ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Translation: you couldn't get a lawyer to listen to you and you have now ran out of money to offer the remotely interested ones. Instead you focused on buying a clapped-out PT Crusier. and another ton of gravel.

wrong, as usual. i have an attorney i just haven't retained yet because the moment of need hasn't arrived and i hardly dented my investment account doing all that.

You literally admitted to being a dog fucker and child molester on camera Thomas. You also called the cops on yourself *on camera* Thomas. Denying it now just makes you look like a lying faggot who fucks dogs and molests children

Believing what you believe to be true makes you look like an insane infantile imbecile. What's your diagnosis, fool? What kind of meds do you take?

Me and my crew use white cumdumpsters as you as our sex slaves. Yo' better know yo' place, son....

oh look! a new insane fetishistic cartoon character playing internet tough guy with me! oooh help me, mister wizard, help!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Believing what you believe to be true makes you look like an insane infantile imbecile.

Who's more a dummy; the guy who denies he said something on camera multiple times or the person pointing out he's said something multiple times on camera?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Believing what you believe to be true makes you look like an insane infantile imbecile. What's your diagnosis, fool? What kind of meds do you take?

Believing what I see you do on camera on your own channel makes me an imbecile. But you believing everything you are ever told with no evidence makes you smart.

Don't project your insecurities so obviously Thomas. I am just going to keep ridiculing you for being a dog fucking, child molesting, pants shitting, retard who should kill himself

 

[Tragi-Chan]

wrong, as usual. i have an attorney i just haven't retained yet because the moment of need hasn't arrived and i hardly dented my investment account doing all that.

So this is confirmation that all those times you said you were going to sue us, you were full of shit.

Believing what you believe to be true makes you look like an insane infantile imbecile. What's your diagnosis, fool? What kind of meds do you take?

How are the Space Jews, my schizophrenic friend?

oh look! a new insane fetishistic cartoon character playing internet tough guy with me! oooh help me, mister wizard, help!

Why don’t you tell us again about what you’d do to us if you tracked us down?

What an old fool you are.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

How are the Space Jews, my schizophrenic friend?

Bahahaha I forgot about the space jews

Who's more a dummy; the guy who denies he said something on camera multiple times or the person pointing out he's said something multiple times on camera?

I think the guy who calls the cops to ask if he can still get in trouble for molesting that child is the bigger dummy but I don't know thats just my guess

 

[Begemot]

wrong, as usual. i have an attorney i just haven't retained yet because the moment of need hasn't arrived and i hardly dented my investment account doing all that.

Believing what you believe to be true makes you look like an insane infantile imbecile. What's your diagnosis, fool? What kind of meds do you take?

oh look! a new insane fetishistic cartoon character playing internet tough guy with me! oooh help me, mister wizard, help!

I'm not new, Thomas. My associates and I have been involved with you for quite some time. You just haven't noticed. We hide in the shadows, fighting for BIPOC righteousness against white colonizers like you. We fight with our fists and we fight with our dicks. I think your upcoming sublimation will involve a bit of both.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

wrong, as usual. i have an attorney i just haven't retained yet because the moment of need hasn't arrived and i hardly dented my investment account doing all that.

Unless you're currently paying them whether as of right now or on retainer then you don't have an attorney. Plus we've seen how your last one treated you.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Plus we've seen how your last one treated you.

Other way around; Tom wanted the guy to be his private on call 24/7 attorney for 15k annually regardless of his status as a partner in an existing immigration lawfirm.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Other way around; Tom wanted the guy to be his private on call 24/7 attorney for 15k annually regardless of his status as a partner in an existing immigration lawfirm.

Was Thomas trying to get India citizenship so he can get his fake rocks straight from the source and be culturally accepted for shitting on the floor? Thomas, they don't shit on floors there like you do, they find a designated street and do it there.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Who's more a dummy; the guy who denies he said something on camera multiple times or the person pointing out he's said something multiple times on camera?

the one who thinks they heard that wasn't what i said on camera multiple times and all the idiots who believe your absurd interpretations are the most stupid losers i've ever had the misfortune of encountering, turkey.

I'm not new, Thomas. My associates and I have been involved with you for quite some time. You just haven't noticed. We hide in the shadows, fighting for BIPOC righteousness against white colonizers like you. We fight with our fists and we fight with our dicks. I think your upcoming sublimation will involve a bit of both.

that's some real severe psychosexual disorder you have. you're a pathetically deluded video game junkie and fucktard playing internet tough guy. does your mother know what you're doing, child?

keep hammering those keyboards, you pathetic, attention starved, broken brained losers.

 

[Begemot]

the one who thinks they heard that wasn't what i said on camera multiple times and all the idiots who believe your absurd interpretations are the most stupid losers i've ever had the misfortune of encountering, turkey.

that's some real severe psychosexual disorder you have. you're a pathetically deluded video game junkie and fucktard playing internet tough guy. does your mother know what you're doing, child?

keep hammering those keyboards, you pathetic, attention starved, broken brained losers.

Why do you assume I play video games, whiteboi? It seems to be a strange continual refrain you use. You need to bow down to my 20-inch Black dick with tears in yo' eyes.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

the one who thinks they heard that wasn't what i said on camera multiple times and all the idiots who believe your absurd interpretations are the most stupid losers i've ever had the misfortune of encountering, turkey.

Ok so you then

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

the one who thinks they heard that wasn't what i said on camera multiple times and all the idiots who believe your absurd interpretations are the most stupid losers i've ever had the misfortune of encountering, turkey.

Thomas, even random Twitter accounts from Tucson know you rape little girls and fuck dogs.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

That's some real severe psychosexual disorder you have. you're a pathetically deluded video game junkie and fucktard playing internet tough guy. does your mother know what you're doing, child?

Pretty ironic considering the fact that you're a pensioner who spends his dwindling years answering back to "internet tough guys."

And don't try playing smart, Thomas. If you're mother had any idea what you were doing she'd look to burn her family tree.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pretty ironic considering the fact that you're a pensioner who spends his dwindling years answering back to "internet tough guys."

And don't try playing smart, Thomas. If you're mother had any idea what you were doing she'd look to burn her family tree.

Sadly she passed away being ashamed of her useless son, but at least her other children were successful in life.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Sadly she passed away being ashamed of her useless son, but at least her other children were successful in life.

If only she had known beforehand, she could have aborted Tommy before he gave them a bad name and wasted their money on rocks

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

He thinks alliteration is an achievement. Wotta poor attentionsloot.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Honestly, this is something I wonder. Because he keeps making legal threats on something like a weekly basis. Yet when you point out that his threats are as empty as his life as the greedy, lecherous, perverted, rotten thing he calls a soul, he pretends not to have read your post. He doesn’t even try to justify his empty threats. I do wonder if he genuinely can’t remember the threats he’s made.

That's better.

Also, Tom is so fucking stupid, he completely abrogated his claim of harm by saying it is a low priority. Anything causing true, active harm would not be considered a "low priority". As such, he has literally defeated his own legal theory. He now has no hope of winning, ever. Retard.

 

[AnOminous]

You literally admitted to being a dog fucker and child molester on camera Thomas. You also called the cops on yourself *on camera* Thomas. Denying it now just makes you look like a lying faggot who fucks dogs and molests children

And like everyone else, the cops bluntly told him he'd committed a crime he could be arrested for.

 

[MediocreMilt]

the one who thinks they heard that wasn't what i said on camera multiple times and all the idiots who believe your absurd interpretations are the most stupid losers i've ever had the misfortune of encountering, turkey.

Hi, Tommie, I have two questions for you, should be easy, multi-choice and whatnot:

1) How old was Sabrina?
a) 15
b) 16
c) over 18

2) What stopped you from having sex with her?
a) the reasonable understanding as a grown man that attempting sexual relations with an underaged runaway is criminally inappropriate
b) (an)other adult(s) stepped in and made you stop

Spoiler: Answer Key

1) a
2) b