ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

Should Josh and Lolcow Cave To Miss Tommie's Demands

  • Yes

  • No

  • Maybe

  • Screw both of them. Let's revolt!

  • Frank Ireland doesn't care and neither do I.


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i think it may have started in December of 1959 when I was way too cute of a Do Bee on Romper Room talking about how we custom made my grandmother's HH cup brassieres at our girdle factory.
Pretty sure they don’t blacklist actual children.
I definitely got on the list when i was associated with Buzz Alpert's original Chicago JDL in the 70s and then on Venice Beach in the 80s raving against the machine from bench tops and in the 90's running around the Cannabis Action Network in the Midwest, repping the American Cannabis Society and Leonard Peltier Defense Committee, as well as numerous other fringe movement.
None of this sounds particularly remarkable. Just another hippie at a protest.
My area of specialization is in freshwater fishery polyculture and ecosystem engineering. I've been preaching about phasing out all I.C.E. and nuclear teakettle technology and restoring indigenous biodiversity, warning about all the inevitable environmental disasters we're witnessing, including the pandemic, since the mid 1970s.
Really? When did you warn about the pandemic? Or was it one of those vague “oh uhhh Mother Earth is crying” things that hippies say?
 
i think it may have started in December of 1959 when I was way too cute of a Do Bee on Romper Room talking about how we custom made my grandmother's HH cup brassieres at our girdle factory. I definitely got on the list when i was associated with Buzz Alpert's original Chicago JDL in the 70s and then on Venice Beach in the 80s raving against the machine from bench tops and in the 90's running around the Cannabis Action Network in the Midwest, repping the American Cannabis Society and Leonard Peltier Defense Committee, as well as numerous other fringe movement.
Okay when I first started reading this I thought you were being sarcastic. Let's talk about your autistic habit of over-explaining; when someone asks you a simple question you don't need to tell a goddamn irrelevant story about your childhood attraction to your grandmothers tits. Here's an example:

Stranger: Hey Tom, why did you get blacklisted?
Tom: My 'personal' actions were frowned upon by my constituents.
Stranger: Would you care to share the reasons why?
Tom: No.

That's how a normal conversation could go. You, on the other hand, prefer this method:

Secretary: Hello, this is law place, how may I help?
Tom: Hello, my name is Tommie Wasserberg spelled, with an ie, and I'm looking for something something. You see I was born in aughteen eleventy twelve. My parents, along with my uncle, mutilated my female genitals into functioning male genitals. My mother would shove my face into my shit filled drawers ...
Forty minutes pass.
Tom: ...that's when I was shot by the mafia.
Secretary: Mr. Wasserberg what can we do to help you?
Tom: Haha, well, you see...in 2001...

People would stop having shit to laugh at you about if every question didn't come with a life story.
 
Holy shit Tom, did you actually just say you were part of the Jewish Defense League in the 70s? The vigilante group that bombed the PLO in New York? The one that had clashes with black and Puerto Rican New Yorkers after a Jewish driver ran over a black girl? Fucking lol, you are a giant hypocrite, you literally were part of the Jewish Nazis before you switched at some point to supporting Palestine? Jesus Christ Tom, you are the worst fucking Hippy ever. You may actually be a terrorist, but in the extreme right wing sense.

E: This is fucking hysterical to me. The JDL protested for the Vietnam War.

Tom's lifestory is that he starts as a violent thug, beating his family and running with Jewish nationalists in his hometown. at some point he migrates down to California to be a homeless busker and general sex-crazed degenerate, before getting shot scavenging like a rat from a dumpster. He then goes on a pilgrimage, at the suggestion of his drugged out homeless compatriots, to seek the hasbeen leaders of the AIM, where he has schizophrenic visions that turn him into the "tribal" advocate he is today, allowing to reconcile his hardcore right-wing Israeli nationalism with his newfound, more traditionally leftwing native fetishism.

I'm curious, were the JDL open to you claiming to be intersex in the 70's? They weren't known for being to forward thinking on any of that stuff.
 
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i think it may have started in December of 1959 when I was way too cute of a Do Bee on Romper Room talking about how we custom made my grandmother's HH cup brassieres at our girdle factory. I definitely got on the list when i was associated with Buzz Alpert's original Chicago JDL in the 70s and then on Venice Beach in the 80s raving against the machine from bench tops and in the 90's running around the Cannabis Action Network in the Midwest, repping the American Cannabis Society and Leonard Peltier Defense Committee, as well as numerous other fringe movement.

My area of specialization is in freshwater fishery polyculture and ecosystem engineering. I've been preaching about phasing out all I.C.E. and nuclear teakettle technology and restoring indigenous biodiversity, warning about all the inevitable environmental disasters we're witnessing, including the pandemic, since the mid 1970s.
That's a lot of words you typed Thomas that mean nothing. You also don't know shit about any from of "nuclear technology". You know shit about biodiversity, or environmental disasters or even how viruses work.
Holy shit Tom, did you actually just say you were part of the Jewish Defense League in the 70s? The vigilante group that bombed the PLO in New York? The one that had clashes with black and Puerto Rican New Yorkers after a Jewish driver ran over a black girl? Fucking lol, you are a giant hypocrite, you literally were part of the Jewish Nazis before you switched at some point to supporting Palestine? Jesus Christ Tom, you are the worst fucking Hippy ever. You may actually be a terrorist, but in the extreme right wing sense.

E: This is fucking hysterical to me. The JDL protested for the Vietnam War.

Tom's lifestory is that he starts as a violent thug, beating his family and running with Jewish nationalists in his hometown. at some point he migrates down to California to be a homeless busker and general sex-crazed degenerate, before getting shot scavenging like a rat from a dumpster. He then goes on a pilgrimage, at the suggestion of his drugged out homeless compatriots, to seek the hasbeen leaders of the AIM, where he has schizophrenic visions that turn him into the "tribal" advocate he is today, allowing to reconcile his hardcore right-wing Israeli nationalism with his newfound, more traditionally leftwing native fetishism.

I'm curious, were the JDL open to you claiming to be intersex in the 70's? They weren't known for being to forward thinking on any of that stuff.
He's just claim shit to make himself feel better about not doing anything in life. Remember, he shows clear signs of NPD
 
That's a lot of words you typed Thomas that mean nothing. You also don't know shit about any from of "nuclear technology". You know shit about biodiversity, or environmental disasters or even how viruses work.

He's just claim shit to make himself feel better about not doing anything in life. Remember, he shows clear signs of NPD

I realize it's probably Tom just making stuff up in his dementia addled brain, but it's just something about how directly contradictory being part of the JDL to essentially all of his supposed politics is. Tom had a thread decrying Zionism, yet he was part of a group that the ADL considers too extreme. A group that yes, has strong ties to the both the Italian and Jewish mob. At this point I'd be willing to believe that Tom is an FBI recruit meant to discredit the 60s antiwar movement.
 
I realize it's probably Tom just making stuff up in his dementia addled brain, but it's just something about how directly contradictory being part of the JDL to essentially all of his supposed politics is. Tom had a thread decrying Zionism, yet he was part of a group that the ADL considers too extreme. A group that yes, has strong ties to the both the Italian and Jewish mob. At this point I'd be willing to believe that Tom is an FBI recruit meant to discredit the 60s antiwar movement.
It's sad how much he needs to fluff up his ego and play make believe yet tells us we're the ones with issues.
 
Why then do you get so unexplainably and irately enraged ... at nearly every service and reception worker you film yourself interacting with? Sometimes to the point of screaming and threatening their job securities over it, for fuck's sake.
It's a common leech-cow trait. "I don't have a job. I've never had a job. But your job is so shitty that you have to pretend to care about providing me customer service. I'm going to get you fired!!!!"

c.f. Ethan Ralph and pretty much any Antifa-type.
 
Seconding MasterDisaster here, Tom you would not have half the problems you do on this website and in life in general if you could stop powerleveling for five seconds.
But then how would he get the attention he so desperately craves?
 
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Don't listen to the haters, Tom. Strangers on the phone are always more helpful if they know a little more about you.
 
Seconding MasterDisaster here, Tom you would not have half the problems you do on this website and in life in general if you could stop powerleveling for five seconds.
He needs to powerlevel, though. His retarded behavior has gotten him driven out of various groups like the Rainbow Family (some of the most chill and most tolerant people on the planet), alienated him from his family, and gotten him a designated tard watcher from the Tucson police. Nobody willingly pays him any mind; he's like a stain on your wall that you just ignore, hoping it won't get bigger. Since he's alienated himself and become a lonely old faggot, he needs to powerlevel to get people to pay attention to him.
 
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. Just in general, when you meet a transgender person, you have three basic options;
- Point at them and mock, roast them
- Perform an anal probing with a help of blade drill
- offer to kill themselves
wow, okay. ftfy tho, these are more suitable options.
. In fact, it's one of the groups, along with rapists and other reprehensible monsters, whose wishes I will specifically go against
but what if they wish to get killed?
 
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He needs to powerlevel, though. His retarded behavior has gotten him driven out of various groups like the Rainbow Family (some of the most chill and most tolerant people on the planet), alienated him from his family, and gotten him a designated tard watcher from the Tucson police. Nobody willingly pays him any mind; he's like a stain on your wall that you just ignore, hoping it won't get bigger. Since he's alienated himself and become a lonely old faggot, he needs to powerlevel to get people to pay attention to him.
Right? When Tom isn't going on about...god only knows what, what else does he have?
His personality disorder is too severe for him to ever stop taking himself seriously for a second to actually be funny/lighthearted (at least intentionally), he's obviously not especially athletic or attractive, his form of "art" is contrived to go along with the "elder hippie" archetype he projects (the saxophone is an awful solo instrument, but he's totally a chill hippie dude, so he has to play it)...the only thing he has is his carefully crafted identity and his insane stories, which is why they're both always what he falls back to whenever he gets uncomfortable.

That's what happens when you're an insecure weirdo who takes yourself too seriously. You start to suck at everything, and the only people who are impressed are especially naive strangers who don't know you or people like you well enough to know you're all bluster.
 
Somebody made up the story about the boy and i got kicked out of the hut because somebody convinced the manager i was a sexual predator.
Golly this seems to happen to you a lot! Have you ever wondered why this happens to you so often, when normal people don't have this happen to them even once? You're literally accused of being a dogfucking pedophile every single place you go. This is something that does not happen to people who are not child molesting dog monglers.
 
Way I hear it you decided to toot your little recorder while a real band was playing a gig and then had a tard fit when you were told to knock it off.
I thought it was because there was a band on stage playing a song and Tom was trying to play along on his shitty sax and they mocked him.
 
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Laughing at your roach infested hovel and your adventures with an oversexed teenager (which should have been a no-brainer: NO, NO, NO,) isn't inciting violence.

The speech has to meet the Brandenberg test
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/brandenburg_test

You don't have any case about inciting violence.

this here is a compilation of clips taken totally out of context that was fed to this gossip site who in turn are identifying me as somebody they'd like to see a video of getting beat up like they like to post.

the no brainer should be the irrelevance of an inconsequential event that happened forty years ago being used to characterize me today as a pedophile.
 

this here is a compilation of clips taken totally out of context that was fed to this gossip site who in turn are identifying me as somebody they'd like to see a video of getting beat up like they like to post.

the no brainer should be the irrelevance of an inconsequential event that happened forty years ago being used to characterize me today as a pedophile.
You didn't link to the tweet you're talking about.
 
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