'Avengers: Endgame' Defeminized Edit Removes Brie Larson, And Fun In General

[don't tred on snek]

Normal Christians understand the afterlife is largely metaphorical. You know because they try not to die and grieve when someone dies as much as anyone else. They also don't spout corny shit when someone is grieving in a non-religious setting.

I mean, if you don't believe in afterlife, there's 0 reason to call yourself Christian instead of just some generic conservative.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Are you an MRA?
- I'm member of a Christian Alt-Right organization called Luther Institute Georgetown-Manchester-Arlington.


Ligma is a fictional disease associated with a death hoax orchestrated by Instagram user ninja_hater that claimed Fortnite streamer Ninja had passed away after contracting the disease. The intention of this joke was to prompt concerned fans to ask what Ligma is, to which participants in the hoax would respond with "ligma balls" ("lick my balls"), a joke setup similar to Deez Nuts and Updog. The hoax also spawned in-jokes about the fictional nationality Sugondese ("suck on these"), the Indonesian city Grabahan ("grab a hand") and the fictional diseases Sugma ("suck my") and Bofa ("both of").

 

[Prompt Critical]

One of the best things about the current media environment with its drastically shortened news cycle and direct interaction between journalists and readers through social media is that it has put on full display just how gullible, vapid and outright stupid the average journalist really is.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Why is this getting so much attention in the first place? lol.

That said, cutting Captain Shoehorn from the movie completely makes the movie make a lot more sense. Her presence just creates so many questions and plotholes. They really should have waited until after Endgame to put her in the MCU.

 

[Red Hood]

Why is this getting so much attention in the first place? lol.

That said, cutting Captain Shoehorn from the movie completely makes the movie make a lot more sense. Her presence just creates so many questions and plotholes. They really should have waited until after Endgame to put her in the MCU.

Her role in the movie, if rights issues likely hadn't got in the way, should have been filled by Silver Surfer. Ideally accompanied by his NES game music.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Why is this getting so much attention in the first place? lol.

Because muh wammyns.

 

[That Chris Guy]

- Female sorceress gets scared of Hulk and just gives him the stone. Their talk was just a giant plothole anyway

I cracked up at this one for some reason.

I'd like to see this edit sometime out of curiosity as to how well it holds up. Endgame was one of the better Marvel movies and I say that despite hating a lot of whatever Phase this was. Still, all their dumb quips and self-masturbatory fanservice "comedy" is a main reason I won't be watching any future movies, so having all that cut out would be interesting to view.

 

[Chiri]

I'll have to give this cut a watch sometime. The edits sound pretty amusing.

Speaking of editing Endgame, they're releasing a revised version with new footage to finally beat Avatar at the box office preview Blu-ray content on the big screen. I expect it to just be a post-credits scene or something.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Everyone involved in this in any way is exceptional.

Especially YOU

 

[UQ 770]

Has anyone here found any information about what meds Larson is on?

I watch her in interviews and I find myself becoming genuinely concerned instead of pissed off. She sounds like she's on methadone and antipsychotics.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

At this point, I believe Disney is making these torrents themselves for publicity

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Has anyone here found any information about what meds Larson is on?

I watch her in interviews and I find myself becoming genuinely concerned instead of pissed off. She sounds like she's on methadone and antipsychotics.

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