ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

Should Josh and Lolcow Cave To Miss Tommie's Demands

  • Yes

  • No

  • Maybe

  • Screw both of them. Let's revolt!

  • Frank Ireland doesn't care and neither do I.


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According to yourself on videos YOU posted, you did, in fact, perform sexual acts with a 15 year old, and showed no remorse for doing so, and only showed remorse for not having been able to do more.
Libel is only actionable if it is NOT TRUE, and we have archived video proof of these things
AND statutory rape is still rape.
These are all basic legal concepts.
The thing is, he knows all this. He’s had it explained to him over and over. He understands all the aspects of it. He just thinks it shouldn’t apply to him. I’m reminded of The Narcissist’s Prayer:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did... You deserved it.

Or, translated for the situation:

I didn’t rape her.
Well, I fingered her. But I was stopped before I could actually give her a dicking.
It’s an insignificant incident from 40 years ago and no harm was done.
She was mature for her age and had been making her own decisions since the age of 9.
They invited me in, I was helpless to resist.
Teenage girls are little sluts who are always seducing innocent adult men.
 
Do yourself a favor and actually listen to this dude. He may sound like an a-log, but I think you would do yourself a favor taking a page. Instead of wasting your time with something that will likely fail miserably due to short funds and lacking strong leadership give it to a deserving group with proper leadership.

Oh and post reciepts with your saggy crone tits. (Or don't and just be a good healthy person who moves on with your life after having done a charitable work.)
If he listened to sound advice, he wouldn't have a subforum.
 
If he listened to sound advice, he wouldn't have a subforum.
Might as well give it a go, while they are here and being an pain. They might even get a hint, and realize they never had to bring this gay shit upon themself in the first place and that posting here only exacerbates the issues.

Besides, they got a nice check in the mail coming, they might as well make their final painful days on earth something enjoyable and fun. Why waste your time on an internet gossip forum arguing over whether or not a hole on the ground is a volcano or an anthill.

Perhaps if I give an ounce of respect, Tommy might politely fuck off and never post again.

Perhaps they might ride into the sunset where the last we hear about them is they got a Brand New Tesla, got like two lesbian crones, and died ODing on LSD while getting scissored.

Or Tommy can die disgraced in a gutter being known for being an unrepentant child molester, zoophile, and having squandered his minor fortune on trying to be annoying to a bunch of autists online, and setting up a commune all by himself to spite said autists despite having very little ability to lead jackshit.

Take the smart option, Tommy, be the lesbian I can scrounge respect for, and not the Molester I despise.
 
Take the smart option, Tommy,
I don't think you were here for when Thomas thought the international gem trade was controlled by mom and pop businesses. Your opinions are articulate and well taken, but Thomas is not smart by any definition of the word. He'll reject our good advice just to spite us.
 
Might as well give it a go, while they are here and being an pain. They might even get a hint, and realize they never had to bring this gay shit upon themself in the first place and that posting here only exacerbates the issues.

Besides, they got a nice check in the mail coming, they might as well make their final painful days on earth something enjoyable and fun. Why waste your time on an internet gossip forum arguing over whether or not a hole on the ground is a volcano or an anthill.

Perhaps if I give an ounce of respect, Tommy might politely fuck off and never post again.

Perhaps they might ride into the sunset where the last we hear about them is they got a Brand New Tesla, got like two lesbian crones, and died ODing on LSD while getting scissored.
I commend your generosity of spirit, but it’s wasted on Tom. He’s a narcissist. If you treat him with respect, he won’t reciprocate, because he thinks he’s better than you. If you treat him with respect but you suggest doing something he doesn’t want to do, he’ll take it as a personal insult. He knows he’s wasting his time posting here, but he doesn’t want to stop, because we’re the closest thing he has to friends.
 
Did you just admit you have no case against us?
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Your User name sells it. Love it!

Might as well give it a go, while they are here and being an pain. They might even get a hint, and realize they never had to bring this gay shit upon themself in the first place and that posting here only exacerbates the issues.

Besides, they got a nice check in the mail coming, they might as well make their final painful days on earth something enjoyable and fun. Why waste your time on an internet gossip forum arguing over whether or not a hole on the ground is a volcano or an anthill.

Perhaps if I give an ounce of respect, Tommy might politely fuck off and never post again.

Perhaps they might ride into the sunset where the last we hear about them is they got a Brand New Tesla, got like two lesbian crones, and died ODing on LSD while getting scissored.

Or Tommy can die disgraced in a gutter being known for being an unrepentant child molester, zoophile, and having squandered his minor fortune on trying to be annoying to a bunch of autists online, and setting up a commune all by himself to spite said autists despite having very little ability to lead jackshit.

Take the smart option, Tommy, be the lesbian I can scrounge respect for, and not the Molester I despise.

Tommy is a man and him "they" only reinforces his delusions. Why even play the pronoun game with a chomo?
 
Your User name sells it. Love it!



Tommy is a man and him "they" only reinforces his delusions. Why even play the pronoun game with a chomo?
READ NIGGA, I want them to leave with what little dignity they can muster before I start calling them the H-word.
Plus its funny to say you told HIM so, later on when things happen exactly as you say they will happen when he inevitably lets his pride get ahold of himself. As if there is much pride in being an remorseless chomo, but hey
they were already digging in the dumpster I guess?
 
Do yourself a favor and actually listen to this dude. He may sound like an a-log, but I think you would do yourself a favor taking a page. Instead of wasting your time with something that will likely fail miserably due to short funds and lacking strong leadership give it to a deserving group with proper leadership.

Oh and post reciepts with your saggy crone tits. (Or don't and just be a good healthy person who moves on with your life after having done a charitable work.)

I probably did pile the hate on a little much after discovering Tom. I really, really hate hippies. But he is an unrepentant child molester, so I feel pretty justified.

It's also impossible for you to appeal to Tom's sense of dignity, because Tom's distorted mind makes him believe that he is superior to everyone around him, even as he debases himself ever further. So you would have to find a way pop his ego bubble for him to be able to come to terms with his reality, and people have been trying to do that since 2016 on this board.
 
READ NIGGA, I want them to leave with what little dignity they can muster before I start calling them the H-word.
Plus its funny to say you told HIM so, later on when things happen exactly as you say they will happen when he inevitably lets his pride get ahold of himself. As if there is much pride in being an remorseless chomo, but hey
they were already digging in the dumpster I guess?

The only dignity Thomas deserves is a bullet to the chest and two to the brain.
 
Might as well give it a go, while they are here and being an pain. They might even get a hint, and realize they never had to bring this gay shit upon themself in the first place and that posting here only exacerbates the issues.

Besides, they got a nice check in the mail coming, they might as well make their final painful days on earth something enjoyable and fun. Why waste your time on an internet gossip forum arguing over whether or not a hole on the ground is a volcano or an anthill.

Perhaps if I give an ounce of respect, Tommy might politely fuck off and never post again.

Perhaps they might ride into the sunset where the last we hear about them is they got a Brand New Tesla, got like two lesbian crones, and died ODing on LSD while getting scissored.

Or Tommy can die disgraced in a gutter being known for being an unrepentant child molester, zoophile, and having squandered his minor fortune on trying to be annoying to a bunch of autists online, and setting up a commune all by himself to spite said autists despite having very little ability to lead jackshit.

Take the smart option, Tommy, be the lesbian I can scrounge respect for, and not the Molester I despise.
please feel free to continue to believe things that are completely untrue about me if it makes you feel better about the crap life you live. You are an insignificant aspect of my life now and you'll recede in the distance as time goes on.
 
READ NIGGA, I want them to leave with what little dignity they can muster before I start calling them the H-word.
Plus its funny to say you told HIM so, later on when things happen exactly as you say they will happen when he inevitably lets his pride get ahold of himself. As if there is much pride in being an remorseless chomo, but hey
they were already digging in the dumpster I guess?
So, there's another forum you've probably heard mentioned called AMB. Tom's been on there for a little over a decade. There's several members there who don't misgender him, give him a modicum of respect and decent advice without fucking with him or being malicious. Tom still threatens and insults them regularly if anything they say or suggest counters his previously entrenched beliefs. He has doxed some of them, and harassed all of them.

I respect the effort, and I'm not going to neg on it. The other members here are just warning you that unless you're prepared to brown-nose everything he says from the whole gender thing to "Oh, it's okay you listed a baby on Craigslist as a sex object. Her mom deserved it because she was mean to you." you're just going to end up in the same boat. And lets say hypothetically, that you do manage to get his respect to the point he listens to you? Well, at some point he'll get nice and chummy, find out whatever scraps of personal info he can about you, and probably dox you. Either intentionally when he disagrees, or by accident to "prove" himself here and on said other forum.

It's a literal zero-sum game. EDIT: See Tom's post above for an example.
The only dignity Thomas deserves is a bullet to the chest and two to the brain.
How dare you suggest something like that.

Ammo is expensive these days.
Three words: Steel Core Rope.
 
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You are an insignificant aspect of my life now and you'll recede in the distance as time goes on.
What life do you have? Getting high on what you hope is marijuana? Jacking it to underage girls on Instagram? Wallowing in your own filth?

Kiwi Farms and AMB are the closest thing you have to a life, Thomas. We're not receding into the distance any time soon.
 
nobody but idiots like you have suffered from my actions, not the minor or the dog. neither was molested. that is just how your mentally ill self interprets it to bolster your own shitty self esteem. to claim that i am any sort of threat today to children or animals based on this is criminal and the only reason it goes on today is that local police are powerless to stop it and it's beneath federal thresholds for taking action.

Translation: "I'm not a child rapist or dog molestor, because I got away with it."
 
please feel free to continue to believe things that are completely untrue about me if it makes you feel better about the crap life you live. You are an insignificant aspect of my life now and you'll recede in the distance as time goes on.
See, here’s someone who tries to treat you with some respect and that’s how you react. No wonder you have no friends and no one believes a word you say and secretly you know what a failure you are.
 
please feel free to continue to believe things that are completely untrue about me if it makes you feel better about the crap life you live. You are an insignificant aspect of my life now and you'll recede in the distance as time goes on.
Here the problem with that statement:

You are in your sixties. If you were in good health, you might have another 20 years. But because you smoke weed like a steam engine, have real bad smokers cough, clubbed nails, and a mental disorder that makes you dislike medical professionals, there is a strong chance you are barely going to make it to the average lifespan of 72.

You seem to harbor all of these negative social interactions, and that is not going have a positive impact on your health.

Hate to say it, but you are running out of time. Why don't you go and enjoy life instead of obsessing over us and AMB? Those periods of radio silence in October were pretty calming, weren't they?
 
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Here the problem with that statement:

You are in your sixties. If you were in good health, you might have another 20 years. But because you smoke weed like a steam engine, have real bad smokers cough, clubbed nails, and a mental disorder that makes you dislike medical professionals, there is a strong chance you are barely going to make it to the median age of 72.

You seem to harbor all of these negative social interactions, and that is not going have a positive impact on your health.

Hate to say it, but you are running out of time. Why don't you go and enjoy life instead of obsessing over us and AMB? Those periods of radio silence in October were pretty calming, weren't they?
whatever you would like to believe that makes you feel superior to me is just fine by me, fool. please continue to sperg at me forever, moron.
 
whatever you would like to believe that makes you feel superior to me is just fine by me, fool. please continue to sperg at me forever, moron.
Hey Tommie, January 1st has passed. Did you get any of this done?
Be advised that by January 1, 2022 , I, Tommie Jayne Wasserberg DBA Real Things Artisans Cooperative, LLP , will be represented by Diamondback Legal in Phoenix .

When the Chairman of the Bored at www.anothermessageboard.com was presented with the fait accompli of accept my offer on a handshake agreement or deal with my attorney in three days , he folded. I will make you a similar offer, but you're not getting off so cheap as they did because your site is causing greater harm to a lot more people and you're going to make some big changes across the board or you will get hit with a mass tort mounted by me and a person from a family of far greater influence and wealth than my own you really don't want to try to beat in a courtroom.

You're going to grant me full control of my subforum or shut it all down, including the general discussion and you're going to pay me a hundred dollars a month for the privilege of abusing my name and image on your site with no restrictions or we will take this whole site away from you easily, because you won't be able to pay the judgement our high quality attorneys are going to shred out of your hacks.
 
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