Bad Advice Thread - Absolutely retarded suggestions that will make your life worse or even destroy it

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Debt is meaningless if you just keep rolling the snowball. There are so many credit card, loan, and god knows what else companies that appeal to low/no-credit retard niggers that if you run them down to paying them small increments off your debt and fuck off elsewhere so they can't collect you can snowball finances forever. The economy is fake and falling apart anyway. This totally will not get your legs broken so long as you never stay in one place for longer than a year, and some states are big enough you can go halfway across them adn stay, so you've got at least 70 years of being able to do this.
 
Spending all your money on lottery tickets is a great way to quickly become rich! Forget groceries or rent or anything like that, you're bound to win if you just keep buying tickets. Ignore anyone who says your odds of winning are miniscule, they don't know what they're talking about.
 
Drunk-drive while also on fentanyl.
Accelerate once the cop has pulled you over & has his hand on your door's window.
Don't stop while the sirens are at full blast.
Try to reach for your weapon after you get PIT maneuvered.
Pull a gun when the police tells you to show your hands.
Kick the cop while you're being arrested.
Make death threats to the judge.
Before getting escorted out, launch yourself at your own lawyer.
 
Shoot dope. Smoke crack. Hail Satan. Tell everyone in your life about how cool you are and how much you reject their conformist beliefs.
 
Always follow your heart, never listen to people trying to dissuade you or advise differently, especially if you are young and lack life experience. You'll totally get a job with your highly expensive degree in game design, even if you don't really know shit about coding, ideas guys are always in demand!
 
Be everybody's friend!
Surely there's not evil people out there that aren't trying to hurt you or manipulate you!
Yes, everybody tells the truth all the time!
 
Alienate yourself from your family over mild disagreements and opposing political beliefs. If they really loved you they'd hold all your opinions and beliefs.
 
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