Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Autistic Integrity]

What does it take to get an arrest report in Virginia?

 

[Elysian]

No jail will hold Bossman, these rat cops have no clue what they're dealing with. He'll break right through his cell. It'll be like Shawshank but instead of planning things out and being sneaky, Bossman will just go to town punching the concrete until he makes an escape hole

Bossman: “Excuse me, Jailer? Can I have a Body Armor please?”

 

[DrGlitters]

What does it take to get an arrest report in Virginia?

It's already been requested, but you can do it here

FOIA Request

Requests for police reports, incident, accident, crash reports, calls for service, etc. Contact 757-385-4702 or email VBPDFOIA@VBGOV.COM

 

[BonnerCoomin]

Bossman the second he gets out

 

[Drama Trauma]

AI music with few of Bossman's "best" moments put into a video clip:

 

[Volmsaiyan]

Do you think he'll get adequate treatment for crack withdrawals in jail? Suddenly being cut off from multiple addictions cold turkey sounds absolutely brutal.

Like someone said it just depends on the facility. Some prescribe things like Suboxone, Subutex for opiate addiction. Others will just give people in withdrawal clonidine. But from what I've heard as long as you have money on your books or whatever currency inmates prefer, it's just as easy to buy drugs in jail.

 

[baws man jack]

In a perfect world bmj would have access to a phone in jail and we would get the most kino streams ever. Just imagine it bros

 

[drachenbarde]

God damn it i miss Boss

 

[Billy Bong]

God damn it i miss Boss

There is a void. There is a great, big massive void.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

There is a void. There is a great, big massive void.

Well we know from OPL that as long as you have autism you can commit crimes in Virginia and get off free. So which resident autist wants to rape their elderly mother and butt smuggle a small device for our boy to gamble/stream from. He only needs a few minutes while the guards aren't looking to pull it off, and since his average stream length is ~2mins it won't even hurt his schedule. I'm sure we can crowdfund a reward for your troubles.

 

[Bucephalus]

Bossman the second he gets out

There's no reason why a 5-second clip should be 2.5 MB.
For the love of God, optimize your shit before posting it.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Free Bossman Jack!

 

[break these cuffs]

There's no reason why a 5-second clip should be 2.5 MB.
For the love of God, optimize your shit before posting it.

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Am I the only one who sees Aaron Rodgers in these AI videos?

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Like someone said it just depends on the facility. Some prescribe things like Suboxone, Subutex for opiate addiction. Others will just give people in withdrawal clonidine. But from what I've heard as long as you have money on your books or whatever currency inmates prefer, it's just as easy to buy drugs in jail.

Does he have money though? I'm gonna guess no.

 

[break these cuffs]

Does he have money though? I'm gonna guess no.

Bossmom would be sending him french toast and chicky bisky everyday if she could. Keeping the canteen topped up will have to do.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Free my boy BossmanJack he dindu nuffin! Enjoy another album to commemorate this unfortunate occasion:

https://alogindtractor.bandcamp.com/album/boss-behind-bars

1. Blooded Brother

Spoiler: lyrics

[Verse x2]
Lost it all
Virtual blood
10 kay down
In the digital mud
Streams of failure
Shattered pride
Anger boiling
Can't hide

[Verse 2]
Family feud
Fists fly
Rat brother
Rat dad
Won't comply
House in chaos
Screaming pain
Online ruin
Offline disdain

[Chorus]
Betrayal at the screen
Streams of broken dreams
Virtual losses
Real-life screams
Family torn at the seams

[Verse 3]
Gambling gods
They laugh loud
BossmanJack
Beneath a dark cloud
Blaming everyone
Seeing red
No escape
Anger spread

[Bridge]
Flipped the table
Door cracked
Rat dad
Rat bro
Under attack
Online world
Cruel and cold
Rage unleashed
Uncontrolled

[Verse 4]
Clicks of doom
Bets gone wrong
Family ties
No longer strong
Paid the ultimate
Brutal price
Now
Raw abyss
No solace

[Chorus]
Betrayal at the screen
Streams of broken dreams
Virtual losses
Real-life screams
Family torn at the seams

[outro]
Rat dad
Spirit defeated
Rat bro
On his ass, deleted
Police arrived
Restrained
Bossmanjack
To be arraigned

2. Rat White and Blue

Spoiler: lyrics

[Verse]
Bossmanjack in the land of the free
Patriot dreams but here's the scene
Fourth of July fireworks light the sky
He got a habit can't deny so high

[Verse x2]
Red white blues rats in the night
Heavily armed ready for a fight
Smoking crack rock not a big crime
Militarized rats they march in line

[Chorus]
Land of the free home of the brave
Rat police come to take him away
Smoke a little crack on a holiday
Freedom's just a word they say

[Verse]
Bossmanjack on a rocket ride
Fireworks burst freedom denied
Fourth of July America's pride
Rats in uniform nowhere to hide

[Bridge]
Stars and stripes and broken dreams
Invaded by police teams
Rat police searching for the gleams
Liberty's torch not what it seems

(THEY WANT TO TAKE ALL MY FUCKING CRACK DUDE OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKIN DUDE...)

[Chorus]
Land of the free home of the brave
Rat police come to take him away
Smoke a little crack on a holiday
Freedom's just a word they say

[verse]
Boss mom, where are you
To the court, can you misconstrue
BossmanJack, needs to be free
For a massive gamba crackout spree

[outro]
Hand of the law
In an iron fist
He is not free
Militarized rat tyranny

3. Ward of the Stake

Spoiler: lyrics

[Verse]
Locked up in a cell
Bossmanjack alone
Walls so grey and cold
Chilled to the bone

[Verse 2]
Withdrawals hit so hard
Cravings begin to start
No more dice or crack
He's not coming back

[Chorus]
Rats they whisper low
Everything they know
All alone in this place
Legacy, disgrace

[Bridge]
Screens all go dark
No more lights to chase
Echoes in the night
Lost in empty space

[Verse 3]
Voices in his head
Haunting every night
Dreaming of those tasty rocks
And flashing neon lights

[Verse 4]
Trembling every hour
Time's a cruel thief
Money fades to dust
Crack's the only relief

[Chorus]
Rats they whisper low
Everything they know
All alone in this place
Legacy, disgrace

[verse]
In this fateful hour
In the prison tower
Bossman has a choice to make
Will he choose to change his fate?

[outro]
His decision, the rats await
With baited breath, they lie awake
They're hungry, want to eat
Choose wrong, become their meat

4. Who will EEEEEE me now?

Spoiler: lyrics

[Verse]
What the fuck I watch now
Bossmanjack's in jail
Rat dad rat bro POW!
Streams were off the rails

[Verse 2]
Now my screen is empty
Bong sits all alone
Echoes of EEEEEEE
In jail he was thrown

[Chorus]
Who will EEEEEE me now
Who will hit the bong
Who will freestyle german rap
While slapping his shlong (EEEEEE)

[Verse 3]
Playing clips on repeat
But it's not the same
Nothing else can compete
Burned out brightest flame

[Bridge]
The system is so rigged
Nothing bad he did
We need an online gamba spree
With the fattest bid

[Chorus]
Who will EEEEEE me now
Who will hit the bong
Who will freestyle german rap
While slapping his shlong

[Chorus]
Who will EEEEEE me now
Who will hit the bong
Who will freestyle german rap
While slapping his shlong

(EEEEEEEEEE! Wake up pussy!)

[outro]
Its so over bros
Fuck my life dood oh my fucking god
There might be no more bossman shows
At least we saved the vods

5. End of an Era

Spoiler: lyrics

[verse]
BossmanJack
Once always streamin
Now silence
No more redeemin

[verse]
Nothing left
Where neon lights once flashed
Freedom theft
Rat brother smashed

[chorus]
Farewell to the golden age
The good times we once knew
BossmanJack's in a cage
What a damn fool
Fortunes rose and crumbled
Stakes were running high
BossmanJack had a stumble
Now we must say goodbye

[verse]
In this content drought
Sadness fills the air
We must go without
Crack and gamba
Defeated, no doubt

[bridge]
Its the end of the golden streams
A beautiful sunset
Go back through all the memes
The future, a null set

[chorus]
Farewell to the golden age
The good times we once knew
BossmanJack's in a cage
What a damn fool
Fortunes rose and crumbled
Stakes were running high
BossmanJack had a stumble
Now we must say goodbye

[verse]
Will he ever return
To watch that roulette turn
Lay it all out on the blackjack table
Now life hanging by a cable

[outro]
Ohhhh please Bossman
Don't do nothing dumb
We don't wanna see you
Set like the sun

fuck my life bros is it really over?

 

[Sugriva]

Does he have money though? I'm gonna guess no.

He'd have plenty of money if it weren't for those filthy fucking riggers at Shuffle and Stake.

 

[Kanuckski]

New Zealand is trying to kill all the rats in the country. We need to start a movement to allow BMJ to emigrate there. Think of it, a land free from rats. Unfortunately I don't think the NZ government has forgotten their last interaction with Null, so he's going to have to be the money man and not the face of this operation.

Alberta is currently totally rat-free with death squads that patrol the border shooting rats and an extensive propaganda campaign stretching for decades about TRD

Spoiler: RATS DO NOT OPEN

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Alberta is currently totally rat-free with death squads that patrol the border shooting rats and an extensive propaganda campaign stretching for decades about TRD

Spoiler: RATS DO NOT OPEN

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He needs to tell Virginia that’s where he’s going to serve the rest of his probation or else he’ll fuck their moms

 

[LoTex]

He’s gonna wish that door didn’t close when he’s roomies with big nigga Jim


DAMN THAT BUSSY NICE

Why are Americans obsessed with black dick?