Australian Federal Election 2025

You sure they didn't just cheat?

'man it sure is crazy how the results are inconsistent with outside polling far beyond the usual margin' yea does sound weird tbh
Na, if they cheated it would look less one sided.
Dutton just really fucking sucked any energy and support away by being a jeet loving retard who back peddled on every single good point he tried to make the moment some green called him out on it.

that and the whole pushing the fucking antisemitism hate law over a hoax for 0.4% of australias population
 
Postal votes are starting to be counted, and Adam Bandt is really beginning to lose steam in Melbourne:
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Fingers crossed he gets booted out. 75% of them going to Labor is much more then I expected.
 
I'd love to see the Coalition dissolve at some point... I wish they'd take the opportunity now :optimistic:
Wonder who will be the next Lib leader. Kooyong is ridiculously tight at the moment - maybe Opposition Leader Tim Wilson is in order.
 
Wonder who will be the next Lib leader
They announced this on the news earlier. They have 4 candidates, and in this preferred order:
1. Angus Taylor (Hume, NSW)
2. Andrew Hastie (Canning, WA)
3. Sussan Ley (Farrer, NSW)
4. Dan Tehan (Wannon, Vic)
All of them are far right Dutton bootlicker faggots except for Dan Tehan, who I genuinely think would tear Labor to shreds if he was Opposition Leader.
I really like him and being more moderate would help bring the Coalition back to their roots.
 
The average poll estimate since 1 April had Labor on 52.5 per cent of the two-party preferred vote. The interim result is 2.9 percentage points off that mark, which is greater than the poll error margins.

The betting market foresaw a Labor win, but the individual seats market only anticipated minority government or a small majority government. Again, this aligns with the polls, not with the outcome we are seeing.
National 2PP really isn't the most important measure.

They announced this on the news earlier. They have 4 candidates, and in this preferred order:
1. Angus Taylor
2. Andrew Hastie
3. Sussan Ley
4. Dan Tehan
All of them are far right Dutton bootlicker faggots except for Dan Tehan, who I genuinely think would tear Labor to shreds if he was Opposition Leader.
I really like him and being more moderate would help bring the Coalition back to their roots.
I'm still waiting to hear you tell us what a moderate Liberal Party looks like that would somehow be uber successful. Is it or is it not the party of Malcolm Turnbull?
 
They announced this on the news earlier. They have 4 candidates, and in this preferred order:
1. Angus Taylor
2. Andrew Hastie
3. Sussan Ley
4. Dan Tehan
All of them are far right Dutton bootlicker faggots except for Dan Tehan, who I genuinely think would tear Labor to shreds if he was Opposition Leader.
I really like him and being more moderate would help bring the Coalition back to their roots.
Oh you're right, I did see that article earlier - thanks. I agree with you about Tehan as Opposition Leader and if they are smart they would pick him.

But then we miss out on the opportunity of pulling out this banger:
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You sure they didn't just cheat?

'man it sure is crazy how the results are inconsistent with outside polling far beyond the usual margin' yea does sound weird tbh

I don't think they cheated. Dutton ran a terrible campaign, full of backflips and missteps. Because he was the frontrunner, all of the scrutiny was on Dutton. He wilted. Albo coasted to victory on Dutton's incompetence.
 
Postal votes are starting to be counted, and Adam Bandt is really beginning to lose steam in Melbourne:
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Fingers crossed he gets booted out. 75% of them going to Labor is much more then I expected.
The second there was more labour voters than last elction and also less Liberal voters than last election I knew he would lose.

Can't wait to hear Abbie Chatfield whine and complain about this.

Edit: she's already started to cope and seeth

Posting this on mobile so everything is a little fucked up.
 
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So Canada and Australia are going to cut their own noses off to spite their face because of Trump?
I'd love to live in a world where the strongest countries (China and USA in this instance) can do their gay twiddling shit and it doesn't affect anyone else. That's not how the world works.
We're not even sure what Dutton's policies are. I say that as someone who votes for right leaning, fiscally conservative parties.
My takeaway from all clips about Dutton was he won't do shit and he sucks off orange. He's a bald faggot drooling retard that uses words like "woke" and wants people back in the office so mothers and fathers are forced to send their kids to the child care empire his family runs, while he gets to work remotely from his Dickson mansion. He wants to "solve" the housing crisis but letting younger people access their fucking superannuation earlier. How would that even work? What's stopping someone from accessing it under the guise of purchasing property, but then blow it on drugs or gay chinky gacha games?

China can wreck this island with zero effort. The chinks know it and the abos also know it. Look at how well it worked for scomo. Australia's best bet is to just be a bigger Singapore but their politicians are wankers instead of realists. The wank of "being a western-aligned democracy" is more important than just having a good life for the citizens. We must yap behind America to cope and seethe about Taiwan (while China gobbles up more land stolen by Russia) but we also want the giant panda's money. China can just test whatever gay shit (like sanctions and digital warfare) they have in mind on Australia before using it on Europe/America.
Abostralia is China's little lab rat. A lab rat might bite you once before you shove it into a plastic cone and load the guillotine.
Now, if Australia had nuclear weapons and imported Chinese automation experts to localise lithium-ion battery industry and metal processing, well. Well, that's not gonna happen because Labor are also retards. The least retarded out of the three is still retarded. By the way, that stupid city-nation has an arguably more powerful and competent military than Australia.

Aboriginals figured out how to throw harpoons to catch fish and boomerangs to hit mammals. Australia's politicians threw the boomerang and it came right back hitting them in the face, with a few "fuck you, yours sincerely -- Xi Jinping" written on.
Australian politicians exist on a lower intelligence plane than Aboriginals. Or they're stooges. An Aboriginal can teach me how to bake a full kangaroo. Dutton can't even explain what he means by "woke mindset". Maybe he should get off Reddit.

When electorates that have been Liberal, basically since their Division was created suddenly go to independent or full on switches to Labor, you know something's wrong.
There's a bunch more, here's a few:
(Not the best, they've been swinging since 2000s).
It'll be a breath of fresh air for these Divisions, since being forever Labor or Liberal means neither party gives a shit about you. According to my parents, multiple parties (Labor, Liberal and Indies) were present locally, nested by public gathering areas to propagandise. In the past, it was either nobody or the one Liberal stall pretending to care. My apolitical parents (Liberal voters) said they felt like they mattered as residents for the first time. Liberals utterly failed everyone.

Speaking of rent free:
You're welcomed. It's literally rent free.

You sure they didn't just cheat?

'man it sure is crazy how the results are inconsistent with outside polling far beyond the usual margin' yea does sound weird tbh
And why didn't they cheat this?
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If you looked at the breakdown, the richer suburbs tended towards "YES". A lot of them also belong, or belonged to Liberal. This was a bipartisan YES vote for many richer areas. The common folk and working man all wanted nothing to do with it.
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It was poorly executed. Just like Dutton. Otherwise, it likely would have passed.


Is it or is it not the party of Malcolm Turnbull?
Him not being afraid to call out both winnie and orange was pretty good.
 
American tourists popping in here to protest how Australia could vote for Labor as if there was some BASED right wing party we all could have voted for instead. Those same yanks are in for a shock when Trump goes - he is an anomaly and the Republicans are just as libtarded and zogged as the LNP without him at the helm.
Don't break the illusion of 2 party politics for them. They're not use to having to think for themselves.
 
This smol child is apparently going to be a senator.
Honestly, I would rather have a 21 year old in Parliament then continuing to have Parliament full of old boomers that are incredibly out of touch with Australia today. Still won't help get Australia out of the gutter until all the boomers are gone. Should be a maximum age to be in Parliament, I say somewhere around 65-75.
 
This smol child is apparently going to be a senator.
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i was wondering how the fuck this happened, like surely the only way someone so young get high enough on a major parties senate ticket to get a seat is either nepotism or sucking so many dicks.

but it turns out she was the third slot in SA, which normally is just given to an up and comer in the party as a reward for service or an indicator your being looked at for greater positions in the future

just os happened labour cashed in in SA
 
I went one-by-one down the list of electorates and their two primary candidates, and found the following:
  • Every electorate with a shitskin winner was campaigning against another shitskin, with only a couple of exceptions.
  • Shitskin candidates often had the same race of shitskin candidate selected by the other party.
  • The LNP had more pajeet candidates than the ALP, thankfully none of them redeemed. The LNP also ran more browns in total.
  • If an electorate had the option of a white candidate, that candidate won almost every time.
  • Of the 13 shitskins elected, 1 is a pajeet, 1 is a dindu, 1 is some kind of pacific islander, and the rest are chinks.
  • A lot of the ALP candidates were very young, especially the female candidates.
My takeaway is that nobody will vote for shitskins when choosing between one of the two major parties, and that young voters will usually vote for a younger candidate.

Also, the ALP candidate for Maranoa who ran against Littleproud looks like a soyboy cuck, full manbun and everything.
 
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