Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I don't know how many of you all were here for Chrischan's jail saga but once a lolcow is incarcerated for any more than a weekend or so, the thread will start eating itself. You can expect the following conversations to recur on an endless loop until Austin gets out and wins a Civic

Prison fanfiction
Get ready for people who've never spent a day around the criminal justice system giving you their measured assessment of what Austin's jail stay must be like. You can expect a healthy dose of Mutt's law, of course, but also expect people to regurgitate plot points from the early aught's tv show Oz as if it's a documentary.

Is Austin getting stabbed by the head shot caller of MS13, even while 6-8 feral niggers sodomise him? Why not! The only limit is your imagination and refractory period!

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Similar to above, get ready for misinformation aplenty, as well as people asking the same legal questions over and over again. Can Austin go home if he has an active DV charge? Why doesn't chrischan simply plead insanity? What's the difference between jail and prison anyway? Have these questions been answered thousands of times already? Probably, but might as well ask them again.

Questions about the lolcow already anwered in the OP
Did Austin really fuck a dude? What's the origin of the phrase "I lost it all?" What are the odds of blackjack? The answers to these questions are irrelevant. You're Guy Pierce in Memento and your beautiful smoothbrained mind will not be sullied by the Joe Pantolianos of this world who insist that your questions have been answered many times over and you were a retard for even asking.

It's gonna be slim pickings from here on out, gang. It's probably worth abandoning this thread until you see an announcement that Austin is out and fucking the dogshit out of all of our mums
 
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LoTex said:
I am talking about an specific clip being mentioned above by another poster. Seethe more faggot
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It's hard to call that a "specific clip" because in reality that meme was happening every fucking stream. It was more difficult to find a stream without Austin saying he was going to fuck a dude.
Writing about Austin's streaming in the past tense made me feel some type of way (:_(

But other than that there are numerous ways you could find clips of him saying he's going to fuck a dude if you'd like to be less of a retard:
Searching the thread for "fuck a dude" would have yielded results
Refining that search by adding "by member:" and choosing a clipper such as @Kees H would yield better results

It seems like that'd be a better use of your time rather than making a post asking some FUCKING RATS to help. If somebody would just help this faggot for once, but not one of these fucking rats can lift a finger and juice our boy some clips. No one gives a fuck about him. IT'S SO WRONG SO FUCKING WRONG. IT'S FUCKING RIGGED. JUST GIVE HIM SOME CLIPS DUDE HE DESERVES IT.
 
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LoTex said:
I am talking about an specific clip being mentioned above by another poster. Seethe more faggot
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Yeah, what was described matched with around 40 clips I have tagged as coinflip, it's how every game of coinflip ends. Really don't know what you want us to do, magically guess which one of the 100+ occurrences on stream you mean. Just one of the 40, one of my favorites.


 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
I don't know how many of you all were here for Chrischan's jail saga but once a lolcow is incarcerated for any more than a weekend or so, the thread will start eating itself. You can expect the following conversations to recur on an endless loop until Austin gets out and wins a Civic

Prison fanfiction
Get ready for people who've never spent a day around the criminal justice system giving you their measured assessment of what Austin's jail stay must be like. You can expect a healthy dose of Mutt's law, of course, but also expect people to regurgitate plot points from the early aught's tv show Oz as if it's a documentary.

Is Austin getting stabbed by the head shot caller of MS13, even while 6-8 feral niggers sodomise him? Why not! The only limit is your imagination and refractory period!

Phoenix Wright roleplay
Similar to above, get ready for misinformation aplenty, as well as people asking the same legal questions over and over again. Can Austin go home if he has an active DV charge? Why doesn't chrischan simply plead insanity? What's the difference between jail and prison anyway? Have these questions been answered thousands of times already? Probably, but might as well ask them again.

Questions about the lolcow already anwered in the OP
Did Austin really fuck a dude? What's the origin of the phrase "I lost it all?" What are the odds of blackjack? The answers to these questions are irrelevant. You're Guy Pierce in Memento and your beautiful smoothbrained mind will not be sullied by the Joe Pantolianos of this world who insist that your questions have been answered many times over and you were a retard for even asking.

It's gonna be slim pickings from here on out, gang. It's probably worth abandoning this thread until you see an announcement that Austin is out and fucking the dogshit out of all of our mums
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My kino fanfiction, Austin builds a tunnel in his cell and escapes ala Shawshank Redemption. Turns out he was the true rat all along!
 
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Claude Sigma said:
The /gif/ board on 4chan has a gambling thread which is mostly clips of Bossman and they had one of my favorites.
Might as well share with everyone and remind ourselves of the good old days.
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Look at him go with the chair!
weeeeeeee
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Bringing me back a lot of nostalgia back when 4chan is not infested with retards that drools over anime titties since 2008 or no-brainer retards sperging over anything that triggers them. Good old golden era of the late 2000s.
Bringing the Bossman clips bring me lots of nostalgia for the same reason above.
Let’s be optimistic for the upcoming trial footage and prison letters from Austin. :optimistic:
Attractive Sexhaver said:
I don't know how many of you all were here for Chrischan's jail saga but once a lolcow is incarcerated for any more than a weekend or so, the thread will start eating itself. You can expect the following conversations to recur on an endless loop until Austin gets out and wins a Civic

Prison fanfiction
Get ready for people who've never spent a day around the criminal justice system giving you their measured assessment of what Austin's jail stay must be like. You can expect a healthy dose of Mutt's law, of course, but also expect people to regurgitate plot points from the early aught's tv show Oz as if it's a documentary.
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Who might know? Austin is currently incarcerated, and there are no security CCTV of Austin’s daily routine other than theorizing that the rat is currently coping and seething extremely hard because of no daily gamba seshes in prison. Unlike extremely lenient cells in certain European countries, all he get was the similar prison life like convicted felons: sleep either shared a bunk bed with an another inmate or his personal cell’s bed, take a shit, eat prison food that tastes like mud, and lay down and try to sleep to cope with no gamba. RATS! Unfair that the prison rats has more privilege to PCs more than the Bossman.
Only way for him to communicate with his rat parents and Cuckdrew were through letters; or to randoms or juicers. No phone and prison gamba privileges bro.
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Is Austin getting stabbed by the head shot caller of MS13, even while 6-8 feral niggers sodomise him? Why not! The only limit is your imagination and refractory period!
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Life in the same prison as Chris is going to be sad dude, fuck my life bro. I ain’t wanna fuck with those bitch ass rats that would fuck me in the ass like Bubba man. But if I really assume Chris’ jail life right, Austin would share the same life like Chris does; including weight loss; except Chris is still into his schizoid autismo Dimensional Merge, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu delusions for as much as he spread the Sonichu and Magi-chan demons’ curses to hostages.
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Similar to above, get ready for misinformation aplenty, as well as people asking the same legal questions over and over again. Can Austin go home if he has an active DV charge? Why doesn't chrischan simply plead insanity? What's the difference between jail and prison anyway? Have these questions been answered thousands of times already? Probably, but might as well ask them again.
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Jail and prison are similar terms, my dude. Since US law enforcement and justice system is incompetent, I assume they would see him as competent to trial because of withdrawal from gamba and secretly seething from that; Chris does not plead insanity because he is a tranny, and all trannies are seen as Martyrs and Messiah figures, so he would be more lenient and let loose even more. Even so, Austin would be sentenced lightly instead of more than 10 years or so. And he would get back to gamba and crackarooski after serving that sentence since he cannot live without gamba seshes.
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Questions about the lolcow already anwered in the OP
Did Austin really fuck a dude? What's the origin of the phrase "I lost it all?" What are the odds of blackjack? The answers to these questions are irrelevant. You're Guy Pierce in Memento and your beautiful smoothbrained mind will not be sullied by the Joe Pantolianos of this world who insist that your questions have been answered many times over and you were a retard for even asking.
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Search for Kees H’s messages with “fuck a dude” in the same thread would yield your desired results, bro. He would say this whilst fucking the dogshit out of our elderly mommas in front of our rat eyes.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
I've just noticed a problem with everyone's glee about Bossman ending up in Jail.
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The drug charge is sitting with the General District Court and has not yet had its first hearing. My understanding the judge will handball it to the Circuit Court given it's a felony case.

He also has that 5 year suspended sentence hanging over his head. He could very easily end up rotting in prison for a very long time and we can only pray that the justice system fails as it oftentimes does by dishing out lenient sentences, pointlessly continued probations and non-existent monitoring once on the outside.
 
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>be me
>play dominos because Jamaica
>want to learn more about domino games in prison (what they play, how much money gets bet, how people cheat, can they be turned into shanks, etc)
>first and second results on Google are about inmates shoving domino fragments into their penises.

Google is fucked.
 
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gogeta77 said:
Holy fuck Bossman is an angel compared to Andrew Ditch. Both treat their parents like shit but Andy Ditch is pure evil.
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There are horrorcows far worse than them who make both Ditch and Bossman look like saints. Kristina Paige Klein and Orion Grant Passmore are some of the most horrific threads on this site that I've ever read in my entire life.
 
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Can gambling addicts get off by daydreaming about gambling?

That's :optimistic: assuming :optimistic: Austin has the mental bandwidth to turn towards an "inner world" of course.
 
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