSSIBLE WITH BROMANCES BEYOND TIME AND SPACE. I cried the tears of men when Caesar was killed and Joseph wraps his headband around his forehead.

Like you either do my serious concept that I wrote out (I gotta find that and put it in my story notebook, a new project of mines so I don't lose all these ideas) or you just go full-on Jojo with it and milk its insanity for all its worth in the best and most stylistic way possible.

The problem is that Isayama can't fucking draw, so the Jojo route would be too hard for him. And he can't fucking write either, so the serious route is equally as hard.

I think after I attempt to do some work, I'm going to use my story-boarding software (Because my actual white board has work shit on it. Its actually a black tempered glass one I was talking shit about before lol. But in all seriousness, they're really cool if you want one and don't want your room or apartment to look like a fucking office. The downside is they're fucking HEAVY and need to be mounted to something. I guess you can put it on like an artist easel if you buy a small one. But I'd be worried about it breaking. Even the average sized one I have is like 10 pounds compared to a dinky metal one you can basically glue on your wall) to write out a treatment. I'm probably going to steal the concept and start from scratch. Because even when I was young (or using fanfic to get back into writing, just wipe some rust off) I always tried to stay away from established characters and universes and make my own.

Mainly not out of respect or anything, just because I like making my own things. Even when I was 12 when I made self-inserts to fanfic (We all did it at one point, don't you fucking lie), they were all original and far different from the main characters, but having none of their impact, more like side-stories in the same universe.

I'd prefer the serious one, the Jojo route Doesn't fit AoT(the first 3rd obv) according to me.
The biopunk aesthetic would've fit the horror element of og AoT(gore galore!!!!!)

 

[Resident Evil]

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[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I cried the tears of men when Caesar was killed and Joseph wraps his headband around his forehead.

Part 1 and 2 are underrated, if you don't agree get stepped on by Erin.

 

[Secret Asshole]

I'd prefer the serious one, the Jojo route Doesn't fit AoT(the first 3rd obv) according to me.

Yeah, that's the route I'd take with it because my style isn't batshit. Doing something like Jojo insanity right requires a different brain (and a lot more weed and LSD) than I am capable of. My writing style is mostly set. And I'm always open to trying new things and testing my limits, this wouldn't be the story appropriate for that.