Auditory Autism

MasterDisaster

Probably wearing pants.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 6, 2015
So I set this thread up at the behest of a few friends around here to show off some crazy shit I like to do. Every find a post/thread/fanfic with some seriously fucked up shit you'd just love to hear some dapper fellow say out loud? Well I'm here to make that become a reality at the low cost of absolutely nothing! So this goes out to all my fellow kiwis; feel free to make suggestions as long as you consider them lulz worthy; I'm not much for going through someones rambling manifesto against blacks or extremely detailed and graphic adult fanfic (well, maybe, you sick fucks). I'll do my best to impress and will even take something off the top of your head as long as I think it'll be funny; all I ask is for the persons handle or alt so I can give credit, naturally. Also include the type of voice you'd like me to do; I don't do many impressions, however, so do try to refrain from asking me to talk like celebrities and such.

I'll get things started with a small reading of Shakespearehemmingways Garfield series.
Generally I tend to talk slower and more concise but the original recording was made for vocaroo, so I had a fifty mb limit for a file; I'm popping em on youtube now so they'll be loads fucking better.
 
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