Orbiter Attention Whores and Clout Chasers - For minor orbiters and weens.

[Sam Losco]

This thread is for pointing out and laughing at anyone (including KF users) caught interacting with the Gunt (or anyone in his sektur or orbital range including the Vickers) for attention or clout, OFF SITE.
Some examples:
What qualifies to be in this thread:

• Interacting with Ralph on Twitter beyond simple name calling/insults. Look it's hard to define, so I'll just go with "I'll know when I see it".
• Interacting with the Vickers offsite beyond asking for clarification/verification of something.
• Gayops.
• It kinda just boils down to don't do shit off site with these people in attempts to generate content.

Example:

• That fat bitch Medusawhatever filming herself dropping shit off at Ralph's place.
• @Christorian X's Twitter activity towards Ralph and Vickers, involvement with the aforementioned fat bitch, and writing gay essays about how much time he spends thinking about Ralph.

What doesn't qualify for this thread:

• Basically anything that happens on KF, exception would be gay ops.

If you're going to go out and fuck with Ralph, don't, it's not needed. But if you can't contain your autism, and can't keep that spaghetti in your pocket, you better not get caught or have it be linked back to your KF account or you are a valid target to be laughed at.

 

[veri]

i can’t think of anywhere else to put this but at this rate there needs to be a thread for these faggots. between these attention seeking deathfats and wannabe ecelebs running gayops in their discord server i’m starting to think they’re approaching gunt levels of mental illness.

https://archive.ph/aN71B

this is some next level embarrassment

edit: what did he mean by this?


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[Blue Miaplacidus]

i can’t think of anywhere else to put this but at this rate there needs to be a thread for these faggots. between these attention seeking deathfats and wannabe ecelebs running gayops in their discord server i’m starting to think they’re approaching gunt levels of mental illness.
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https://archive.ph/aN71B

this is some next level embarrassment

I think they're in some discord related to that Megan girl the fat hindu corn delivery bitch medussa or whatever. The one desperate for clout, I'm not degenerate enough to install discord to find out. It indeed is embarrassing.

 

[AltisticRight]

I think they're in some discord related to that Megan girl the fat hindu corn delivery bitch medussa or whatever. The one desperate for clout, I'm not degenerate enough to install discord to find out. It indeed is embarrassing.

Don't install Discord, you'll find the urge to create a hatchet wound and buy cheap Serbian HRT.

 

[AltisticRight]

i can’t think of anywhere else to put this but at this rate there needs to be a thread for these faggots. between these attention seeking deathfats and wannabe ecelebs running gayops in their discord server i’m starting to think they’re approaching gunt levels of mental illness.
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this is some next level embarrassment

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With the amount of retarded hog teasing gayops, a thread is long due for laughing at them. They deserve as much mockery.

"We're", like @Christorian X what happened?

 

[GuntN7]

In my honest opinion, @Christorian X should come back. Nothing egregious from him other than going to Ralph's house, this is coming from someone who laughed at him in his lolcow org thread that clearly gets under his skin.

This thread is weird, not to be a contrarian. We're suppose to discourage banned users and off site activity to reduce infighting, yet we're going to make a thread to specifically target off site activity akin to splinter threads on people they don't like. Clearly open to astroturfing, gayops, bitching about gatekeeping, back seat moderation and more faggy gay drama.

Not saying you aren't allowed to laugh at CX or banned users, everyone seems okay with the Gunt Guard and ethics in paypig/alog threads. Would it be okay to just post off site alogging to the ethics in paypig/alog thread ? Saw someone who hates Ralph getting his arguments thrown into the Gunt Guard thread for being in deep disagreement with whatever bullshit lie newfags got from PPP during the first Portugal trip.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Aylawgs have a very important role in the guntosphere ecosystem.

 

[veri]

In my honest opinion, @Christorian X should come back. Nothing egregious from him other than going to Ralph's house, this is coming from someone who laughed at him in his lolcow org thread that clearly gets under his skin.

This thread is weird, not to be a contrarian. We're suppose to discourage banned users and off site activity to reduce infighting, yet we're going to make a thread to specifically target off site activity akin to splinter threads on people they don't like. Clearly open to astroturfing, gayops, bitching about gatekeeping, back seat moderation and more faggy gay drama.

Not saying you aren't allowed to laugh at CX or banned users, everyone seems okay with the Gunt Guard and ethics in paypig/alog threads. Would it be okay to just post off site alogging to the ethics in paypig/alog thread ? Saw someone who hates Ralph getting his arguments thrown into the Gunt Guard thread for being in deep disagreement with whatever bullshit lie newfags got from PPP during the first Portugal trip.

this is about the gout guards in general. Spectre X isn’t the only vickers orbiter.

 

[GuntN7]

this is about the gout guards in general. Spectre X isn’t the only vickers orbiter.

The only lolcow in this thread is @Christorian X, why not make it about him ? Would add funny not related to CX if the splinter wasn't down. What's even a gout guard ? We agreed to make gunt guard so vague that it has become a running joke to just accuse anyone we don't like a gunt guard.

 

[ddlloo]

In my honest opinion, @Christorian X should come back. Nothing egregious from him other than going to Ralph's house, this is coming from someone who laughed at him in his lolcow org thread that clearly gets under his skin.

This thread is weird, not to be a contrarian. We're suppose to discourage banned users and off site activity to reduce infighting, yet we're going to make a thread to specifically target off site activity akin to splinter threads on people they don't like. Clearly open to astroturfing, gayops, bitching about gatekeeping, back seat moderation and more faggy gay drama.

Not saying you aren't allowed to laugh at CX or banned users, everyone seems okay with the Gunt Guard and ethics in paypig/alog threads. Would it be okay to just post off site alogging to the ethics in paypig/alog thread ? Saw someone who hates Ralph getting his arguments thrown into the Gunt Guard thread for being in deep disagreement with whatever bullshit lie newfags got from PPP during the first Portugal trip.

A lot of current users have become orbiters of one variety or another, and I'm all for shaming them as well as the retards that come up with 2deep4u discord gay ops. IMO even if this thread itself devolves into infighting and all that other gay shit, then that's fine too. More retards to laugh at for taking things too seriously. Police your own conduct and be the change you want AKA laugh at them.

 

[GuntN7]

More retards to laugh at for taking things too seriously. Police your own conduct and be the change you want AKA laugh at them.

The whole board and sister boards are retarded and many of them are lolcows. Of course I'm not a smug faggot, I'm extremely retarded and a lolcow.

 

[Crystal Golem]

This thread is tailor made for @Perspicacity

 

[AltisticRight]

There was also some weirdo that dumped corn and a copy of Children of the Corn at Ralph's door, filmed it and got banned after taking credit here.

All the Discord tranny bullshit. I can't care for one second to elaborate.
Some weirdo also tried to shill his Gunt merch here once, which qualifies.

 

[veri]

The only lolcow in this thread is @Christorian X, why not make it about him ?

not really, just used as an example in the OP. literally the first post in the thread is of a chantal sized deathfat with an onlyfans. i shoupd correct my last post to say the thread is about clout chasers in general as well.

i mean i wouldn’t complain if logs from the secret gayops server leak in this thread too. this same thing happened with chris, people had a personal hatred for him and were revealed to be lolcows themselves. where do you think the term alog came from? now gunt has clout chasing attention whores and legitimate alogs that want to take away our content just so that they can feel like heroes and get one over on ralph. if someone’s acting like a retard why wouldn’t you laugh at them?

We agreed to make gunt guard so vague that it has become a running joke to just accuse anyone we don't like a gunt guard.

who’s we? i know i’m not the only one annoyed by the overuse of the label gunt guard.

 

[ddlloo]

There was also some weirdo that dumped corn and a copy of Children of the Corn at Ralph's door, filmed it and got banned after taking credit here.

Oh he got banned? Shame, I was really looking forward to him tying himself in knots defending himself.

 

[AltisticRight]

who’s we? i know i’m not the only one annoyed by the overuse of the label gunt guard.

Count me in.
If I say Ralph and Vickers doesn't deserve to be swatted, neither Vickers nor Ralph swatted themselves, that doesn't make me Gunt/whatever guard.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

So embarrassing.

How could you upload this shit as a not clinically retarded adult.

 

[GuntN7]

who’s we? i know i’m not the only one annoyed by the overuse of the label gunt guard.

Yes, users in 2020 argued and determined the ethics of gunt guarding long before both of us made an account.

not really, just used as an example in the OP. literally the first post in the thread is of a chantal sized deathfat with an onlyfans. i shoupd correct my last post to say the thread is about clout chasers in general as well.

i mean i wouldn’t complain if logs from the secret gayops server leak in this thread too. this same thing happened with chris, people had a personal hatred for him and were revealed to be lolcows themselves. where do you think the term alog came from? now gunt has clout chasing attention whores and legitimate alogs that want to take away our content just so that they can feel like heroes and get one over on ralph. if someone’s acting like a retard why wouldn’t you laugh at them?

That woman is related directly to @Christorian X and did it at the request of CX himself. All the board regulars on this board are alogs. From burned Killstream fans, former paypigs, trolls, troll shields for orbiters that hate Ralph, PPP fans (the lowest life form), etc. Any person not invested in Ethan Ralph would cringe at this board and the sister boards for behaving like Anthony LoGatto.

Case in point, these boards are full of legitimate a-logs.

 

[MeltyTW]

i love mocking ralph on twitter and ill fucking do it again.

this is about the gout guards in general. Spectre X isn’t the only vickers orbiter.

what about thumb suckers? implying they suck the shit off ralphs thumb and rubbing it in their face that faith got gunted? gout guard is the laziest fucking thing. gunt guard is just as lazy but at least it flows better, idk i suck at names too but there has to be a better one.

who’s we? i know i’m not the only one annoyed by the overuse of the label gunt guard.

i dont think alot of terms called overused are, i think in this sphere its not as built on conformity (even during my worst rants against this place i still concede or should have that its still a lot less than more mainstream sites) so you have different people with different standards, i think we all have fairly consistent definitions within our own philosophies of how to treat ralph, i think anything that doesnt ruin the life of the troll as ralph isnt worth that is basically fine so my definition of gunt guard is going to be broader than someone who thinks idk that gunt doesnt deserve to be told his mother sucks cock in hell and his daughter is going to ride the kiwi corn cob carousel for her graduation party, who is going to have a more restrictive one.

There was also some weirdo that dumped corn and a copy of Children of the Corn at Ralph's door, filmed it and got banned after taking credit here.

why would he get banned? man fuck this place

 

[Sam Losco]

This thread is weird, not to be a contrarian. We're suppose to discourage banned users and off site activity to reduce infighting, yet we're going to make a thread to specifically target off site activity akin to splinter threads on people they don't like. Clearly open to astroturfing, gayops, bitching about gatekeeping, back seat moderation and more faggy gay drama.

You're completely missing the point and it's baffling to me how.
Wouldn't laughing at stupid off site behavior discourage stupid off site behavior? I don't get the sense you really read and understand what I laid out in the OP.
I specifically say if you're going to do stupid shit off site, better not have it linked back to you here or you're open to ridicule and that things that happen here are not meant for this thread. What I specifically meant by that was to avoid people posting screenshots from our chat of people addressing Ralph. That's not the intent of this thread.

Isn't that more discouraging to doing retard shit off site then there being no repercussions like there essentially was prior to this thread?
I don't know how else to more explicitly say this is for laughing at people being retards off site to get attention or get clout or run gay ops. I will say that gay ops can be an exception to if it happens on this site, it's not for this thread since many gay ops have included bullshit here.
Null has said essentially as much many times before. If you get caught trying to ween, you will be laughed at. That's what this is for as long as laughing at miscellaneous attention whores that aren't worthy of a dedicated thread.

I also took some inspiration for this from the Weeb Wars board having a thread for laughing at the idiots on the side of Vic instead of being focused on just laughing at the anti-Vic crowd. That really shows what the site is supposed to be: laughing at retards on the internet regardless of what "side" they are on.

There has been a lot of gray area with Ralph and other IF cows as far as interacting with them goes due to the nature of who they are and that many of them visit here, etc etc. However, I've been seeing a steady increase in the amount of people from here openly interacting with Ralph and others in attempts to generate content. That last bit is key, by the way. Want to ask Vickers to clarify or confirm something? Fine. Want to fuck around to generate more drama because you're bored? Not fine.
The farms are not supposed to be interacting with the cows.
My hope is that this thread will start to cut down on some of this bullshit.