Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Bruno Powroznik]

A new paypig has been modded, all hail Auzz

 

[BelUwUga]

I'm genuinely impressed at this man's ability to hit rock bottom and break through like a bunker-buster in novel and profoundly retarded ways. Even the worst degenerate gamblers will near-unanimously say: stay the fuck away from Keno. They're even usually saying this about live Keno where randomness is relatively assured. Other players are around so there's less chances of targeted fuckery. It's frequently paper cards making live tracking of player moves difficult.

Online they know selections and balance from the outset. They're effectively drawing numbers for him only. There's not even some randomizing element like a roulette wheel to rig. You don't need behavioral analysis or even programming knowledge (there's playable excel versions online) to work someone over in this setup. His pattern of "doubling-up" on wins pretty much eliminates the one confounding factor. Mixed play but wins trend>hot streak so he ups his bets>loss once he's all in. Rinse & repeat. He goes right back to small bets when juiced, he doesn't walk away, if you slow-walk this process he's unlikely to even notice.

I'm really struggling to think of a worse game choice for online gambling. If it's out there I'm sure he'll find it. Given the Stake situation I wonder if he's going to realize meth would free up some gambling money compared to coke?

 

[break these cuffs]

Given the Stake situation I wonder if he's going to realize meth would free up some gambling money compared to coke?

Meth is what white trash addict losers circling the drain do. Our boy is living that influencer life blowing tree and having casinos compete over who gets to give him free money. There's a difference my man. Austin also doesn't do coke. That's a rumor from rats. Quit being such a hater.

 

[Yae]

I need someone to make an edit of the fall of Rome where its Stake that's on fire and BMJ is running away from it.

 

[Collections Agent]

Just had an extremely short stream where he lost everything to roulette and rage quit.

We're back on roulette boys

 

[MadStan]

Just had an extremely short stream where he lost everything to roulette and rage quit.

We're back on roulette boys

That WAS a short stream, looked roses for a bit...and then it wasn't.

Roulette or Keno, its like picking between a hooker with HIV and the other with Active Hep C.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Unbelievable, I step away for one weekend and I missed a crap ton of Bossman historical events.
I am absolutely dumbfounded that he lost his Stake partnership... I've said this multiple times throughout this thread, but his partnership was effectively a $73k a year income, imagine the amount of hours, effort and sacrifice some people must put in for that kind of income... but not our boy, against all odds, life decided to make it extremely easy for him.
But he had to completely ruin it all with a COMPLETE lack of self control, he is barely human at this point, he will really go downhill from here, he depends entirely on viewers juice from now on, his safety net is gone, too, we'll soon approach 'sell off your parent's home for gambling money' type scenarios.

 

[break these cuffs]

Unbelievable, I step away for one weekend and I missed a crap ton of Bossman historical events.
I am absolutely dumbfounded that he lost his Stake partnership... I've said this multiple times throughout this thread, but his partnership was effectively a $73k a year income, imagine the amount of hours, effort and sacrifice some people must put in for that kind of income... but not our boy, against all odds, life decided to make it extremely easy for him.
But he had to completely ruin it all with a COMPLETE lack of self control, he is barely human at this point, he will really go downhill from him, he depends entirely on viewers juice from now on, his safety net is gone, too, we'll soon approach 'sell off your parent's home for gambling money' type scenarios.

It's easy to throw around the number he was given like it was free income, but it's rather dishonest imo. He couldn't just cashout that money. I believe he had to have gambled it 3 or 4 times before it could be withdrawn. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Some kiwis have posted casinos that require their comp money to be gambled dozens of times. Casinos aren't in the business of giving savvy people playing their system for profit free money. They're in the business of giving degens like Austin enough rope to hang themselves. He would have never gotten that reload if stake wasn't as sure as they could be that more money would come back in.

The only free money he gets is the $20 a day allowance from his mom. Well, the paypig money shouldn't be free, but we all know he isn't paying taxes on it. I guess that's free too.

 

[Collections Agent]

It's easy to throw around the number he was given like it was free income, but it's rather dishonest imo. He couldn't just cashout that money

He did so multiple times, he just did like 600 bets of dice for .50-$1 with a 99% chance of winning and could usually withdraw like $195 of the $200 at worst

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

BREAKING NEWS:
We've come to the end of the "POG AS A BITCH" era.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

BREAKING NEWS:
We've come to the end of the "POG AS A BITCH" era.
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Now 'POOR AS A BITCH' era. It's going to be some lean and weedless days ahead for the Bossman.

 

[Lost in Place420]

How many e-mails does this nigger have?
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bossmanjackk@outlook.com is what he's using to register on Gamdom

Edit: He also hit the "reveal password" thing while signing up!
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Hes about to get his own hacking era just like Dellor. Hopefully he doesnt disappear for a year like Dellor did.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

There's no excuse for little Austin boy not to be driving his Civic right now, as we speak.

If he still had his Stake sponsorship and he was able to take out $200 a day by cycling with the dice game, it'd only take him about half a month to save up. I'm sure his sponsor would have caught him doing that pretty quick, but, you know, theoretically speaking it would be possible.

IDK if anyone's done the math yet but Edmunds says that a 2010 DX-VP sedan Civic with 130k miles and no major issues comes out to ~$3,400. So I'd knock a bit off that and say 2.5-3k is pretty reasonable for the car he wants. That's about 15 days worth of saving. But don't forget that he'd have to actually maintain it, put gas in it, pay insurance, and pay registration. It's a massive liability for him. I'd seriously bet that even if he did buy that car it'd quickly be relegated to driveway junk due to inability to pay for its care. We all know his money's going to go to weed, content powder, and gamba.

Unbelievable, I step away for one weekend and I missed a crap ton of Bossman historical events.

You and me both, brother. I have responsibilities and sheit, very much unlike our boy Losstin.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If he still had his Stake sponsorship and he was able to take out $200 a day by cycling with the dice game, it'd only take him about half a month to save up. I'm sure his sponsor would have caught him doing that pretty quick, but, you know, theoretically speaking it would be possible.

IDK if anyone's done the math yet but Edmunds says that a 2010 DX-VP sedan Civic with 130k miles and no major issues comes out to ~$3,400. So I'd knock a bit off that and say 2.5-3k is pretty reasonable for the car he wants. That's about 15 days worth of saving. But don't forget that he'd have to actually maintain it, put gas in it, pay insurance, and pay registration. It's a massive liability for him. I'd seriously bet that even if he did buy that car it'd quickly be relegated to driveway junk due to inability to pay for its care. We all know his money's going to go to weed, content powder, and gamba.

You and me both, brother. I have responsibilities and sheit, very much unlike our boy Losstin.

Didn't this dude pawn his TV for gambling money? You expect he'll keep a beater car for any length of time? And again, where does this mf'er need to actually go in a vehicle?

 

[WelperHelper99]

If he still had his Stake sponsorship and he was able to take out $200 a day by cycling with the dice game, it'd only take him about half a month to save up. I'm sure his sponsor would have caught him doing that pretty quick, but, you know, theoretically speaking it would be possible.

IDK if anyone's done the math yet but Edmunds says that a 2010 DX-VP sedan Civic with 130k miles and no major issues comes out to ~$3,400. So I'd knock a bit off that and say 2.5-3k is pretty reasonable for the car he wants. That's about 15 days worth of saving. But don't forget that he'd have to actually maintain it, put gas in it, pay insurance, and pay registration. It's a massive liability for him. I'd seriously bet that even if he did buy that car it'd quickly be relegated to driveway junk due to inability to pay for its care. We all know his money's going to go to weed, content powder, and gamba.

Very true. The car is cheap. Not so with the insurance, repairs ( who the hell knows how the guts or tires are doing), and of course, gas. If he took even half what he spent on weed, he could pay for it. But he wouldn't, especially with his Stake partnership gone and shot in the back of the head.

 

[Retard#7822]

Rollbit DOES NOT HAVE KENO! It's so over.

Roulettecoin going to the moon boys.

I guess stake finally came to the conclusion that sponsoring an obvious gambling junkie who's greatest hit clips include him tearfully staring into the webcam saying, "I gotta stop this, I gotta stop this shit guys, it's ruining my life" isn't really the best way to attract new customers.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Roulettecoin going to the moon boys.

I guess stake finally came to the conclusion that sponsoring an obvious gambling junkie who's greatest hit clips include him tearfully staring into the webcam saying, "I gotta stop this, I gotta stop this shit guys, it's ruining my life" isn't really the best way to attract new customers.

Stake dropped him for breaking the exclusivity deal and streaming a competitor's site. All because he hit the daily withdrawal or deposit limit and couldn't wait a few hours to light more money on fire.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

Didn't this dude pawn his TV for gambling money?

I don't think that was ever confirmed. I think it was in his room one day, and then it wasn't. Who knows what happened to it? Do correct me if I'm wrong, though.
And I got no idea where he's got to drive to. Probably the skate park and almost certainly the local trap house, I'd bet.

Very true. The car is cheap. Not so with the insurance, repairs ( who the hell knows how the guts or tires are doing), and of course, gas. If he took even half what he spent on weed, he could pay for it. But he wouldn't, especially with his Stake partnership gone and shot in the back of the head.

I'm willing to write off repair costs because it's a Honda. Those things never break down. I did do some insurance/gas calculations though, and let me tell you, car insurance for Austin would be way out of his price range. I'm trying to see what the lowest bi-annual cost would be.

Spoiler: A bit of car payment sperging

Insurance:
Progressive gave me a $111/month quote for the absolute least amount of coverage and some other calculators that I don't trust as much are saying about $200/month. That's $1200-$2400 a year.

Gas:
The Civic we're talking about gets ~29 MPG. If he's only got, let's say, 4k miles a year (which is probably a high estimate), and gas is $3.55/gallon, he'd be paying probably around $450-$500 for gas a year.

Registration is negligible, only about $30 every few years from what I've seen.

I'm estimating around $1200 for insurance and $475 for gas per year, so that's around $1675 a year for his car. It's pretty damn sad that we're doubting he can save even that much yearly. I guess that's why we're here, though.

Oh shit, also we're live again.

Edit: I'm retarded

 

[TyrasGuard]

Roulettecoin going to the moon boys.

I guess stake finally came to the conclusion that sponsoring an obvious gambling junkie who's greatest hit clips include him tearfully staring into the webcam saying, "I gotta stop this, I gotta stop this shit guys, it's ruining my life" isn't really the best way to attract new customers.

A lot of gamblers are like that where they say "This shit is ruining my life" even going full Wingsofredemption on camera.

Casinos just don't care, they don't need to. Dumb people will always be drawn in even with all the warning signs.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Roulettecoin going to the moon boys.

I guess stake finally came to the conclusion that sponsoring an obvious gambling junkie who's greatest hit clips include him tearfully staring into the webcam saying, "I gotta stop this, I gotta stop this shit guys, it's ruining my life" isn't really the best way to attract new customers.

That's what you would think as a reasonable person, but the kind of gamblers Stake is fishing for are not reasonable people. You would think that news of blue pillies with a swastika stamp killing people through fentanyl overdose would be bad for people selling those pills, on the contrary - that's what the true addict is looking for, the shit that can push them to the very edge.