Orbiter Attention Whores and Clout Chasers - For minor orbiters and weens.

[MeltyTW]

There has been a lot of gray area with Ralph and other IF cows as far as interacting with them goes due to the nature of who they are and that many of them visit here, etc etc. However, I've been seeing a steady increase in the amount of people from here openly interacting with Ralph and others in attempts to generate content. That last bit is key, by the way. Want to ask Vickers to clarify or confirm something? Fine. Want to fuck around to generate more drama because you're bored? Not fine.
The farms are not supposed to be interacting with the cows.
My hope is that this thread will start to cut down on some of this bullshit.

90 percent of early ralph stuff was people like me constantly interacting with ralph wherever. the idea calling ralph a retard on twitter is some grave sin is ridiculous, null reacts to him on youtube and yourself and other regulars stream sniped his content and participated in youtube chats. or this limited more to people going full water well in africa because gunt might look more racist tier shit? its not clear because kf users dont seem to have a consensus on whether "fuck you fat" reply tweet is also crossing that line.

edit if its limited to "melty dont dig the well in gambia, melty dont shoot up ralphs house" than ive been a bit rash obviously. if its actually just never talk to gunt idk what to tell you

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

melty please dig the well in africa, melty please shoot up ralph's house. melty please don't write a 10 thousand word essay on how gunt man bad and post it unironically.

 

[Sam Losco]

or this limited more to people going full water well in africa because gunt might look more racist tier shit? its not clear because kf users dont seem to have a consensus on whether "fuck you fat" reply tweet is also crossing that line.

Mostly that but the line is blurred.
@Christorian X is again, a good example of what I'm talking about. He apparently knows the fat bitch that has had previous interactions and DMs with Ralph and supposedly got her to go do the recorded delivery to his house. That is the kind of bullshit users here should not be doing.

Also, people need to stop bringing up Null like he's equivalent to a regular user. If you were a frequent guest on Ralph's show, obviously the "rules" don't apply the same to what interactions you have with him off site. Also, if you're the owner of the site.

 

[MeltyTW]

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i regret nothing

melty please dig the well in africa, melty please shoot up ralph's house. melty please don't write a 10 thousand word essay on how gunt man bad and post it unironically.

what if i write it in pigs blood and slip it under ralphs door or nail it like martin luther?

Mostly that but the line is blurred.
@Christorian X is again, a good example of what I'm talking about. He apparently knows the fat bitch that has had previous interactions and DMs with Ralph and supposedly got her to go do the recorded delivery to his house. That is the kind of bullshit users here should not be doing.

ah for future reference that needs more clarified because believe it or not alot of users will think those things are the same. yeah chris x is getting too far into that even for someone like me whos been in groups accused of getting too close to the vickers.

Also, people need to stop bringing up Null like he's equivalent to a regular user. If you were a frequent guest on Ralph's show, obviously the "rules" don't apply the same to what interactions you have with him off site. Also, if you're the owner of the site.

with the previous point clarified this concern becomes null though since it would logically follow as you have already allowed more reasonable mentions of gunt which includes obviously if youre a guest or the focus of his decades long lust instead of my first assumption which was just a blanket ban on ever communicating with ralph offiste or calling him a retard offsite.

 

[AltisticRight]

martin luther?

You'll have to be more specific because the only Martin Luther Ralph knows is the one fucking his horse, and he's Black.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Don't we already have a teaclips thread? I guess ops in discord is fine if you are a clipchannel.

H(d)ishonorable mentions:
Cringemoma, not a lot to say sweeps it up for him on twitter is rumoured to be part of some kind of discord group where the Vickerslickers hang out.
Eric of Melborne/Theanusman/Genius anus. Long history of sweeping it up for Vickers that started in the orignal thread when Mr Vickers for some reason decided to leak it to him. The most lulzy thing this boomer does is that he does these Vickers esque threats where he's like: He kid i know who u are.
MetokurFembot/Manbot, larps as a woman, runs a cringy metokur fanversion of the farms, is most likely the person who handed Daiymo's dox to Vickers.


But the crown goes to Christorian X who has been namefagging not only on twitter but in various different youtube chats. He's so desperate for clout that hes willing to do anything. Warski and Fagmenco knows him by name and he is a paypiggy and a wrench in both. Where ever you go you will find him, Fagging shit up in the replies.

His twitter is always good for a laugh cause its where he posts shit he knows he would be negrated for here.

Like I know doxing isn't a big deal to most farmers but imagine doing it to earn favour from Ralph 2.

 

[Sam Losco]

i regret nothing

what if i write it in pigs blood and slip it under ralphs door or nail it like martin luther?

ah for future reference that needs more clarified because believe it or not alot of users will think those things are the same. yeah chris x is getting too far into that even for someone like me whos been in groups accused of getting too close to the vickers.

with the previous point clarified this concern becomes null though since it would logically follow as you have already allowed more reasonable mentions of gunt which includes obviously if youre a guest or the focus of his decades long lust instead of my first assumption which was just a blanket ban on ever communicating with ralph offiste or calling him a retard offsite.

Take a look at the op and tell me if those changes are good enough. Like I said, it's a blurred line, I get it.

 

[Jack Awful]

In my honest opinion, @Christorian X should come back. Nothing egregious from him other than going to Ralph's house, this is coming from someone who laughed at him in his lolcow org thread that clearly gets under his skin.

Is he her boyfriend? Her boyfriend tried arranging a 3 some with pantsu right around the same time she started fucking Ralph and then got pissed when she rejected him.

His A-Logging of Ralph would take on entirely new implications if true because it'd mean he's mad that Ralph cucked him out of his 3 way.

 

[AltisticRight]

Take a look at the op and tell me if those changes are good enough. Like I said, it's a blurred line, I get it.

Not as blurred lines as Alice's misadventures.

 

[Glass House]

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So embarrassing.
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How could you upload this shit as a not clinically retarded adult.

Never forget that Dick simped and lusted over Modern Medusa for 40 solid minutes on episode 122 of his podcast. I could only stomach 8 minutes of it.

5:48 is my favorite part.

 

[GuntN7]

I also took some inspiration for this from the Weeb Wars board having a thread for laughing at the idiots on the side of Vic instead of being focused on just laughing at the anti-Vic crowd. That really shows what the site is supposed to be: laughing at retards on the internet regardless of what "side" they are on.

There has been a lot of gray area with Ralph and other IF cows as far as interacting with them goes due to the nature of who they are and that many of them visit here, etc etc. However, I've been seeing a steady increase in the amount of people from here openly interacting with Ralph and others in attempts to generate content. That last bit is key, by the way. Want to ask Vickers to clarify or confirm something? Fine. Want to fuck around to generate more drama because you're bored? Not fine.

From my understanding, Weeb Wars doesn't compare to the archetypes of users present on Internet Blood Sports. Alogging is more damned there compared to here. This is not really an increase of people fucking with Ralph. We had a Plate Gang member destroy his property, Dispatch going to Dick Masterson's house and Podawful chasing Ralph around.

Of course, we can reason our beliefs on why Podawful doing finger guns and gifting diapers to Ralph is funny as much as Ralph inviting Cog and company to beat the shit out of him. gunt doing it himself, weening at Chris Chan dressed as him to own Null is hilarious. I just had my reservations and concerns, because it's obvious we play by different rules from the OG Lolcow board. Love you, all three tranny jannies (@Vetti @AltisticRight).

Shout out to @GaryGrey

kf users dont seem to have a consensus on whether "fuck you fat" reply tweet is also crossing that line.

The trendy iteration is now "fuck you, fat fuck. Ronnie pozz'd you !!!"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Christorian X once said in autistic shitspigots he thought goocheese was pretty

 

[MeltyTW]

Take a look at the op and tell me if those changes are good enough. Like I said, it's a blurred line, I get it.

yeah alot better. it has to be a blurred line or else you have really autistic technical breakdowns with hard set sentencing guidelines for degrees of offense when really you can kind of guage it yourself as either the troll or the mod.

The trendy iteration is now "fuck you, fat fuck. Ronnie pozz'd you !!!"

lol his dad gave him and his babies aids.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

This thread is tailor made for @Perspicacity

you forget about @Squire of Gothos ?

90 percent of early ralph stuff was people like me constantly interacting with ralph wherever. the idea calling ralph a retard on twitter is some grave sin is ridiculous, null reacts to him on youtube and yourself and other regulars stream sniped his content and participated in youtube chats. or this limited more to people going full water well in africa because gunt might look more racist tier shit? its not clear because kf users dont seem to have a consensus on whether "fuck you fat" reply tweet is also crossing that line.

edit if its limited to "melty dont dig the well in gambia, melty dont shoot up ralphs house" than ive been a bit rash obviously. if its actually just never talk to gunt idk what to tell you

beyond that its clear that when some people go above and beyond the typical lolcow you're allowed certai privleges with them. DSP got his bank accounts hacked into FFS! Don't get me started on the hooker thing which can also be tracked back here.

Null also is responsible for hosting the site that is almost entirely about A-logging Patrick Thomilson and then those same users hop over here to document their own actions.

So we have it on the books that its A-OK to A-logg when it comes to two middle aged fat white men, somehow this one is off limits?

Is he her boyfriend? Her boyfriend tried arranging a 3 some with pantsu right around the same time she started fucking Ralph and then got pissed when she rejected him.

His A-Logging of Ralph would take on entirely new implications if true because it'd mean he's mad that Ralph cucked him out of his 3 way.

i can confirm he is in fact her boyfriend.

Never forget that Dick simped and lusted over Modern Medusa for 40 solid minutes on episode 122 of his podcast. I could only stomach 8 minutes of it.

5:48 is my favorite part.


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i can't believe this guy got away with pretending to be a Chad for a decade. HE should have never stepped to a man named PPP.

 

[AltisticRight]

i can confirm he is in fact her boyfriend.

Are you sure? Don't get me wrong, I had the same feeling too. I just would like to see proof.

 

[Jack Awful]

i can confirm he is in fact her boyfriend.

So his A-Logging is because he wanted to fuck you Pantsu, and Ralph cucked him?
Imagine being cucked by the gunt. Sad.

 

[Golden Boy]

People who willingly move to the trailer prk amaze me more than Ralph sometimes. They give me heavy Peetz energy. Seething, low-T autistics that have no self awareness to see how hilariously retarded they are.

 

[ChromaQuack]

i can confirm he is in fact her boyfriend.

Please tell me you can confirm this somehow; I believe you, but you know how autists here roll.

I'm also glad to see CX moving up the ladder of the five decisions, a shooting star of autism to finally surpass halal straight into wajib.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Please tell me you can confirm this somehow; I believe you, but you know how autists here roll.

I'm also glad to see CX moving up the ladder of the five decisions, a shooting star of autism to finally surpass halal straight into wajib.

Are you sure? Don't get me wrong, I had the same feeling too. I just would like to see proof.

Spoiler: the proof

its in the same paragraph of Faith's diary that explicitly says Ethan got pegged in the ass.

 

[Jack Awful]

Spoiler: the proof

its in the same paragraph of Faith's diary that explicitly says Ethan got pegged in the ass.

I feel retarded that I actually tried looking for it.
Faith's diary thread was merged into the main Faith thread and made it incredibly hard to find.