Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Monopolywheel said:
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:story: Bossmans getting mogged!!!
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Some of the finest crackjaw action we have seen in a while. Of course, Mines takes it all again, dude... bro...



EDIT: He just posted this to the Discord.

 
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Made this for my own enjoyment, but thought I'd post it as well in the thread. This is his entire stream that happened an hour ago, in Crack-o-Vision, it only contains the parts where he was on camera for the stream. His jaw was going for the entirety of the stream, and it's completely doing things on it's own. Truly one of the best pieces of crackjaw on BMJ I've ever seen :story:.

 
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Lyrics:

I'm Mr. Bossmanjack, I'm high on crack
I'm gonna call Derrick, I’ve got his money back

Rats call me gamba addict
I fucked all their moms
I’m gonna win it big
Let's fucking go!

He's Mr. Bossmanjack, He's high on crack
(Fuck my life!)
He's gonna gamba some, He's due to win it back

Rats call me gamba addict
Cause I fucked their moms
Cmon, juice me up
It's never enough

Oh, Evil Eddie at his desk
Lookin’ at that ol’ switch
Now don’t you dare you fucking rat
And your mom is a bitch

He's Mr. Bossmanjack, He's high on crack
(Fuck my life!)
He's Mr. Lost it all, He's Mr. Lossmanjack

I’m gonna fuck a-dude!
I just lost it all
Eddie is a rigger
Fuck my fucking life
 
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Kees H said:
Made this for my own enjoyment, but thought I'd post it as well in the thread. This is his entire stream that happened an hour ago, in Crack-o-Vision, it only contains the parts where he was on camera for the stream. His jaw was going for the entirety of the stream, and it's completely doing things on it's own. Truly one of the best pieces of crackjaw on BMJ I've ever seen :story:.

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>newports
he even smokes niggerettes

And what the fuck is going on with his jaw? I know what the crackjaw is but this is like something entirely different, almost like he's eating a jawbreaker. It's even effecting the way he talks. Traditionally, the crackjaw only comes out when he's playing originals and the stress is high but this is constant. I wonder if he has a cavity or some tooth infection/crack (lol) that he's nursing.
 
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Kees H said:
Made this for my own enjoyment, but thought I'd post it as well in the thread. This is his entire stream that happened an hour ago, in Crack-o-Vision, it only contains the parts where he was on camera for the stream. His jaw was going for the entirety of the stream, and it's completely doing things on it's own. Truly one of the best pieces of crackjaw on BMJ I've ever seen :story:.

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That's way beyond gurning. It looked like he was chewing a whole carton of gum most of the time.
Is that the good stuff or withdrawl? That's insane.
 
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It's cheating if you put points into luck. BMJ's life story is not putting any extra points into luck, heading straight to the casinos, and refusing to leave until he makes 100k caps (never)
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What the hell are you talking about BMJ has failed upwards like 20 consecutive times all while actively shit-talking his employers and telling everyone they're a scam as they repeatedly give him raises as he lives rent free in his parents home

If anything the game isn't programmed to give him an adequately high enough luck stat
 
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Austin is currently printing on Stake, cashed out another 8k of money that will go back to Stake and BC.Game (as soon as he hits the depo limit). But, he wanted to do a plinko ball of his mom, where he showed that he secretly wants to fuck his mom. Oedipus complex much, Austin?



EDIT: He's going to buy his brother a iPhone 15 Max Pro with his winnings. That money isn't gone in the next hour, frfr guys. :optimistic:

 
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Kees H said:
Austin is currently printing on Stake, cashed out another 8k of money that will go back to Stake and BC.Game (as soon as he hits the depo limit). But, he wanted to do a plinko ball of his mom, where he showed that he secretly wants to fuck his mom. Oedipus complex much, Austin?

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EDIT: He's going to buy his brother a iPhone 15 Max Pro with his winnings. That money isn't gone in the next hour, frfr guys. :optimistic:

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Check out the last chat message in the 9 second clip.

Zahzo: "I got my settlement for 50 racks a week ago and I already lost 5k on casino I'm done with that tho lmao"

I am willing to bet he's definitely put in, and lost, more than 5k and the settlement was for some questionable lawsuit.
 
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Monopolywheel said:
Don't know if it's been mentioned here yet but the video of Austin going off on that tranny has been posted on /r/girlgamers
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I always love seeing normies getting a glimps of the bossman and trying to understand him
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Got Milk! said:
I am willing to bet he's definitely put in, and lost, more than 5k and the settlement was for some questionable lawsuit.
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Probably slipped on peepee at the CostCo and got a 53 thousand dollar settlement. That lucky bastard will never have to work another day in his life.
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Kees H said:
He apparently breaks the stand already during the setup
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The "900 dollarino" monitor he bought had rgb functionality built into the display stand. It looked like he broke off the soldered on contact pins on the riser part of the display stand that attaches to the monitor. No contact pins? No rgb.

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And what the fuck is going on with his jaw?
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Also take note of the bloated chipmunk cheeks. At first I thought they were the cheeks of a bulimic but I then recalled that cocaine use causes the face to bloat.
 
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I always love seeing normies getting a glimps of the bossman and trying to understand him
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Probably slipped on peepee at the CostCo and got a 53 thousand dollar settlement. That lucky bastard will never have to work another day in his life.
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Normies GTFO and leave our bossman alone to degen gamba and smoke crack. The more of these faggots that pay attention to him the more likely it is something really throws a wrench in everything.
 
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