#FreeBossman could actually be the cruelest thing that could happen... we all meme about the Mutts Law Jail Rape and Austin staking his butthole to gamba for ciggies, but him being in jail is not the cruelest fate.
We already know Austin has a $3,000 bond on his drug possession charge. If tomorrow for the domestic the judge also sets a bond for Austin, one condition of that bond will likely be a protective/restraining order for the victim of the domestic. If its RatDad, that would mean if Austin were released on bond he would not be able to return home.
So, the cruelest fate would be for the court to set a bond for the domestic, set the protective/restraining order, and one of Austin's rich pay pigs juices him the bail money. Austin might not fully understand the implications and just be in a hurry to accept the bail to be released from jail. You CAN refuse to accept bail if someone pays it for you and you dont want to leave. If the juicer didnt also provide for a place to stay the bossman would be stranded 20 miles from his "home" that he wouldnt even be allowed to go to anyway, and likely without a phone cus it wont be charged.
The juicer cuold also max out Austins commisary and other accounts, which upon release he would receive in the form of a check issued by the jail, which he likely would not be able to cash without ID. If he could get ahold of his good buddy Derrick he could maybe sign it over for some crack and a couch to crash on.
I cant wait until Monday, we could be in for a wild ride.