💼 Careercow B.o.B - rapper, flat earth conspiracist, releases diss track against Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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Sc4rface said:
I went back on his twitter and looks like the flat earth thing is just a hobby, what he really has a boner for is human cloning.
  1. B.o.B ‏@bobatl 7 Dec 2015
    Notice a celebrity who have tattoos or piercings mysteriously vanish ? = cloning center

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  2. B.o.B ‏@bobatl 7 Dec 2015
    when a celebrity in great health suddenly suffered a stroke, heart attack, aneurism = cloning center

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  3. B.o.B ‏@bobatl 7 Dec 2015
    hundreds of kids go missing each year = cloning center

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  4. B.o.B ‏@bobatl 7 Dec 2015
    Every time you see a celebrity "randomly" loose their mind = cloning center

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Also, fuck everyone who retweeted this shit.
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Yeah, as mentioned, he's been on the conspiracy tip for quite some time. Shout outs to DJBooth for pointing this out way before white people started to take notice.
 
What about drilling? Do they think that you reach a certain point and then just BLAM, you're floating in space?
 
In B.o.B's diss track, he references the Holocaust denier David Irving.
 
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Sarcastic Username said:
BoB is manufacturing a controversy to become famous again. Tyson never misses an opportunity to grandstand so he's loving it from his side.
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Even if that was true, it would be no different from "I was only pretending to be retarded!" He is still acting like a doofis and it will reflect badly on him.
 
Sc4rface said:
And set up the Ahnenerbe, an organization under the SS that was tasked with digging up evidence for the historical and racial theories in vogue. I've understood the nutcases this organization employed were the link between the Nazi government and all this Vril, "soul of the race", "eternal mission of the Aryans" bullshit the Thule society, Helena Blavatsky and others made up during the interwar period. I don't think it's ever been established if Heinrich really believed this shit or if he just saw it as a better political tool than Christianity.

All of which makes it even funnier that a black American rapper is drinking from the same well.
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It bears mentioning that the whole concept of "Vril" was taken from a science fiction novel.
 
There will eventually be people born on Mars who insist that it too is flat. Humans are just retarded.
 
Curt Sibling said:
I love it when quasi-educated conspiracy tinfoils attack highly-qualified specialists!
And, how can anybody with even half a brain cell believe in flat earthism...?
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Someone forgot to take their state mandated antipsychotics.
 
tepid said:
Not into star wars personally but I'd hope a scientist had more important things to do with their time than sperg out on twitter about hollywood special effects and sci fi
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Meh, scientists do have some free time when they aren't doing experiments and shit to unwind. And they like sci-fi and movies and stuff as much as any other nerd.

I appreciate what NdGT does with StarTalk and the Cosmos reboot and whatnot, but he does seem like a bit of an attention whore/troll.
 
The Giver said:
Why does Tyson even humor this sort of nonsense.

As a scientist, if someone rejects the validity of science, there is no point in debating them. You can't win an argument if the other person doesn't care about being rational.
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Ever since Tyson, and by extension "pop science" started to gain traction in the mainstream, he's become more and more of an insufferable, reddit-pandering attention whore. Although there's been some pushback as of late, namely on the "hurr durr everything is arbitrary look how smart I am" front.

All I can really think of is that awful "top 10 books to read before you die" list he did where he listed the Bible and gave a reason that so bad, people literally thought the list was fake since it looked like it was literally copypasted from r/atheism.

Curt Sibling said:
Can someone enlighten me...
What do crackpots like B.o.B. think lies beyond the edge of their imagined flat earth?
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I always figured they'd just fall off into space like it's 'Where the Sidewalk Ends' or something. Maybe he should rent a sailboat and find out?
 
Curt Sibling said:
Weird history sperg ahoy...
The nazis also believed a super race using "vril energy" dwelt under the earth. And naturally, this race were all seven foot tall and blonde.
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There was also a second school of thought, followed most prominently by Ernst Röhm, that postulated this race to be quadrupedal and pastel-colored and equipped with horns on their foreheads that could focus the vril energy. After "The Night of the Long Knifes" this theory faded into obscurity, though.


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No, the flag is blown about by the backwash from the Reichsflugscheibe just taking off to the right of the picture. It's not like you can put a horizontal pole into a flag or something.
 
Lurch said:
A strange case in that this guy is a legitimately famous and successful artist. About a day ago he randomly went on a Twitter rant about how the earth being round is actually a conspiracy by NASA, and questioning the moon landing as well. He even went so far as to call out Neil DeGrasse Tyson and has been arguing with him for the past day or so, linking to two-hour-long YouTube videos and just generally flipping the fuck out. It culminated earlier today with him releasing a diss track against Tyson in which he also encourages his listeners to read up on the works of infamous Holocaust denier David Irving.

Here's the diss track, his Twitter, and a few screencaps:

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Verse 1

Yo, you ain’t seen my best
Checkmate, ain’t a game of chess
Globalists see me as a threat
Free thinking, got the world at my neck
Hah, am I paranoid? Picture Malcolm X
In a room full of pigs, trying not to bust a sweat
Aye, Neil Tyson need to loosen up his vest
They’ll probably write that man one hell of a check
Aye, I’m over here on this side of town
Come on over, over, over, over here try to clown
Aye, I never pipe down
If they weren’t coming for me then
They definitively coming for me now
I can’t even keep my phone charged up
All this shit I’m talking, I should get my
Rappers get off of my dick, get your own bars up
Now the mirror lizard’s breath got the clones scared cuz
Woo, use your, use your common sense
Why is NASA department of defense?
They divided up the seas into thirty-three degrees
Feeding kids masonry, bruh, be careful what you read

Hook 1

Flat line, flat line
There’s no superior blood line
Flat line, flat line
You got me once but that died, aye

Verse 2

Voice, voice, do I have a voice?
Do I give a fuck? Do I have a choice?
Joint, joint, I roll up a joint
Keep my shooters in the game like I hate to disappoint
I see only good things on the horizon
That’s probably why the horizon is always rising
Indoctrinated in a cult called science
And graduated to a club full of liars
Heliocentrism, you were the sixth victim
Fuck you and your team, you could sit on the bench with ‘em
But before you try to curve it, do your research on David Irving
Stalin was way worse than Hitler
That’s why the POTUS gotta wear a Kipper
I’m a man first ‘fore an artist
Get a lawyer, look up Doctor Richard [?]

Hook 2

Flat line, flat line
You fooled us for the last time
Flat line, flat line
There’s no superior blood line

Interlude: Neil Tyson

So you want to find farthest point from that center. And it turns out sea level from the equator is farther away from the center of the Earth than sea level at the poles. It has nothing to do with global warming and melting of the ice caps

(Why is that?)

Because we...Earth we know it spins, once uh...a day. Yes thank you. Three people know, uh, how long a day lasts here

(Good for row number two, they’re off to a great start)

So you, you know when you spin pizza dough it kind of flattens out. It gets wider in the middle...so Earth throughout it’s life, Earth, even when it formed, it was spinning. And it got a little wider at the equator that it does at the poles. So it’s not actually a sphere, it’s oblate, it’s officially an oblate spheroid

But not only that, it’s slightly wider below the equator than above the equator

(A little chubbier?)

Little chubbier, chubby’s a good word, it’s like pear-shaped. It turns out the pear-shapedness is a bigger than the height of mount Everest above sea level

Hook 2

Flat line, flat line
You fooled us for the last time
Flat line, flat line
There’s no superior blood line
Dead

According to Wikipedia, he dropped out of high school in the ninth grade, so there's that.
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somebody should tell him that when thin fabrics are in space they keep the crinkled up position they had when taken out (because no gravity, i read astronaut blogs because they are interesting)
so it essentially kept the position it had when they were pulling it out of the space-craft
 
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