Baby Monkey Hate but for spiders

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I FUCKING HATE BABY MONKEYS
 
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Expected to be in the minority for treating spiders as friends. Glad to see there's more spider lovers. I like to move them when I find them, not to outside, but to areas where I know small insects congregate in my house. Had one crawl in my keyboard the other day and I panicked thinking I'd kill him if I pressed a key, couldn't type until I saw him exit.

I did see an ant in my house a few weeks ago. I decided to spray it with ant spray. It looked like it was suffering, like it was writhing in agony as if it were on fire. While it was probably not a big deal I'm not using ant spray again, it was really upsetting.
 
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Dysnomia said:
Spiders help control the population of bugs that you do not want in your house.
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Spiders are bugs that I don't want in my house.
Dammit man, if spiders weren't so creepy and gross I wouldn't mind them. Yet out of all the bugs they also have to be the ugliest. The only shit that creeps me out even more than spiders is centipedes.
 
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BohrokSwarms said:
It is morally and ethically justified to torture spiders to death. Use this thread to celebrate and discuss the suffering and killing of these hideous, disgusting arachnids. I have found that lighters are fun ways to slowly kill spiders. It seems their exoskeletons provide some slight resistance to the modest hear created by a candle lighter’s flame (I don’t recommend using pocket lighters due to how close your hand has to get to the spider), allowing its suffering to be drawn out as it is slowly melted inside its own shell. I have heard popping noises while performing this method of execution; perhaps from gases resulting from the cremation escaping through cracks in the exoskeleton. I once tried to burn a massive Garden Spider to death with a lighter, but it was too resilient. Instead, it fell from its web into a chicken pen, and the badass motherfucking chicken instantaneously picked it up and ate without a second thought. Most Based thing I’ve ever seen.
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If you're going to kill something, do it quickly and as painlessly as possible. There's a decent chunk of the human population that has no soul and no moral understanding, so they have no qualms about torturing living things.

You don't want to be like that because it means you are nothing more than a dangerous animal to be culled, like a rabid dog or man-eating lion. No issues killing them whatsoever.

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Spiders help control the population of bugs that you do not want in your house. They are friends not enemies.
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Plus if you're seeing a lot of spiders in the house, that means you have a bug problem to begin with.
 
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I will never understand the hatred towards the creatures who serve the exclusive purpose of protecting us from Famine and Plague. Spiders, cats, bats, corvids and snakes do more for us than most are capable of fathoming. According to a very conservative estimate, spiders alone eliminate enough pest organisms to reach a combined biomass that weighs as much as the greatest pyramid of Giza multiple times over, every fucking year.

It's jewish conspiracy levels of retarded to hate these creatures, and you're peak goyim for embracing it with sadistic glee. I hope for everyone to one day experience what they've inflicted upon the innocent. Zoosadists like you compete with sexual sadists for first place on that list of demographics.
 
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Even though I don't want spiders around me, and I remove or exterminate those inside, you're a fucking nutcase.
 
What the fuck is this thread lmfao. Stop torturing bugs you autistic loser.
 
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