- Joined
- Jul 5, 2017
Happy Late Father's Day, everyone! I would just like to take this time to remind you of all the great dads in AoT!
Grisha: Abused the fuck out of his first child, and then killed the royal family because his second child told him to. Also, didn't seem to care too much that his second child murdered two people at the age of eight. He also turned his son into a Titan shifter that eventually became the downfall of their race, and most of the rest of the world.
Rod: Tried to use his daughter as puppet, and then kill her when she refused. Then turned into a giant, fatass titan that couldn't even walk, and tried to kill everyone, but failed miserably.
Erwin's Dad: The other primary reason besides stupidity that Erwin is such a terrible commander.
Sasha's Dad: Literally blamed his daughter for her own death after she joined the military to make him proud, and then adopted the person that killed her.
King Fritz I: Tried to kill an eight-year-old girl for letting out some pigs, and then made her his wife/sex-slave/war-machine. Then he made their children cannibalize her dead body after she got killed.Or maybe not. I don't know what's canon anymore.
Farmer-kun: Threw rocks at his wife when they were kids, and that's literally all we know about him.
Jean: Meh for the most part, but then really drop the ball late into the series by just not even attempting to care about Mikasa's suffering at all during the last arc. Like, I know there was other more important she going on, but come on, dude. You cared more about Connie more than you did the girl you were supposedly in love with.
Grisha: Abused the fuck out of his first child, and then killed the royal family because his second child told him to. Also, didn't seem to care too much that his second child murdered two people at the age of eight. He also turned his son into a Titan shifter that eventually became the downfall of their race, and most of the rest of the world.
Rod: Tried to use his daughter as puppet, and then kill her when she refused. Then turned into a giant, fatass titan that couldn't even walk, and tried to kill everyone, but failed miserably.
Erwin's Dad: The other primary reason besides stupidity that Erwin is such a terrible commander.
Sasha's Dad: Literally blamed his daughter for her own death after she joined the military to make him proud, and then adopted the person that killed her.
King Fritz I: Tried to kill an eight-year-old girl for letting out some pigs, and then made her his wife/sex-slave/war-machine. Then he made their children cannibalize her dead body after she got killed.
Farmer-kun: Threw rocks at his wife when they were kids, and that's literally all we know about him.
Jean: Meh for the most part, but then really drop the ball late into the series by just not even attempting to care about Mikasa's suffering at all during the last arc. Like, I know there was other more important she going on, but come on, dude. You cared more about Connie more than you did the girl you were supposedly in love with.
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