Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Evil Evil Eddie denied to pay Bossman's bail.

FUCK YOU EVIL EDDIE.


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#EDDIE4PRISON #FREEBOSSMANJACK #STOPTHERIGGERY

I can't stand fucking riggers, dude. Total Rigger Death. It sounds like this fucking rigger should drop a 100 pack again. (and yes I am using the hard R here, it's only appropriate)
 
It's okay bros. Austin goes to court tomorrow for a hearing. They're definitely going to be hearing about how this is unfair and he should be set free because he didn't do nothing. Because they're reasonable, they'll drop the charges and assign him no bail/RoR release on the second bullshit made up charge. He's going to be rolling out of court live streaming, on the way to Derrick's (with his mom to grab some celebration material) and most importantly, listening to "God's Plan" on the radio. He'll have a new gamba deal by 5pm and we'll have more clips from @Kees H (appreciate you big time) by sunrise Tuesday.
 
Hold on a moment. Who's juicing his commissary? I'll start the Gofundme.
We juiced him to the gills, but the problem is jails and prisons have a max you can spend. It's $65 a week (not including electronics) at CRVJ iirc. Jewy Jud and Envious Erik put him on a limit. It's so wrong, dude.

Jud Buchanan and Sheriff Erik Weaver are the two named members of CVRJ Board
 
#EDDIE4PRISON #FREEBOSSMANJACK #STOPTHERIGGERY

I can't stand fucking riggers, dude. Total Rigger Death. It sounds like this fucking rigger should drop a 100 pack again. (and yes I am using the hard R here, it's only appropriate)
Kill riggers. Behead riggers. Roundhouse kick a rigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a rigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy riggers. Defecate in a rigger food. Launch riggers into the sun. Stir fry riggers in a wok. Toss riggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a riggers gas tank. Judo throw riggers into a wood chipper. Twist riggers heads off. Karate chop riggers in half. Trap riggers in quicksand. Crush riggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy riggers in a vat of acid. Dissect riggers. Exterminate riggers in the gas chamber. Stomp riggers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate riggers in the oven. Lobotomize riggers. Mandatory abortions for riggers. Drown riggers in soylent. Vaporize riggers with a ray gun. Kick old riggers down the stairs. Feed riggers to alligators. Slice riggers with a katana.
 
#FreeBossman could actually be the cruelest thing that could happen... we all meme about the Mutts Law Jail Rape and Austin staking his butthole to gamba for ciggies, but him being in jail is not the cruelest fate.

We already know Austin has a $3,000 bond on his drug possession charge. If tomorrow for the domestic the judge also sets a bond for Austin, one condition of that bond will likely be a protective/restraining order for the victim of the domestic. If its RatDad, that would mean if Austin were released on bond he would not be able to return home.

So, the cruelest fate would be for the court to set a bond for the domestic, set the protective/restraining order, and one of Austin's rich pay pigs juices him the bail money. Austin might not fully understand the implications and just be in a hurry to accept the bail to be released from jail. You CAN refuse to accept bail if someone pays it for you and you dont want to leave. If the juicer didnt also provide for a place to stay the bossman would be stranded 20 miles from his "home" that he wouldnt even be allowed to go to anyway, and likely without a phone cus it wont be charged.

The juicer cuold also max out Austins commisary and other accounts, which upon release he would receive in the form of a check issued by the jail, which he likely would not be able to cash without ID. If he could get ahold of his good buddy Derrick he could maybe sign it over for some crack and a couch to crash on.

I cant wait until Monday, we could be in for a wild ride.
 
thinking outside the box, i like it
#FreeBossman could actually be the cruelest thing that could happen... we all meme about the Mutts Law Jail Rape and Austin staking his butthole to gamba for ciggies, but him being in jail is not the cruelest fate.

We already know Austin has a $3,000 bond on his drug possession charge. If tomorrow for the domestic the judge also sets a bond for Austin, one condition of that bond will likely be a protective/restraining order for the victim of the domestic. If its RatDad, that would mean if Austin were released on bond he would not be able to return home.

So, the cruelest fate would be for the court to set a bond for the domestic, set the protective/restraining order, and one of Austin's rich pay pigs juices him the bail money. Austin might not fully understand the implications and just be in a hurry to accept the bail to be released from jail. You CAN refuse to accept bail if someone pays it for you and you dont want to leave. If the juicer didnt also provide for a place to stay the bossman would be stranded 20 miles from his "home" that he wouldnt even be allowed to go to anyway, and likely without a phone cus it wont be charged.

The juicer cuold also max out Austins commisary and other accounts, which upon release he would receive in the form of a check issued by the jail, which he likely would not be able to cash without ID. If he could get ahold of his good buddy Derrick he could maybe sign it over for some crack and a couch to crash on.

I cant wait until Monday, we could be in for a wild ride.
 
#FreeBossman could actually be the cruelest thing that could happen... we all meme about the Mutts Law Jail Rape and Austin staking his butthole to gamba for ciggies, but him being in jail is not the cruelest fate.

We already know Austin has a $3,000 bond on his drug possession charge. If tomorrow for the domestic the judge also sets a bond for Austin, one condition of that bond will likely be a protective/restraining order for the victim of the domestic. If its RatDad, that would mean if Austin were released on bond he would not be able to return home.

So, the cruelest fate would be for the court to set a bond for the domestic, set the protective/restraining order, and one of Austin's rich pay pigs juices him the bail money. Austin might not fully understand the implications and just be in a hurry to accept the bail to be released from jail. You CAN refuse to accept bail if someone pays it for you and you dont want to leave. If the juicer didnt also provide for a place to stay the bossman would be stranded 20 miles from his "home" that he wouldnt even be allowed to go to anyway, and likely without a phone cus it wont be charged.

The juicer cuold also max out Austins commisary and other accounts, which upon release he would receive in the form of a check issued by the jail, which he likely would not be able to cash without ID. If he could get ahold of his good buddy Derrick he could maybe sign it over for some crack and a couch to crash on.

I cant wait until Monday, we could be in for a wild ride.
Bossmom will just get him a hotel room. Maybe an AirBNB so she can come cook for him.
 
A bossman commemorative coin!
Instead of heads and tails, it would have YES! and NOOOOOO!!!!!

3 hours in MS Paint

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These posts reminded me of these so I tried to recreate them:
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I’m sure KF is regularly checking his inmate status in Virginia so we will know when BMJ is free.

It will all come down to how long rat parents want him to cook his heels in jail. A few days isn’t enough, but 2-4 weeks might help. I just wonder when they will relent and bail him out. He’s got to be trying to call home x10 a day begging to be sprung but ratfamily doesn’t have to answer the phone.

If his family didn’t think he needed to be locked up he would have been out the next morning. They are letting the clock run, but for how long?
 
I’m sure KF is regularly checking his inmate status in Virginia so we will know when BMJ is free.

It will all come down to how long rat parents want him to cook his heels in jail. A few days isn’t enough, but 2-4 weeks might help. I just wonder when they will relent and bail him out. He’s got to be trying to call home x10 a day begging to be sprung but ratfamily doesn’t have to answer the phone.

If his family didn’t think he needed to be locked up he would have been out the next morning. They are letting the clock run, but for how long?
He doesn't have bail set for the domestic charge, only for the drug possession charge. They can't bail him out. It's not in his families hands right now. There's a big chance he will be ordered not to contact his family, as mandated by VA law with these kind of charges.
 
This world is just so sad nowadays. You can't even knock your own brother out cold without going to jail. Bunch of pussies.

Rat family needs to juice our boy with a BossTrailer like King Cobra's. I'd be willing to bet (on a coin flip) that Null and the farmers would fund it too. Just let my nigga be free please :(.
If only he bought himself a little crack shack with that 200k
 
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