Autism vs. Down's Syndrome - The Forever War

[who dare wins?]

its a tough call but I would say downies would win in a fight. downs feel no form of emotional let alone physical pain from all the glue eating and sharpie sniffing they do constantly. the autist is too mentally weak and physically weak to fight the downie who has strength that of a fucking SEAL operative when he goes full hard rage mode

 

[mr.moon1488]

TeamTism. It can even make niggers useful to society sometimes.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I'd be pretty darn happy if I could live forever in the same fantasy world where children live, never having to deal with the grim reality of the world. But if the cost of happiness is never understanding the world around me and always being a burden to other people, I'd rather be unhappy.

Well, Chris lives in a childish fantasy world and yet still is unhappy and feels the consequences for his ignorance of reality all the time.

 

[Coke Pope]

Autists:
Pros:
+Good at math and coding.
+His emotionless stare and his hypermasculine facial features provide him with a superficial Chad look.
+Knows more about trains than you and me will ever know about trains.
+Has an exhaustive knowledge about the lore of My Little Pony and Touhou.
+His addiction to sex and hypersexuality provides him with unlimited sex stamina (will only use to masturbate to hentai though), he is the coomer incarnate.
Cons:
-Shits and piss all over the floor.
-Will most likely die a virgin, some nerdy girl may pitfuck him.
-He is a high earner but spends all his money in nootropics, anime pillows, onaholes and fuckdolls.
-Will get mocked constantly, both IRL and online.
-Short lifespan due to high suicide rate and drug use.

Downies:
Pros:
+Good at manual labour.
+Powerful 'tard strenght.
+Fat huge cock.
+Always cheerful and happy despite circunstances.
+Doesn't give a fuck about people badmouthing him.
Cons:
-As ugly as a pitbull, and as dangerous as one.
-Short lifespan due to genetic illnesses.
-Can't even understand what the fuck is going on half of the time or follow simple orders.
-Infertile (this can be an adventage though).
-Most people will only pretend to care about him to obtain goodboy points.

Regardless, your average Kiwifarmer has both autism and down syndrome.

 

[XYZpdq]

There's a virgin/chad picture of this question but I'm too lazy to look it up.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'd say down syndrome. Nearly every autist I've met personally is a huge fucking asshole, most suffer from USI, and a good chunk troon out because they hate being in their own skin.

I've met like two downies in my entire life, and the two I have met were genuinely sweet people; but they usually can't handle big jobs, while autists can.

So personally I'd hang out with a downie, even though autists can be more capable for life.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

A downie will tell you he likes turtles, an autist will spend 6 hours telling you why

 

[Sweetpeaa]

Keep in mind ''High functioning/asperger's'' type Autism is only 9% of the spectrum. Let's focus on the other 91%. Most Autistic people have an I,Q below 70 and are further disabled by Autistic behavior/obsessive routines (could be walking in a circle four 4 hours etc.). Autistic's are for this reason much less trainable than people with Down Syndrome. People with Down's can push carts, bag groceries and work in sheltered workshops at a significantly higher rate than people with Autism. Autistic people are prone to wandering and often need a caregiver present even while in one of those ''grocery bagging'' jobs. Where as a person with Down's is often semi independent in a menial labor service job (table cleaning, grocery bagging).

Something to think about.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Downies would outbreed the autists. There would be cross-breeding of course, can't stop the downies, so in the end it would be a genetic mixture, the blorst of two worlds.

Trisomy 21 is not an inherited condition, it is largely caused by a defect that happens when the two gametes form a zygote during conception. That's why two seemingly normal adults can have kids with Down syndrome.

In any case, I am #TeamAutism, I guess? Down Syndrome often comes with physical defects, while autism largely affects men. So the condition that makes women uglier is the one that needs to go.

Keep in mind ''High functioning/asperger's'' type Autism is only 9% of the spectrum. Let's focus on the other 91%. Most Autistic people have an I,Q below 70 and are further disabled by Autistic behavior/obsessive routines (could be walking in a circle four 4 hours etc.). Autistic's are for this reason much less trainable than people with Down Syndrome. People with Down's can push carts, bag groceries and work in sheltered workshops at a significantly higher rate than people with Autism. Autistic people are prone to wandering and often need a caregiver present even while in one of those ''grocery bagging'' jobs. Where as a person with Down's is often semi independent in a menial labor service job (table cleaning, grocery bagging).

A full 30% of autistic people are nonverbal. All they can do to communicate is laugh, cry and screech. They cannot handle light or sound. They sit in the dark, whimpering softly and rocking themselves to try and stay calm. I imagine they piss and shit themselves all day. It's not pretty.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Both should be detected and aborted in the womb but if i must choose i´d say downies.

Downies really don't give a fuck , they don't seem to really suffer their condition or really reflect too hard on it, they don't care about tfw no gf, they don't care about competing with normal people or would even notice anything is wrong, they would be happy greeting people at a convenience store and stocking shelves, the autist on the other hand is equally tarded, he might only be employable stocking the same shelves as the downie but they will deeply resent it and think they are way above it.

Seems the life of the autismo is bumbling their way from failure to failure trying to prove how superior they are from neurotypical normies but having nothing to show for their ego other than underachievement and mockery that grows into a chip on their shoulder , blaming society for everything and deep seated grudges, seems like a really cursed existence.