Aug 27, 2013 FB Update

[CWCissey]

The world must seem so big to Chris.

Seriously, how one can reduce their existence to clopping, TV, vidya, , q-sands, holey buttocks, piss-stained newspapers and bitching about not having a girlfriend? And ignore completely the world outside their immediate surroundings (14BC, malls and fast food bars)? Maybe Aristotle was wrong...

Do you mean Plato?

 

[pickles]

The Illuminazis injected him with da tism.

jcrowley?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The world must seem so big to Chris.

On the contrary. Everything that doesn't immediately serve Chris is worthless, and everything he doesn't immediately understand is not worth understanding.

 

[Pikonic]

The only parties he cares about is the ones where he's the center of attention getting all the gifts while binging on pizza and cake.

Don't forget Good Burger and potential heart sweets

 

[Christ-Chan]

On the contrary. Everything that doesn't immediately serve Chris is worthless, and everything he doesn't immediately understand is not worth understanding.

When you're already the most important and amazing thing in existence, everything else's just kinda... Why bother, it's all downhill from there.

 

[Varis]

The Illuminazis injected him with da tism.

jcrowley?

Naw, just a regular moron on the internet.