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Honestly what difference will it make in the long run? There is no punishment or endgame that can naturally snap him out of this state he’s in and the looks of things he isn’t ever getting any better at this point, I don’t even know how long he can serve at this point? Since old Sperg isn’t here can anyone tell me what the legalities are in how long he can be imprisoned for a crime like this? Is the maximum a decade?
 
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Cateloaf said:
Teflon tard will walk free. He has Heilberg out of all people to defend him. *sigh*
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The "Chris is charged with a crime, walks with a slap on the wrist" days ended with his August 2021 arrest. He spent over a year in jail, something that has definitely never happened before, and even if he "walks free", he'll never go back to 14BLC as long as Barb's still alive, he'll be blacklisted from major cons permanently, and his tard wranglers will probably keep him on a short leash.

He's already lost.
 
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He's already spent more than a year in jail (in protective custody no less, which is basically solitary confinement) and lost all contact and any kind of relationship with the only person in his immediate family left...that's a lot more than a slap on the wrist.

You can just tell from those recent photos he is permanently changed. Just looks broken.
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
The "Chris is charged with a crime, walks with a slap on the wrist" days ended with his August 2021 arrest. He spent over a year in jail, something that has definitely never happened before, and even if he "walks free", he'll never go back to 14BLC as long as Barb's still alive, he'll be blacklisted from major cons permanently, and his tard wranglers will probably keep him on a short leash.

He's already lost.
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I could see some stupid ween trying to track him down and make his wranglers go nuts from all the harassment they'd ensure. That would be funny in a gruesomely dark way.

Still, if he does stay off the internet and does not appear after a few months (of course, only in the case he does not get away with this).... we should be calling this subforum a wrap, folks. It was fun observing from a distance while it lasted.
Even any Barb discussions post-verdict might absolutely not be worth it.
Either way, this is officially The End of Christory.
 
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Whitney Houston On Crack said:
Not even a nuclear blast can stop him.

This is far from over.
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I take it that it's a strong possibility that if Fallout becomes real, he can be one of my random encounters? He'll probably end up a Glowing One.
Bubble Ba'ath said:
The most fitting book-end plot twist would be if the hearing starts tomorrow and the Bailiff announces:

"All rise for the Honorable Judge Mary Lee Walsh."
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Didn't she retire a while back? Let's be honest I would pay to see that, and the absolute disbelief that would ensue.
Blasterman said:
Weird how a rag-tag bunch of trolls has become one of the last bastions of sanity in the otherwise dead sea of lunacy that is the modern day Internet.
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Lol, sounds like we're in a Rebels vs. Empire situation, except the Empire is gayer than ten thousand bags of dicks.

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Duke Nukem said:
I take it that it's a strong possibility that if Fallout becomes real, he can be one of my random encounters? He'll probably end up a Glowing One.

Didn't she retire a while back? Let's be honest I would pay to see that, and the absolute disbelief that would ensue.

Lol, sounds like we're in a Rebels vs. Empire situation, except the Empire is gayer than ten thousand bags of dicks.

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Chris could mutate into a retarded version of the Master, with his surroundings infested by a colony of molerats that he calls his "Sonichus".
 
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xxx_InuYasha_Fan_xxx said:
I agree with those of you saying he will likely walk free or just formally be sent to a group home (instead of the quasi-official placement we see now). There's no way he's getting any genuine time for what he did, if there was a chance of that he wouldn't be walking around at Walmart these days. It'll be a slap on the wrist or nothing at all.
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> Spends 1 and a half years in jail, without a computer or any of his toys, and with very little human interaction
> Will now be sent to a group home and will be either institutionalized for life or become homeless

"There's no way he's getting any genuine time"
"It'll be a slap on the wrist or nothing at all"

I think this is an adequate punishment. Additionally, it is the correct sticks and carrots to rehabilitation, which is institutionalization, something that should've happened when Chris turned 18.

Wow it is a controversial opinion in that Chris shouldn't get the electric chair or spend the rest of his life rotting in a cell. He isn't being let free to rape Barb again, institutionalization is not as pleasant as you think it is, especially for somebody like Chris, and homelessness is very unpleasant and there is a great chance Chris will die. The downside is that it will substantially decrease the amount of lols that he will generate, but Chris has been a spent cow for years at this point.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
I mean if he actually raped his mother, he should be doing 10+ years in prison, but if Barb isn't gonna cooperate with law enforcement and the most they can prove is incest this is about as good an outcome as it gets.
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It will only be good if Isabella gets in 10x as much trouble as Chris. She had planned the whole thing and spent months grooming a man that was convinced by trolls that his fictional town was being invaded by nazis and if he didn't follow his troll's orders that they would destroy his only escape from reality to do what he did and kill himself after. 2009 Chris and 2021 Chris were in a completely different state of manipulability and while it was predicted that Chris would have done this for over a decade I can't see a timeline Chris would have done this if the mushroom queen didn't go full Wormtoung whispering the plan into Chris's head for so long.
 
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