ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

[MediocreMilt]

Null is likely to be eating at Club Fed for at least the next ten years after the Elaine's lawyer's get through with him. I really don't expect to have to sue him myself.

You can't go to prison for losing a civil suit, dummy.

 

[Space Cooter]

I imagine the only thing keeping Tom From his annual holiday in the loony bin is this new covid nonsense.

Keep it up tho Mr Wasserberg and you'll be getting force fed the meds you should be taking again.

 

[AnOminous]

What exactly is AMB like? Is it another site like this one that functions as a gossip board, or is it just some other random website that Tom kind of shit up? I literally never heard of it before I began browsing this subforum.

I think it started as a scambaiter site. Those are the people who fuck with and troll Nigerian 419 scammers. But it developed from there.

 

[Lathe]

Thanks for letting us know who’s representing you Tom. We'll make sure to forward them the Sabrina and Lady stories. We all know how proud you are of them.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

What exactly is AMB like? Is it another site like this one that functions as a gossip board, or is it just some other random website that Tom kind of shit up? I literally never heard of it before I began browsing this subforum.

I think it started as a scambaiter site. Those are the people who fuck with and troll Nigerian 419 scammers. But it developed from there.

Pretty much, from what I gather. Got set up in around 2008-2009 as a place for 419 trolls and various other forumites to get together after their primary board (theRanter) got shut down. Right now it consists of a tightknit group of around 7-10ish active users who mostly just rib on each other and mock Tom in his quarantined zones. I'd say about half of them are there to fuck with Tom, the rest are just continuing their forum friendships from back in the day. A few are refugees from here (Sneasel, Jimmy McGill, etc).

That's about it really. Most of the forums are hidden I assume to prevent Tom, weens, orbiters, and the like from shitting up the place too much.

 

[repentance]

That's about it really. Most of the forums are hidden I assume to prevent Tom, weens, orbiters, and the like from shitting up the place too much.

Most of the hidden forums are archived forums. They can only be seen by members with a premium subscription. There are quite a lot of them.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Most of the hidden forums are archived forums. They can only be seen by members with a premium subscription. There are quite a lot of them.

Makes sense, Just outdated sections or areas that have long since outran their usefulness. @repentance for those wondering is as far as I know one of the more experienced, err, "Tooterologists" that uses both forums openly.

 

[repentance]

Just outdated sections or areas that have long since outran their usefulness.

A bit of both.

 

[Soulless Manniquin Esq.]

Your grandparents and parents are more the ones that raised somebody as ignorant, narcissist, butthurt, retarded and living in his illusion, you pedo dogfucker.

Wellp, can't say I didnt try even a little.
I can live guilt-free,
But boy was it fun to mentally think through the gymnastics. All you guys who rated me optimistic can tell me I told you so lmao (not that I thought I would get far to begin with).

 

[blablabla]

Null is likely to be eating at Club Fed for at least the next ten years after the Elaine's lawyer's get through with him. I really don't expect to have to sue him myself.

Lol fag

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Null is likely to be eating at Club Fed for at least the next ten years after the Elaine's lawyer's get through with him. I really don't expect to have to sue him myself.

The fact you fell for this is both hilarious and sad at the same time.

 

[RedRocket69]

Null is likely to be eating at Club Fed for at least the next ten years after the Elaine's lawyer's get through with him. I really don't expect to have to sue him myself.

You mean a lawyer told you that it's a waste of time because you don't have a valid case.

I think it started as a scambaiter site. Those are the people who fuck with and troll Nigerian 419 scammers. But it developed from there.

Oh shit they're the 419 Eaters? Fucking based. Absolutely legendary boomer bros. They were one of the first troll groups I followed. Gained a real appreciation for prank calls and counter scamming from them

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Null is likely to be eating at Club Fed for at least the next ten years after the Elaine's lawyer's get through with him. I really don't expect to have to sue him myself.

Your narcissism really is out of control, isn’t it? Making fun of you is not a crime that results in prison time. The judge would probably call Null “based” and sentence you to death.

i feel sorry for your grandparents , because your parents must be real scum to have raised somebody like you. live in your illusions of my past all you like, fool.

And how would your grandparents feel to see their grandson having wasted his life on self-indulgence and lechery, spending his few remaining years in a Section 8 hovel, pretending to be a woman and coming up with grandiose lies to explain his failure as a human being?

Oh shit they're the 419 Eaters? Fucking based. Absolutely legendary boomer bros. They were one of the first troll groups I followed. Gained a real appreciation for prank calls and counter scamming from them

And now we know why Tom calls people “mugu.”

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

And now we know why Tom calls people “mugu.”

That makes me laugh, as they still call him that. For some reason my brain made the connection to muumuu, and I now can't stop thinking of Tom as the mugu in a muumuu.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

your parents must be real scum to have raised somebody like you.

I'm pretty sure the kid and the dog you molested is saying the exact same thing about you. Go Take your meds tooter.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

i feel sorry for your grandparents , because your parents must be real scum to have raised somebody like you. live in your illusions of my past all you like, fool.

That's rich coming from something like you. Your parents seemed to be really nice people who loved their family and community, yet you still turned out like this. You're a prime example as to why the Nature vs. Nurture debate is an ongoing thing.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You deserve your thread, and I resent the fact you think you are justified in protesting it's existence or trying to regulate it yourself so you can clean up your image. You are far better off getting off the internet entirely and bumming it with local hobo gangs, AND THATS IT. If someone shanks you for your past that you personally provided to others, I feel no sympathy.

The bizarre thing is I don't even think Tom is trying to clean up his image; after all, it's not like he ever plans on functioning in society, so why would he care?

I assume his overriding motive is getting people to pay attention to him, he'll take negative attention over none at all. That's why he'll keep coming back even to places where people consistently verbally abuse him.
However what he really wants is for people to endlessly praise him on demand for everything he does without needing to work at it, so instead he makes up stories, espouses identity politics, and when that fails he tries to coerce people through force. He's driven insane by the idea of people talking about him but not how he wants them to.

In that respect he's very much your garden variety "transexual", or in other words a useless narcissistic man who fantasizes about getting rewarded just for existing, like he sees vapid self obsessed thots do. Hell, he even lusts after a forum moderator position. Can't get much more classically tranny than that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The bizarre thing is I don't even think Tom is trying to clean up his image; after all, it's not like he ever plans on functioning in society, so why would he care?

I assume his overriding motive is getting people to pay attention to him, he'll take negative attention over none at all. That's why he'll keep coming back even to places where people consistently verbally abuse him.
However what he really wants is for people to endlessly praise him on demand for everything he does without needing to work at it, so instead he makes up stories, espouses identity politics, and when that fails he tries to coerce people through force. He's driven insane by the idea of people talking about him but not how he wants them to.

In that respect he's very much your garden variety "transexual", or in other words a useless narcissistic man who fantasizes about getting rewarded just for existing, like he sees vapid self obsessed thots do. Hell, he even lusts after a forum moderator position. Can't get much more classically tranny than that.

I think he’s reluctant to eschew the things that make people hate him because that would mean admitting that his self-image is wrong. That’s why he keeps trying to convince us that molesting a drugged underage runaway is actually fine rather than deny the whole thing.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I think he’s reluctant to eschew the things that make people hate him because that would mean admitting that his self-image is wrong. That’s why he keeps trying to convince us that molesting a drugged underage runaway is actually fine rather than deny the whole thing.

I think it's even more simple than that, personally. His self-image is one of borrowed antiauthority. He thinks the things "powers that be" believe are wrong are actually right and good, and by doing them he's fighting the system. If you think molesting a kid is wrong, it's because you're a slave. If you think working is a necessary action to better ourselves, it's because you're imperialized. Unless you actively become a living antithesis to common sense, you're just not woke enough to survive the earth changes or the space jews.

People offering any sort of criticism simply reinforces that belief, and because he still has a handful of braincells sparking about in that noggin he knows at least somewhat that it's not working for him. That's where the dissonance and self victimization comes in, the narcissism won't allow him to fully realize why it's not working so instead he assumes it's everyone else's fault.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

That's rich coming from something like you. Your parents seemed to be really nice people who loved their family and community, yet you still turned out like this. You're a prime example as to why the Nature vs. Nurture debate is an ongoing thing.

My family and i were victimized by medical malpractice and cultural norms. My father and I came to an understanding that none of us were to blame for the events of my childhood well before he died. What's you're excuse for being such a mean, stupid, gullible sociopathic sycophant, son?

I think it's even more simple than that, personally. His self-image is one of borrowed antiauthority. He thinks the things "powers that be" believe are wrong are actually right and good, and by doing them he's fighting the system. If you think molesting a kid is wrong, it's because you're a slave. If you think working is a necessary action to better ourselves, it's because you're imperialized. Unless you actively become a living antithesis to common sense, you're just not woke enough to survive the earth changes or the space jews.

People offering any sort of criticism simply reinforces that belief, and because he still has a handful of braincells sparking about in that noggin he knows at least somewhat that it's not working for him. That's where the dissonance and self victimization comes in, the narcissism won't allow him to fully realize why it's not working so instead he assumes it's everyone else's fault.

keep pounding that keyboard with this nonsense, you silly sociopathic sycophant. .

I think he’s reluctant to eschew the things that make people hate him because that would mean admitting that his self-image is wrong. That’s why he keeps trying to convince us that molesting a drugged underage runaway is actually fine rather than deny the whole thing.

You insist on declaring things that are not true to be true. You are the one who is in denial of your sycophantic sociopathy here, Torquemada turkey.