Automated Ban 'Reason' thread

[Dyn]

I think you should make a sticky thread with a bot that posts every time somebody is banned to let us know they got banned and why, except instead of telling us the real reason I think you should scrape all the ban reasons from ResetEra and have it give one of those randomly.

 

[DragoonSierra]

You makin plans buddy?

 

[DumbDude42]

so it would just read
>banned for racism
>banned for transphobia
>banned for gamergate
over and over and over again?

 

[Dyn]

so it would just read
>banned for racism
>banned for transphobia
>banned for gamergate
over and over and over again?

Yes but their ban reasons are way better than that.

'Banned for dismissing concerns about transphobic representation in Super Mario Kart 3'

 

[White Devil]

Banned for drive-by commentary on a thread about black lives matter in Mario Paint.

 

[Xenomorph]

Banned for price gouging turnips in Animal Crossing

 

[The Last Stand]

Banned for white knighting.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Banned for fedposting about what xir wants to do to Isabelle from Animal Crossing.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

so it would just read
>banned for racism
>banned for transphobia
>banned for gamergate
over and over and over again?

banned 4 autism

 

[Marissa Moira]

banned for liking fat chicks

 

[deepFriedBaka]

banned for shitposting
(although let's be honest, that would probably be half of the bans.)

 

[Lame Entropy]

Banned for misgendering Tommy Tooter.

 

[Zarkov]

User permanently banned for calling the mods fat and gay.

 

[Book Thief]

You could set up an ad-lib generator around this, so that "Banned for <offense> <badthing> of <piece of media>" becomes "Banned for concern trolling the discussion surrounding the homophobic themes of Sonic the Hedgehog."

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

banned for liking fat chicks

So who's the admin now?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I always used to use kindergarten excuses for bans, like "Does not play well with others" or "Needs potty mouth washed out with soap" or "Mommy says it's nap time!"
It was much more infuriating to said user being banned and entertaining to other forum users.

 

[NerdShamer]

Banned for being more obnoxious than @Arm Pit Cream

 

[draggs]

Banned for loli animu degeneracy

 

[verygayFrogs]

I always used to use kindergarten excuses for bans, like "Does not play well with others" or "Needs potty mouth washed out with soap" or "Mommy says it's nap time!"
It was much more infuriating to said user being banned and entertaining to other forum users.

Dude holy shit that's hilarious

 

[Banditotron]

Banned for posting on kiwifarms