ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

[draggs]

Lol what is this undiluted coping and seething

Tom you are aware that lying in any court filings - like claiming the owner of AMB gave in to you - is a big no-no, right...

Why wouldn't this billionaire heiress just make Null an offer for the site instead of wasting money on hopeless and fraudulent legal proceedings that would open her to liability... if she's willing to do that why don't you get her to subsidize your trash life instead Tom...

Oh and your lawyer will take your money but also won't go on with any fraudulent BS that could get him in trouble with the court and the bar, Tom... I know other people aren't people to you so it's no big deal to stick their necks out for you, but it's a different proposition to them since you're a filthy dogfucker pedo with major delusions and no one is sticking their neck out for you

Really gonna enjoy Tom's inevitable meltdown about his lawyer screwing him when everything will have been clearly explained to him from the beginning that does not match Tom's delusional fantasyworld created by his narcissistic martyr complex

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Josh should counter sue for harassment. I think you should both go on Judge Judy to settle it.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Thomas rapes dogs and children.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Another waste of time from a waste of oxygen.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Josh should counter sue for harassment. I think you should both go on Judge Judy to settle it.

Judge Joe Brown or nothing.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Judge Joe Brown or nothing.

I think three Jews fighting over money would be more entertaining.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Josh should counter sue for harassment. I think you should both go on Judge Judy to settle it.

Judge Joe Brown or nothing.

Clearly a case of such monumental importance calls for a three daytime judge panel.

 

[SevenEightNine]

I think three Jews fighting over money would be more entertaining.

I think Texas is the only jurisdiction in the free world that will hear this case.

But they will.

Also, I desperately want to be on the board of lolcow, llc.

I'll do it for free.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Josh should counter sue for harassment. I think you should both go on Judge Judy to settle it.

Obviously Tom has no case, but it is worth noting that he’s guilty of many of the things he characterises as libel and incitement.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Maybe I'm nuts here, but the usage of this specific picture of Josh

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plus the claims of this person being a "billioinaire heiress" and her supposedly wealthy family is ringing a bell.
By any chance is the person you're dealing with Virgo Rouge/Marissa Morris, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg? Because despite her claims she herself isn't actually rich and her family isn't giving her shit, she's just a schizoid. She's already claimed she's going to sic her lawyer on the site in the past numerous times and it's gone nowhere.

Even if I'm out in left field, there are no billionaire heiresses that give a shit about KF my man. If they were that rich they'd be public figures who don't care. And once again I like how you show your true colors by running to the wealthy white man's system to solve your problems like the corporatist bootlicker you are. I'm pretty sure actual hippies don't file lawsuits.

I think Texas is the only jurisdiction in the free world that will hear this case.

But they will.

Also, I desperately want to be on the board of lolcow, llc.

I'll do it for free.

With a volunteer board of directors and unpaid jannies, maybe Josh could register lolcow LLC as a nonprofit? I looked up what a nonprofit is and it told me

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"Charitable nonprofits embody the best of America. They provide a way for people to work together for the common good, transforming shared beliefs and hopes into action. They give shape to our boldest dreams, highest ideals, and noblest causes. America’s 1.3 million charitable nonprofits feed, heal, shelter, educate, inspire, enlighten, and nurture people of every age, gender, race, and socioeconomic status, from coast to coast, border to border, and beyond. They foster civic engagement and leadership, drive economic growth, and strengthen the fabric of our communities. Every single day."

Sure sounds like Kiwi Farms to me!

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Judge Judy: So .. you spent 2000+ days on this internet forum dribbling utter nonsense before you threatened them with "legal action"/cash grab?
Dogfuckingfaggot : Yes
Judge Judy : Dismissed. You're retarded.

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Don't care about timezones date lines leaps years

I read that in Judy's voice.

 

[Demislob]

How do you expect us to take this seriously when you can't even write a paragraph properly. Your sentence structure is shit.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

It's going to be fun watching Tom and his lawyers try to argue in court why the plain meaning of the words "child molester" aren't substantively true for Tom. Going to be one of those "depends on how you define "is" " moments.

I mean, obviously this will never go to court, but we can pretend.

E: "As the court can see, my client is not currently molesting a child. So it's untrue to say he is a child molester, rather he merely was a child molester in the past"

 

[Akashic Retard]

Thomas, you never answered my question about prune juice vs plum juice

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

I think three Jews fighting over money would be more entertaining.

Irresistible forces vs. immovable objects.

 

[TheShedCollector]

Because in all serious lawsuits the plaintiff personally takes on the role of informing the defendant by posting on the Internet.

Ugly pedo smokes too much weed and fries his brain.

 

[IKOL]

Lol, do you really think someone would protect the interests of old pedo dog fucker with uncurable dementia? Haven't knew you're also a comedian, tom.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Because in all serious lawsuits the plaintiff personally takes on the role of informing the defendant by posting on the Internet.

Ugly pedo smokes too much weed and fries his brain.

It amuses me that 4 pages in Tom is tagged at least 4 times and Null not even once.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

It amuses me that 4 pages in Tom is tagged at least 4 times and Null not even once.

I had tagged Null, but my post got removed because it had a gif in it. "Reaction Image" and such. Not that I'm complaining, it was an extremely low effort post.

 

[Space Cooter]

It's going to be fun watching Tom and his lawyers try to argue in court why the plain meaning of the words "child molester" aren't substantively true for Tom. Going to be one of those "depends on how you define "is" " moments.

I mean, obviously this will never go to court, but we can pretend.

E: "As the court can see, my client is not currently molesting a child. So it's untrue to say he is a child molester, rather he merely was a child molester in the past"

Tom is in the midst of a severe manic episode. I doubt any of these things exist.

I also suspect someone is fucking with him behind the scenes and the ambeasts are very good at making tom believe really stupid things (which admittedly isn’t difficult because he’s basically a retarded child)