Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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He accidentally showed his money laundering on screen lol
 
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He's currently scammed his stream out of $750 to shave his head. He will not shave his head and the rat uprising is happening.

Now, I personally, do not believe boss to be a scammer and every time he says he doesn't scam people I believe him.
Therefore, tonight is quite a surprise to me, it really has pulled the mask back on his antics.

Maybe crack cocaine isn't so cool.
 
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This begging is getting a little too homoerotic for my tastes.



I didn't have my clipping shit set up but he had a little off-camera spat with ratdad before this:
>$750 juicer offered if he shaves his head
>went to use ratdad's razor but ratdad said no
>came back and mocked ratdad
>decided to look for his own razor that he used for his beard
>couldn't find it in his bathroom
>proceeded to schizoconclude that ratdad actually took his razor because they don't just magically disappear
>went and had another verbal joust before coming back
>then he found the razor in his room and said it wasn't good enough :story:

Anyways, unrelated but I have a bad feeling about tonight for the BMJverse. My crack chakras are not in alignment.
 
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lebean said:
As of this post, he's lost it all from this morning -- all 7k he was up or withdrew, he ended up depositing and getting rinsed. Such is the life cycle of CrackmanJaw.
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Some Ls from today
2600 to Zeus (this was freshly won money won after he lost all his withdrawls). About 20 minutes of 20x play in which he gets sunk cost fallacy hard on Gates.

Gets up to 1800 on Pump-action but can't stop riskin for the biscuit

Playing 25x limbo on auto with 4.20, 8.40, and later 16.80 bets and being surprised it's gone so quickly

All I know is I miss planes
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800 Chupacabras said:
Bossman is turning into the Wendigo from Fear Itself, an excellent 2000s horror tv series. The unkempt hair, dirty clothes, gaunt visage, and most of all, the coal-black fingers. Bossman Wendigo arc incoming? He could sustain his gamba by devouring the flesh of RatDad and RatMom first.
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Oh my God, I loved that episode so much. The shot of Doug Jones leering down from the window at that poor horse is etched into my memory.
Honestly, you could make a pretty spooky horror movie from the perspective of Ratmom and Ratdad. A naive couple have to escape from their psychotic son as he stalks them through a cavernous house after they turn off the internet.
 
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