Austria is building a wall - Make Austria Great Again

It's like the Austrian government knows their Donald Trump, Norbert Hofer will win the re-election, so it started adopting his policies.
I eagerly await the austrian government to issue a statement about those mexican immigrants.

You're thinking of Australia. I know it's an easy mistake to make because they're spelled similarly.
austria should change it's name
i mean it's called "Österreich" in german
just call it ostrich
 
Y'all should visit austria some day. It is a beautifull country with nice people. The food is outstanding. If you like skiing/alpine sports you need to go there in wintertime.
Do it before they built the wall! It´s not cheap in the bigger cities. But there are some places like Ischgl that are not so expensive. But prepare for drunk skiing brits and russians, and of course germans. It is like Ibiza or Mallorca, just for people who get sunburned fast.
If you have kids and want to spent some days in a place where the world is still enjoyable, go to a farm (Bauernhof), you can rent rooms like in a Hotel in many farms. If you dont need much action, and want to have a real family-vacation, thats for you. The food there is mostly perfect (all-natural and so on). Lots of cute and stinky animals that your kids will love. That applies for many farms in Germany too, but Austria is kind of different in a good way. Too bad we are not really allowed there anymore, since we told everyone that hitler was austrian...
 
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This is kind of like that old saying about how there's no sense in locking the barn door after the horse has already left, except here it's "no sense building a wall after the terrorists have already gotten in. PS you are racist, don't hurt their feelings!!"
 
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Good move. I recall them yelling at us when Hungary built a fence, the stinking hypocrites. But at least all that cultural enrichment their young boys got finally opened their eyes.
 
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