Back to basics - OG Kiwi Farming

[SP 199]

When I first joined this site it was to learn tips and methods for growing kiwis, What I have since found out that this is actually a troll bullying site and that null is threatening to dox my family if I ever try to leave, as I resign myself to my sorry fate I have one wish and that is to master the art of kiwi farming. So ITT we share tips on how to grow magnificent kiwis.

'Kiwifruit vines require vigorous pruning, similar to that of grapevines. Fruit is borne on one-year-old and older canes, but production declines as each cane ages. Canes should be pruned off and replaced after their third year. In the northern hemisphere the fruit ripens in November, while in the southern it ripens in May. Four year-old plants can produce up to 14,000 lbs per acre while Eight year-old plants can produce 18,000 lbs per acre. The plants produce their maximum at 8 to 10 years old. The seasonal yields are variable, a heavy crop on a vine one season generally comes with a light crop the following season,

Fruits harvested when firm will not ripen when stored properly for long periods. This allows fruit to be sent to market up to 8 weeks after harvest.

Firm kiwifruit ripen after a few days to a week when stored at room temperature, but should not be kept in direct sunlight. Faster ripening occurs when placed in a paper bag with an apple, pear, or banana. Once a kiwifruit is ripe, however, it is preserved optimally when stored far from other fruits, as it is very sensitive to the ethylene gas they may emit, thereby tending to over-ripen even in the refrigerator. If stored appropriately, ripe kiwifruit normally keep for about one to two weeks.

 

[Aquinas]

I dont know, basics were always too 'bare bones' for me

 

[Coldgrip]

In order to replenish nutrients in the soil it's important you burn every-fucking-thing to ash. Then, when you've done that, offer up two bulls as a burnt offering to the Gods of the Harvest. Then, sacrifice both a man and a woman. Burn down your house, your possessions, your pets, your family. By then you'll of clearly heard the Voice in the Flames. He will tell you to burn you neighbor and their home as an offering to Him. Do so to appease the Flame. By now you'll start to feel the heat of the searing flame yourself when you fall asleep, hear it's hissing, crackling whisper. You'll know what to do. Everything must burn.

 

[SP 199]

In order to replenish nutrients in the soil it's important you burn every-fucking-thing to ash. Then, when you've done that, offer up two bulls as a burnt offering to the Gods of the Harvest. Then, sacrifice both a man and a woman. Burn down your house, your possessions, your pets, your family. By then you'll of clearly heard the Voice in the Flames. He will tell you to burn you neighbor and their home as an offering to Him. Do so to appease the Flame. By now you'll start to feel the heat of the searing flame yourself when you fall asleep, hear it's hissing, crackling whisper. You'll know what to do. Everything must burn.

The fire rises brother

 

[polonium]

I'm incredibly hard right now

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I've been to a kiwi farm in New Zealand. They charged tourists like $10 to pick their own (single) kiwi. People were taking photos of each other cutting kiwis off vines. Than they'd go to the bar and drink expensive local wine that was matched with kiwi fruit.

The owner of the place told me they sold most of the kiwis they grew to a pig farm as cheap feed. He made most of his money off the wine. He was friends with my uncle, so he let me pick my own kiwi for free (As an 17 year old I was clearly thrilled to be told that) That day I found out kiwis taste like shit and you need the wine to get the taste out of your mouth. And white people will pay to do any retarded shit when they're on vacation.

This is my kiwi farm story. Thank you for reading.

 

[AnOminous]

I've been to a kiwi farm in New Zealand. They charged tourists like $10 to pick their own (single) kiwi. People were taking photos of each other cutting kiwis off vines. Than they'd go to the bar and drink expensive local wine that was matched with kiwi fruit.

That's pitiful. They're something like three for a dollar at the grocery store.

 

[polonium]

I might be the only person who doesn't peel kiwi fruit before eating them.